Category Archives: AFC South

Nobody Watches The AFC South On Purpose But That Should Change This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

After raising a record $41.6 million in Hurricane Harvey relief, J.J. Watt can plow my sister, and if he and the rest of his Texans teammates can actually stay healthy this year, he could jump to the top of that sister-hump list as a Super Bowl champion.

Here’s Andrew Luck Looking Absolutely Yoked At The Indy 500

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by Tommy Gimler

His shoulder might be dicked, but his biceps are looking like they belong on The Rock.

Vince Young Is Here To Remind You To Stay In School, Kids

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by Frank Rhombus

Harold Landry is one of those names you would see in a children’s book because it’s so easy to pronounce that even a six-year-old kid could do it.

It’s Official: Jaguars QB Blake Bortles Does NOT Have Dildos In His Bedside Table

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by Tommy Gimler

He doesn’t keep them on the table for all to see either.

Is It Me Or Is Michael Bennett One Giant Bag Of Shit?

NFL: Preseason-Minnesota Vikings at Seattle Seahawks

by Frank Rhombus

If you’re still looking to get either of the Bennett brothers a Christmas gift for some reason, a mesh bag of dicks seems appropriate this year.

Just A Dude Humping The Air In Front Of DeShone Kizer’s Mom At The Browns-Colts Game

browns fan air hump

by Tommy Gimler

Man, that air is getting wrecked.

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