Category Archives: Jacksonville Jaguars

Nobody Watches The AFC South On Purpose But That Should Change This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

After raising a record $41.6 million in Hurricane Harvey relief, J.J. Watt can plow my sister, and if he and the rest of his Texans teammates can actually stay healthy this year, he could jump to the top of that sister-hump list as a Super Bowl champion.

It’s Official: Jaguars QB Blake Bortles Does NOT Have Dildos In His Bedside Table

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by Tommy Gimler

He doesn’t keep them on the table for all to see either.

Is It Me Or Is Michael Bennett One Giant Bag Of Shit?

NFL: Preseason-Minnesota Vikings at Seattle Seahawks

by Frank Rhombus

If you’re still looking to get either of the Bennett brothers a Christmas gift for some reason, a mesh bag of dicks seems appropriate this year.

Jacksonville Newspaper Headline: ‘Jack Off To Promising Start’

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by Tommy Gimler

I mean, yeah. Other than having a live woman in the sack, I couldn’t think of a better way to get a Thursday morning off to a great start myself.

Dear NFL: The Titans And Jaguars In Primetime? Are You Fucking Serious?

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s hard to find a bigger dick sandwich than the one the NFL is forcing down the throats of its fans tonight.

4 Things We Know Heading Into Week 8 Of The NFL

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by Frank Rhombus

It looks like fans in our nation’s capital are finding ways to stay “up” even when their beloved team is down 17 points at halftime to one of the worst teams in the NFL.

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