Category Archives: AFC North

When Is Someone Going To Beat Some Sense Into Janay Rice?

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by Eddie Bagelstein

It’s time somebody told the truth about this whole Ray Rice wife beating situation. Bitch got what she deserved.

People Are Still Wearing Ray Rice Jerseys To Tonight’s Game

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by Frank Rhombus

And we’re pretty sure that they’re not part of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Nobody Wants To Play For The Raiders? More Like Nobody Wants To Answer Your Stupid Fucking Poll, ESPN

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by Frank Rhombus

The four-letter reported yesterday that “the Raiders are the least desirable team to play for in the NFL,” but their conclusion was based solely on a recent poll they administered to more than one hundred current NFL players, in which they asked “The only way I’d play for [team name] is if they doubled my salary.”

Le’Veon Bell and LeGarrette Blount Arrested For…Wait For It…Marijuana, Add Decent Points To Your Current Athletes Getting Arrested (CAGA) League

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest. An NFL player getting busted for using pot is like getting charged with rape after you and her agreed that it was going to be a thirty-second game of “Just The Tip.” It’s pretty fucking weak.

Browns Rookie Gives Woman His Number On Instagram, Her Husband’s Friends Text Him Dick Pics

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by Tommy Gimler

The good news for Cleveland Browns fans is that rookie running back Terrance West doesn’t lack confidence. The bad news, though, is that he’s pretty fucking stupid.

Johnny Football Has The NFL’s #1 Selling Jersey

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by Tommy Gimler

But before Cleveland fans celebrate by injecting each other with heroin tonight, we should remind you that Tim Tebow once held that honor as well.

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