Category Archives: AFC North

The Story Of How Future Hall-Of-Famer Joe Thomas Cost Me $100

joe thomas retires

by Tommy Gimler

One of the greatest offensive linemen the NFL has ever seen decided to call it quits Tuesday morning.

The Cleveland Browns Are So Pig Shit Awful They Literally Killed A Guy

paul stark browns obituary

by Tommy Gimler

DeShone Kizer and company killed a ton of parlays this season, and now, it appears as though their play on the field killed at least one human being.

JuJu Smith-Schuster’s Hit On Vontaze Burfict Is The Best Thing I’ve Seen From The NFL This Year

vontaze burfict hit

by Tommy Gimler

Karma can be quite the bitch.

Here’s An Old Pervert Looking For Craigslist Hookers At The Ravens Game

ravens fan craigslist

by Tommy Gimler

We get it dude. When it comes to watching the Ravens offense, we’d rather look at anything else as well.

Just A Dude Humping The Air In Front Of DeShone Kizer’s Mom At The Browns-Colts Game

browns fan air hump

by Tommy Gimler

Man, that air is getting wrecked.

Bengals LB/Shitdick Vontaze Burfict Already In Midseason Form, Takes Cheap Shot At Teammate Coming Off ACL Surgery

Wild Card Round - Pittsburgh Steelers v Cincinnati Bengals

by Tommy Gimler

It’s official: If you’re an old man walking down a flight of stairs and you hear Cincinnati Bengals linebacker Vontaze Burfict behind you, you might as well just throw yourself down the rest of the steps so at least you know when it’s coming.

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