Category Archives: AFC South

Josh Scobee Jokingly Challenged Tiger Woods To A $100,000 Per Hole Round Of Golf And The Twitter World Lost Its Fucking Mind

Josh Scobee

by Frank Rhombus

It’s not everyday that the man who’s considered by some to be the greatest golfer of all time gets challenged to a round of golf by an NFL kicker much less one who kicks for the pig shit awful Jacksonville Jaguars.

7 Reasons Why Andrew Luck Is The Reincarnation Of John Elway

NFL: AFC Wildcard Playoff-Kansas City Chiefs at Indianapolis Colts

special to the DUD from Sean Green of the Sports Gambling Podcast

If Andrew Luck’s story seems familiar it’s because it is. The Colts QB faces off against the Broncos this week in the Divisional Round of the playoffs. In some unique twists of fate, Luck’s life has proven eerily similar to the greatest Bronco of all time: John Elway.

Nobody Wants To Play For The Raiders? More Like Nobody Wants To Answer Your Stupid Fucking Poll, ESPN

mark davis

by Frank Rhombus

The four-letter reported yesterday that “the Raiders are the least desirable team to play for in the NFL,” but their conclusion was based solely on a recent poll they administered to more than one hundred current NFL players, in which they asked “The only way I’d play for [team name] is if they doubled my salary.”

Shit Of Holy, Bro! It Is Time To Take Peak At 2014 AFC Over/Unders, My Friend

raiders fans

by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. You take away severe public urination problem and fact that everyone in my extended family smell like bad cheese from goat, and the summer away from America here in Howrah really is not too much of problem, bro. And apparently this sports blog has yet to matter in lives of enough Americans, so it look like my boss will have me writing about betting on American football without paying of money to me for doing so, my friend.

Time To Throw Your Fat Fuck Kid’s College Fund On These NFL Teams To Make The Playoffs

falcons

by Tommy Gimler

An oddsmaking firm in Nevada called CG Technology has given everybody here at The DUD massive erections after releasing playoff odds for the upcoming NFL season. Only 21 teams received playoff odds, meaning it could be a long fucking year for fans in Buffalo, Oakland, and Cleveland.

Epic Fucking Collapse, Brah

colts comeback

by Frank Rhombus

It’s been over 40 hours, 40 Miller Lites in their sweet ass retro cans, and one bitch of a hangover since the second-largest comeback in NFL postseason history, and the Chiefs epic defeat at the hands of the Colts still stings like a chlamydia-laced piss. Well, or so I’ve heard. And I’m not even a Chiefs fan. I just kind of had money on them…

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