Category Archives: AFC South

Nobody Wants To Play For The Raiders? More Like Nobody Wants To Answer Your Stupid Fucking Poll, ESPN

mark davis

by Frank Rhombus

The four-letter reported yesterday that “the Raiders are the least desirable team to play for in the NFL,” but their conclusion was based solely on a recent poll they administered to more than one hundred current NFL players, in which they asked “The only way I’d play for [team name] is if they doubled my salary.”

Shit Of Holy, Bro! It Is Time To Take Peak At 2014 AFC Over/Unders, My Friend

raiders fans

by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. You take away severe public urination problem and fact that everyone in my extended family smell like bad cheese from goat, and the summer away from America here in Howrah really is not too much of problem, bro. And apparently this sports blog has yet to matter in lives of enough Americans, so it look like my boss will have me writing about betting on American football without paying of money to me for doing so, my friend.

Time To Throw Your Fat Fuck Kid’s College Fund On These NFL Teams To Make The Playoffs

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by Tommy Gimler

An oddsmaking firm in Nevada called CG Technology has given everybody here at The DUD massive erections after releasing playoff odds for the upcoming NFL season. Only 21 teams received playoff odds, meaning it could be a long fucking year for fans in Buffalo, Oakland, and Cleveland.

Epic Fucking Collapse, Brah

colts comeback

by Frank Rhombus

It’s been over 40 hours, 40 Miller Lites in their sweet ass retro cans, and one bitch of a hangover since the second-largest comeback in NFL postseason history, and the Chiefs epic defeat at the hands of the Colts still stings like a chlamydia-laced piss. Well, or so I’ve heard. And I’m not even a Chiefs fan. I just kind of had money on them…

A Hot Dog Vendor, A Whiny Head Coach, And A Cameraman Who Just Got Hit In The Dick With A Football Walk Into A Bar…

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by Tommy Gimler

Peyton Manning set a new single-season touchdown record for quarterbacks. Tony Romo hit DeMarco Murray for a game-winning tuddy that, at least for one more week, saved the Cowboys’ season. Eli Manning played in a game that featured a pick six that he didn’t throw. Sunday was crazy. Like Lindsay Lohan bat shit crazy. And if for even just one minute you looked away at your buddy’s girlfriend as she bent over to unload the dishwasher, you may have missed some of the best stuff.

The DUD NFL Midseason Report: AFC

Kansas City Chiefs

by Tommy Gimler

After finishing the 2012 campaign with an NFL-worst 2-14 record, this year’s Kansas City Chiefs are the lone unbeaten team, sitting atop the AFC West with a 9-0 record. If you called that, you’re a fucking liar.

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