by Tommy Gimler
Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Blaine Gabbert shocked the sports world Monday morning when he announced that on top of throwing NFL passes, he likes throwing it in guys’ asses. (more…)
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Where Was This Broad When I Was 12?
by Tommy Gimler
In case you wondering, it’s still very much illegal to touch a 12-year-old kid’s Lincoln Log and offer him a beej no matter how good you looked four years ago. (more…)
Signs Your Franchise, Just Like Corey Feldman, Has Hit Rock Bottom
by Tommy Gimler
Corey Feldman hasn’t been relevant since Reagan was in office. Well, except for the day that Corey Haim died. That’s when for just a couple of seconds you looked at the guy in the cube next to you and asked, “Whatever happened to that other fucking loser, Corey Feldman?” Other than that, Feldman’s appeared in a few reality television shows and outside the 7-Eleven on Fairfax begging for meth. That’s what we call rock bottom, and that’s where these sports franchises currently find themselves. (more…)
Who Will Be The Next Not Elite Quarterback To Say He’s Elite And Then Win A Super Bowl?
by Tommy Gimler
In what is becoming almost as big of a trend in the NFL as driving while intoxicated, slightly above-average quarterbacks are telling the football world that they are much better than that, even going as far as calling themselves elite, and then proving they actually are with a Super Bowl victory. Last year it was Eli Manning. This year, Joe Flacco. So, who’s next? Here’s a hint: Since we’re talking about slightly above-average quarterbacks, it’s not Mark Sanchez because he is just terrible. (more…)
I Am Hotter Than Two Girls Petting Heavy in Billiards Club, Bro
by Rakesh The Intern
Check it out, bro. I hit on 70% of my American football picks last week, and you didn’t even have to pay me to get those picks, boss. Why give AccuScore your money for wrong picks when you can save your rupees and get correct picks for free from Rakesh, bro? I got to be honest though, bro. The guy’s personal hygiene next to me on this plane is throwing me off a little bit, my friend. It smell like my family reunion in this bitch or whatever you call it in this country, bro. (more…)
Postseason Is Time To Post Big Winnings, Bro
by Rakesh The Intern
Check it out, bro. I keep listening to my boss and his friends talking about how hard it is to lay some action on these American football games this weekend, bro. They cry like my cousin Palash when he was stepped on by elephant at market because they say that teams are so evenly matched, my friend. Well, boss, I say that these games are easier than my cousin Miti, bro. Huge slut, bro. Like 12 kids and she’s only 26. (more…)
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