Category Archives: AFC South

Vince Young Is Here To Remind You To Stay In School, Kids

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by Frank Rhombus

Harold Landry is one of those names you would see in a children’s book because it’s so easy to pronounce that even a six-year-old kid could do it.

It’s Official: Jaguars QB Blake Bortles Does NOT Have Dildos In His Bedside Table

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by Tommy Gimler

He doesn’t keep them on the table for all to see either.

Is It Me Or Is Michael Bennett One Giant Bag Of Shit?

NFL: Preseason-Minnesota Vikings at Seattle Seahawks

by Frank Rhombus

If you’re still looking to get either of the Bennett brothers a Christmas gift for some reason, a mesh bag of dicks seems appropriate this year.

Just A Dude Humping The Air In Front Of DeShone Kizer’s Mom At The Browns-Colts Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Man, that air is getting wrecked.

NFL Wild Card Weekend Is Perfect Time To Destroy Bookie With These Bets, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Happy New Year, bro! Let’s make it a year where we tear bookie’s asshole to pieces with these can’t miss bets on this silly game of American football, my friend!

Jacksonville Newspaper Headline: ‘Jack Off To Promising Start’

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by Tommy Gimler

I mean, yeah. Other than having a live woman in the sack, I couldn’t think of a better way to get a Thursday morning off to a great start myself.

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