Category Archives: AFC South

Jacksonville Newspaper Headline: ‘Jack Off To Promising Start’


by Tommy Gimler

I mean, yeah. Other than having a live woman in the sack, I couldn’t think of a better way to get a Thursday morning off to a great start myself.

Will Fuller Is Almost As Intense When It Comes To Signing Yearbooks As He Is On The Football Field


by Tommy Gimler

Like most NFL wide receivers will this year, Will Fuller went off against the Chicago Bears yesterday to the tune of five catches for 107 yards and a tuddy.

ESPN Said Chuck Pagano Was A Goner Last Week. In A Related Story, Colts Sign Chuck Pagano To Contract Extension

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by Tommy Gimler

It might be a new year, but it’s the same old bull shit from the four-letter.

Here’s DeAndre Hopkins Kindly Asking The Ref ‘What The Fuck You Looking At?’

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by Frank Rhombus

Two 6-7 teams battled it out for AFC South supremacy Sunday afternoon, and it was even more pig shit awful than expected.

Dear NFL: The Titans And Jaguars In Primetime? Are You Fucking Serious?

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s hard to find a bigger dick sandwich than the one the NFL is forcing down the throats of its fans tonight.

4 Things We Know Heading Into Week 8 Of The NFL

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by Frank Rhombus

It looks like fans in our nation’s capital are finding ways to stay “up” even when their beloved team is down 17 points at halftime to one of the worst teams in the NFL.

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