Category Archives: Cincinnati Bengals

Bengals LB/Shitdick Vontaze Burfict Already In Midseason Form, Takes Cheap Shot At Teammate Coming Off ACL Surgery

Wild Card Round - Pittsburgh Steelers v Cincinnati Bengals

by Tommy Gimler

It’s official: If you’re an old man walking down a flight of stairs and you hear Cincinnati Bengals linebacker Vontaze Burfict behind you, you might as well just throw yourself down the rest of the steps so at least you know when it’s coming.

Pacman Jones Continues To Be NFL’s Biggest Dipshit, Posts Instagram Pics Of $160K For Spring Break

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by Tommy Gimler

Even if he could actually find Monte Carlo on a map and was heading there for a spring break blowout, that would still be way too much cash.

The Video Of Pacman Jones In The Back Of A Squad Car Is Disturbing Yet Glorious At The Same Time

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by Tommy Gimler

If your list of babysitters for tonight includes Adam “Pacman” Jones and nobody else, you’re going to want to a) get yourself checked out to see if you’re retarded and b) cancel your reservation at Applebee’s after watching this video.

Soooooo Pacman Jones Got Arrested Again

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by Tommy Gimler

If Adam Jones gets arrested one more time this year, he’ll be able to play for the Cowboys.

So, Was There Any Point To That Asshole On The Bengals Shoving That Camera Into The Cameraman’s Face Tonight?

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by Frank Rhombus

I finally felt the pain of a Browns fan tonight, as throwing fifty bucks on that fucking team to lose by less than 13 points turned out to be about as good of an idea as giving a loaded firearm to Gary Busey.

4 Things We Know Heading Into Week 8 Of The NFL

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by Frank Rhombus

It looks like fans in our nation’s capital are finding ways to stay “up” even when their beloved team is down 17 points at halftime to one of the worst teams in the NFL.

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