Category Archives: AFC North

Bengals LB/Shitdick Vontaze Burfict Already In Midseason Form, Takes Cheap Shot At Teammate Coming Off ACL Surgery

Wild Card Round - Pittsburgh Steelers v Cincinnati Bengals

by Tommy Gimler

It’s official: If you’re an old man walking down a flight of stairs and you hear Cincinnati Bengals linebacker Vontaze Burfict behind you, you might as well just throw yourself down the rest of the steps so at least you know when it’s coming.

Our Guess Is That James Harrison Would Break Both Of Your Mom’s Hips If He Plowed Her

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by Frank Rhombus

Well, unless of course she’s racist and wouldn’t give the poor guy a chance.

Pacman Jones Continues To Be NFL’s Biggest Dipshit, Posts Instagram Pics Of $160K For Spring Break

pacman jones spring break

by Tommy Gimler

Even if he could actually find Monte Carlo on a map and was heading there for a spring break blowout, that would still be way too much cash.

These Idiots On Twitter Think Ravens Radio Guy Gerry Sandusky Is The Guy Who Molested Kids

gerry sandusky twitter

by Tommy Gimler

‘Merica!

The Video Of Pacman Jones In The Back Of A Squad Car Is Disturbing Yet Glorious At The Same Time

pacman jones arrest video

by Tommy Gimler

If your list of babysitters for tonight includes Adam “Pacman” Jones and nobody else, you’re going to want to a) get yourself checked out to see if you’re retarded and b) cancel your reservation at Applebee’s after watching this video.

Looks Like Falcons And Patriots In Super Bowl This Year, Bro

New England Patriots v Atlanta Falcons

by Rakesh the Intern

Listen, bro. Both Packers and Steelers have flu. Sick shit, bro.

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