Category Archives: Pittsburgh Steelers

Our Guess Is That James Harrison Would Break Both Of Your Mom’s Hips If He Plowed Her

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by Frank Rhombus

Well, unless of course she’s racist and wouldn’t give the poor guy a chance.

Looks Like Falcons And Patriots In Super Bowl This Year, Bro

New England Patriots v Atlanta Falcons

by Rakesh the Intern

Listen, bro. Both Packers and Steelers have flu. Sick shit, bro.

NFL Wild Card Weekend Is Perfect Time To Destroy Bookie With These Bets, Bro

seahawks-lions

by Rakesh the Intern

Happy New Year, bro! Let’s make it a year where we tear bookie’s asshole to pieces with these can’t miss bets on this silly game of American football, my friend!

Fartgate: Who Farted At The Beginning Of The Fourth Quarter Today In Denver?

phil simms jim nantz fart

by Tommy Gimler

Our money is on an undercooked patty melt not sitting well with Phil Simms, but when it comes to booth farts, you can never count out Jim Nance.

4 Things We Know Heading Into Week 8 Of The NFL

redskins blow job 1

by Frank Rhombus

It looks like fans in our nation’s capital are finding ways to stay “up” even when their beloved team is down 17 points at halftime to one of the worst teams in the NFL.

Steelers Management Beyond Surprised By Roethlisberger’s Lack Of Off-Field Issues

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submitted by DUD satirical Pittsburgh correspondent Tonto Kowalski

Pittsburgh Steelers management today expressed absolute shock in the lack of off-field issues that franchise quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been involved with over the past year.

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