Category Archives: Indianapolis Colts

Nobody Watches The AFC South On Purpose But That Should Change This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

After raising a record $41.6 million in Hurricane Harvey relief, J.J. Watt can plow my sister, and if he and the rest of his Texans teammates can actually stay healthy this year, he could jump to the top of that sister-hump list as a Super Bowl champion.

Here’s Andrew Luck Looking Absolutely Yoked At The Indy 500

andrew luck jacked

by Tommy Gimler

His shoulder might be dicked, but his biceps are looking like they belong on The Rock.

Just A Dude Humping The Air In Front Of DeShone Kizer’s Mom At The Browns-Colts Game

browns fan air hump

by Tommy Gimler

Man, that air is getting wrecked.

ESPN Said Chuck Pagano Was A Goner Last Week. In A Related Story, Colts Sign Chuck Pagano To Contract Extension

chuck pagano not fired contract extension

by Tommy Gimler

It might be a new year, but it’s the same old bull shit from the four-letter.

Here’s DeAndre Hopkins Kindly Asking The Ref ‘What The Fuck You Looking At?’

deandre hopkins the fuck you looking at

by Frank Rhombus

Two 6-7 teams battled it out for AFC South supremacy Sunday afternoon, and it was even more pig shit awful than expected.

The Colts’ Fake Punt Play Was The Worst Play In The History Of The NFL And Colts Fans Really Let Chuck Pagano Know That Today

colts fake punt

by Tommy Gimler

This is why “Bring Your Retarded Kid To Work Day” is a bad idea, people.

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