Category Archives: Indianapolis Colts

Doug Gottlieb Gets Crushed By Troy Aikman and Torrey Smith For Taking A Shot At Andrew Luck

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by Tommy Gimler

There are massive tools on this planet, and then there’s FS1′s Doug Gottlieb.

Here Is How The AFC South Will Finish, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Step aside, Florida Man. There’s a new sheriff in town and his name is Big Dick Nick. bro.

Nobody Watches The AFC South On Purpose But That Should Change This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

After raising a record $41.6 million in Hurricane Harvey relief, J.J. Watt can plow my sister, and if he and the rest of his Texans teammates can actually stay healthy this year, he could jump to the top of that sister-hump list as a Super Bowl champion.

Here’s Andrew Luck Looking Absolutely Yoked At The Indy 500

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by Tommy Gimler

His shoulder might be dicked, but his biceps are looking like they belong on The Rock.

Just A Dude Humping The Air In Front Of DeShone Kizer’s Mom At The Browns-Colts Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Man, that air is getting wrecked.

ESPN Said Chuck Pagano Was A Goner Last Week. In A Related Story, Colts Sign Chuck Pagano To Contract Extension

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by Tommy Gimler

It might be a new year, but it’s the same old bull shit from the four-letter.

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