Category Archives: AFC North

Who’s A Bigger Turd, Mason Crosby Or Chris Boswell?

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by Tommy Gimler

At 2-2-1, both the Pittsburgh Steelers and Green Bay Packers have more problems than just a shitdick kicker.

The Browns Finally Won So We Did A Podcast That Somehow Ended With Me Describing The Birthing Process

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by Tommy Gimler

It took a while, but the fine people of Cleveland finally got their hands on some free Bud Light thanks to Tyrod Taylor getting a concussion.

Free Bud Lights For Cleveland Browns Fans If Their Team Can Find A Way To Win This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Maybe LeBron picked the wrong time to leave Cleveland.

ESPN Cleveland Idiot Aaron Goldhammer Will Eat Horse Poop Because The Browns Drafted Baker Mayfield

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by Tommy Gimler

What is it with the city of Cleveland and its residents’ yearning for introducing horse shit into their calorie intake?

The Story Of How Future Hall-Of-Famer Joe Thomas Cost Me $100

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by Tommy Gimler

One of the greatest offensive linemen the NFL has ever seen decided to call it quits Tuesday morning.

The Cleveland Browns Are So Pig Shit Awful They Literally Killed A Guy

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by Tommy Gimler

DeShone Kizer and company killed a ton of parlays this season, and now, it appears as though their play on the field killed at least one human being.

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