Category Archives: Jacksonville Jaguars

Jacksonville Newspaper Headline: ‘Jack Off To Promising Start’

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by Tommy Gimler

I mean, yeah. Other than having a live woman in the sack, I couldn’t think of a better way to get a Thursday morning off to a great start myself.

Dear NFL: The Titans And Jaguars In Primetime? Are You Fucking Serious?

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s hard to find a bigger dick sandwich than the one the NFL is forcing down the throats of its fans tonight.

4 Things We Know Heading Into Week 8 Of The NFL

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by Frank Rhombus

It looks like fans in our nation’s capital are finding ways to stay “up” even when their beloved team is down 17 points at halftime to one of the worst teams in the NFL.

Still Don’t Think NFL Games Are Fixed? Then Explain Why A Jacksonville Player Blocked For Tampa Bay On This 58-Yard Punt Return

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by Frank Rhombus

Well, either that or Jacksonville’s Bernard Pierce had Tampa Bay’s Bobby Rainey on what would be an absolutely shitty fantasy team.

Here Are My AFC South Predictions, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

NFL season start in like 90 minute, and boss is like, “Hey, Rakesh. How about an AFC South preview?” I want to tell him to go fuck self, but I am big pussy so I say, “OK, boss.”

Dante Fowler Would Have Been Better Off Breaking A Woman’s Leg Than His Own

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by Andy Ostroff

And sadly, that is the state of today’s NFL.

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