Category Archives: AFC North

Nobody Wants To Play For The Raiders? More Like Nobody Wants To Answer Your Stupid Fucking Poll, ESPN

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by Frank Rhombus

The four-letter reported yesterday that “the Raiders are the least desirable team to play for in the NFL,” but their conclusion was based solely on a recent poll they administered to more than one hundred current NFL players, in which they asked “The only way I’d play for [team name] is if they doubled my salary.”

Le’Veon Bell and LeGarrette Blount Arrested For…Wait For It…Marijuana, Add Decent Points To Your Current Athletes Getting Arrested (CAGA) League

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest. An NFL player getting busted for using pot is like getting charged with rape after you and her agreed that it was going to be a thirty-second game of “Just The Tip.” It’s pretty fucking weak.

Browns Rookie Gives Woman His Number On Instagram, Her Husband’s Friends Text Him Dick Pics

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by Tommy Gimler

The good news for Cleveland Browns fans is that rookie running back Terrance West doesn’t lack confidence. The bad news, though, is that he’s pretty fucking stupid.

Johnny Football Has The NFL’s #1 Selling Jersey

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by Tommy Gimler

But before Cleveland fans celebrate by injecting each other with heroin tonight, we should remind you that Tim Tebow once held that honor as well.

Shit Of Holy, Bro! It Is Time To Take Peak At 2014 AFC Over/Unders, My Friend

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. You take away severe public urination problem and fact that everyone in my extended family smell like bad cheese from goat, and the summer away from America here in Howrah really is not too much of problem, bro. And apparently this sports blog has yet to matter in lives of enough Americans, so it look like my boss will have me writing about betting on American football without paying of money to me for doing so, my friend.

Time To Throw Your Fat Fuck Kid’s College Fund On These NFL Teams To Make The Playoffs

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by Tommy Gimler

An oddsmaking firm in Nevada called CG Technology has given everybody here at The DUD massive erections after releasing playoff odds for the upcoming NFL season. Only 21 teams received playoff odds, meaning it could be a long fucking year for fans in Buffalo, Oakland, and Cleveland.

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