Category Archives: Jacksonville Jaguars

Here’s Why Jaguars QB Gardner Minshew Shouldn’t Throw Another Pass In The NFL

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by Tommy Gimler

Hopefully she’s a numbers guy, brah.

Porn Site Offers Jaguars Quarterback Up To $1 Million If He Does Fitness Classes For Them In A Jock Strap Or Naked

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by Tommy Gimler

From backup quarterback to the #1 penis puppet model in the NFL? Dreams can come true.

Here Is How The AFC South Will Finish, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Step aside, Florida Man. There’s a new sheriff in town and his name is Big Dick Nick. bro.

The Eagles’ Lane Johnson Makes Hysterical Giant Condom Joke While Saying Goodbye To Big Dick Nick Foles

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by Tommy Gimler

The legend of Big Dick Nick continues to grow (pun intended).

Nobody Watches The AFC South On Purpose But That Should Change This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

After raising a record $41.6 million in Hurricane Harvey relief, J.J. Watt can plow my sister, and if he and the rest of his Texans teammates can actually stay healthy this year, he could jump to the top of that sister-hump list as a Super Bowl champion.

It’s Official: Jaguars QB Blake Bortles Does NOT Have Dildos In His Bedside Table

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by Tommy Gimler

He doesn’t keep them on the table for all to see either.

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