Category Archives: AFC North

The Browns Might Suck Major Balls, But That Doesn’t Mean Their Fans Do

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by Frank Rhombus

How do draw the attention off of your back fat and back hair? Well, looking into a camera and muttering, “My name is Bill Cowher. I don’t have an upper lip, but if you got a cup of cum, I’ll sure to take a sip,” is a good start.

So, Was There Any Point To That Asshole On The Bengals Shoving That Camera Into The Cameraman’s Face Tonight?

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by Frank Rhombus

I finally felt the pain of a Browns fan tonight, as throwing fifty bucks on that fucking team to lose by less than 13 points turned out to be about as good of an idea as giving a loaded firearm to Gary Busey.

Some Poor Browns Fan Ranked Every Single One Of His Beloved Team’s Losses Since 1999

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by Tommy Gimler

Oh, the humanity!

4 Things We Know Heading Into Week 8 Of The NFL

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by Frank Rhombus

It looks like fans in our nation’s capital are finding ways to stay “up” even when their beloved team is down 17 points at halftime to one of the worst teams in the NFL.

Steelers Management Beyond Surprised By Roethlisberger’s Lack Of Off-Field Issues

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submitted by DUD satirical Pittsburgh correspondent Tonto Kowalski

Pittsburgh Steelers management today expressed absolute shock in the lack of off-field issues that franchise quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been involved with over the past year.

Here Is How AFC North Will Finish This Year, Bro

super fat steelers fan

by Rakesh the Intern

Listen, bro. This division is going to be tighter than Cousin Parth’s new wife, and she is only like nine years old, my friend.

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