Category Archives: AFC North

Steelers Management Beyond Surprised By Roethlisberger’s Lack Of Off-Field Issues

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submitted by DUD satirical Pittsburgh correspondent Tonto Kowalski

Pittsburgh Steelers management today expressed absolute shock in the lack of off-field issues that franchise quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been involved with over the past year.

Here Is How AFC North Will Finish This Year, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Listen, bro. This division is going to be tighter than Cousin Parth’s new wife, and she is only like nine years old, my friend.

The Colts Are Going To Get Curb Stomped By The Patriots When Tom Brady Returns From His Suspension

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by Tommy Gimler

If he even winds up getting suspended, that is. I mean, let’s be honest: Suspensions in the NFL seem to be overturned more often than Kanye West acts like a fucking turd in public, and that’s all the time.

Good Luck With That New Offensive Coordinator, Baltimore


special to the DUD from The Dug

In a week full of good news for Chicago Bears fans, word that Marc Trestman was hired as the Baltimore Ravens new OC is right at the top for me.

Bernie Kosar Said The Browns Front Office Makes Him Want To Puke, So We’ll Remind Everybody That His Daughter Is A Porn Star

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by Tommy Gimler

We’re not sure if it’s because of the concussions or the silos of Pabst, but Bernie Kosar is good for saying something that creates a headline at least once a year. And when he does, we like to take the time to remind everybody that his daughter is a porn star named Lexxi Silver.

Bills Fan Leans In For Selfie, Boyfriend Shoves Hand In Her Asshole

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by Tommy Gimler

Buffalo Bills fans who attended Sunday’s 26-10 beatdown of the Cleveland Browns at Ralph Wilson Stadium must have really enjoyed themselves. Just probably not as much as this guy.

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