Category Archives: AFC North

Three Things To Do As A Browns Fan Other Than Kill Yourself

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by Tommy Gimler

If you’re in Cleveland and rooting for the Browns – and only the Browns – may God have mercy on your soul.

NFL VP Of Officiating Confirms That The Integrity Of An NFL Game Is At An All-Time Low

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by Frank Rhombus

Add a fumble recovery to the list of things that are no longer definable by logic and common sense in today’s NFL.

Here’s Proof That God Does Indeed Hate The Cleveland Browns

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by Tommy Gimler

And he must not give a shit about Ryan Fitzpatrick either.

Fartgate: Who Farted At The Beginning Of The Fourth Quarter Today In Denver?

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by Tommy Gimler

Our money is on an undercooked patty melt not sitting well with Phil Simms, but when it comes to booth farts, you can never count out Jim Nance.

Fox 8 News In Cleveland Put A Wig And Mustache On A Midget And Reenacted Johnny Manziel’s Vegas Getaway

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by Frank Rhombus

Midgets = Ratings.

ESPN Said Chuck Pagano Was A Goner Last Week. In A Related Story, Colts Sign Chuck Pagano To Contract Extension

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by Tommy Gimler

It might be a new year, but it’s the same old bull shit from the four-letter.

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