Category Archives: Pittsburgh Steelers

4 Things We Know Heading Into Week 8 Of The NFL

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by Frank Rhombus

It looks like fans in our nation’s capital are finding ways to stay “up” even when their beloved team is down 17 points at halftime to one of the worst teams in the NFL.

Steelers Management Beyond Surprised By Roethlisberger’s Lack Of Off-Field Issues

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submitted by DUD satirical Pittsburgh correspondent Tonto Kowalski

Pittsburgh Steelers management today expressed absolute shock in the lack of off-field issues that franchise quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been involved with over the past year.

Here Is How AFC North Will Finish This Year, Bro

super fat steelers fan

by Rakesh the Intern

Listen, bro. This division is going to be tighter than Cousin Parth’s new wife, and she is only like nine years old, my friend.

Le’Veon Bell and LeGarrette Blount Arrested For…Wait For It…Marijuana, Add Decent Points To Your Current Athletes Getting Arrested (CAGA) League

Bell and Blount

by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest. An NFL player getting busted for using pot is like getting charged with rape after you and her agreed that it was going to be a thirty-second game of “Just The Tip.” It’s pretty fucking weak.

Shit Of Holy, Bro! It Is Time To Take Peak At 2014 AFC Over/Unders, My Friend

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. You take away severe public urination problem and fact that everyone in my extended family smell like bad cheese from goat, and the summer away from America here in Howrah really is not too much of problem, bro. And apparently this sports blog has yet to matter in lives of enough Americans, so it look like my boss will have me writing about betting on American football without paying of money to me for doing so, my friend.

The DUD NFL Midseason Report: AFC

Kansas City Chiefs

by Tommy Gimler

After finishing the 2012 campaign with an NFL-worst 2-14 record, this year’s Kansas City Chiefs are the lone unbeaten team, sitting atop the AFC West with a 9-0 record. If you called that, you’re a fucking liar.

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