by Tommy Gimler
Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Blaine Gabbert shocked the sports world Monday morning when he announced that on top of throwing NFL passes, he likes throwing it in guys’ asses. (more…)
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Signs Your Franchise, Just Like Corey Feldman, Has Hit Rock Bottom
by Tommy Gimler
Corey Feldman hasn’t been relevant since Reagan was in office. Well, except for the day that Corey Haim died. That’s when for just a couple of seconds you looked at the guy in the cube next to you and asked, “Whatever happened to that other fucking loser, Corey Feldman?” Other than that, Feldman’s appeared in a few reality television shows and outside the 7-Eleven on Fairfax begging for meth. That’s what we call rock bottom, and that’s where these sports franchises currently find themselves. (more…)
10 NFL Headlines You Won’t See In 2013
by Tommy Gimler
Look, the fact that today is December 31, 2012 means one thing and one thing only: Nostradamus was full of shit. We didn’t need him here, either, for these ten bold predictions of NFL headlines you won’t see in the new year. (more…)
Easy Money On These Silly America College Football Bowls, Bro
by Rakesh The Intern
Happy Year of the New, bro! It’s been a run of great success with this football betting, bro. I wish I could say the same for my luck with most of these American women, though. I don’t get why these California girlies get so freaked out by pubic hair, bro. In my country, big bush of hair around manhood is sign of confidence and great wealth. But in this country, every time I take pants off, girl rolls up newspaper and swats at it like it’s alive or something, bro. (more…)
The Only Thing That Didn’t Happen This Weekend Was Me Getting A Beej
by Tommy Gimler
On location all weekend in Houston, there was no way I was getting any action with my wife over 1,500 miles away. It was exactly the opposite for football enthusiasts across the country: (more…)
Yup, Football is Better Than Tits
by Tommy Gimler
It’s late on Sunday night on the east coast, and I have two choices. I can either go into the guest bedroom and toss one off to two mature broads scissoring each other or watch the rest of the Steelers/Broncos game. Looks like the Terrible Towel won’t be cleaning up any mess tonight… (more…)
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