All the AFC South posts:

Epic Fucking Collapse, Brah

Published by rhombus on January 6th, 2014

by Frank Rhombus

It’s been over 40 hours, 40 Miller Lites in their sweet ass retro cans, and one bitch of a hangover since the second-largest comeback in NFL postseason history, and the Chiefs epic defeat at the hands of the Colts still stings like a chlamydia-laced piss. Well, or so I’ve heard. And I’m not even a Chiefs fan. I just kind of had money on them… (more…)


A Hot Dog Vendor, A Whiny Head Coach, And A Cameraman Who Just Got Hit In The Dick With A Football Walk Into A Bar…

Published by tgim on December 22nd, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

Peyton Manning set a new single-season touchdown record for quarterbacks. Tony Romo hit DeMarco Murray for a game-winning tuddy that, at least for one more week, saved the Cowboys’ season. Eli Manning played in a game that featured a pick six that he didn’t throw. Sunday was crazy. Like Lindsay Lohan bat shit crazy. And if for even just one minute you looked away at your buddy’s girlfriend as she bent over to unload the dishwasher, you may have missed some of the best stuff. (more…)


The DUD NFL Midseason Report: AFC

Published by tgim on November 5th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

After finishing the 2012 campaign with an NFL-worst 2-14 record, this year’s Kansas City Chiefs are the lone unbeaten team, sitting atop the AFC West with a 9-0 record. If you called that, you’re a fucking liar. (more…)


Sunday’s Worst

Published by tgim on October 20th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

Even if you witnessed your brother get screwed by an elk, he’s still having a better Sunday than these NFL players. (more…)


Investing Stock In Athletes, Hey? You’ll Want To Stay Away From These Clowns

Published by tgim on October 17th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

Just when your fat ass thought the marketing and branding of professional athletes had finally hit its peak, the folks at Fantex Holdings come along and take it to a whole new level, offering stock in athletes in which the value depends solely on their economic success. Sign a huge contract? Cha-ching. Get a deal with Coca-Cola? Straight cash, homey. Get busted for masturbating in front of a girl after you ask to borrow her pen? Uh oh. (more…)


The Last Time A Texans Quarterback Did NOT Throw A Pick Six In A Game…

Published by tgim on October 13th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

The Houston Texans’ 2013 season can pretty much be summed up with one word: fuck. (more…)