Category Archives: AFC North

Looks Like Falcons And Patriots In Super Bowl This Year, Bro

New England Patriots v Atlanta Falcons

by Rakesh the Intern

Listen, bro. Both Packers and Steelers have flu. Sick shit, bro.

NFL Wild Card Weekend Is Perfect Time To Destroy Bookie With These Bets, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

Happy New Year, bro! Let’s make it a year where we tear bookie’s asshole to pieces with these can’t miss bets on this silly game of American football, my friend!

Soooooo Pacman Jones Got Arrested Again


by Tommy Gimler

If Adam Jones gets arrested one more time this year, he’ll be able to play for the Cowboys.

Three Things To Do As A Browns Fan Other Than Kill Yourself


by Tommy Gimler

If you’re in Cleveland and rooting for the Browns – and only the Browns – may God have mercy on your soul.

NFL VP Of Officiating Confirms That The Integrity Of An NFL Game Is At An All-Time Low


by Frank Rhombus

Add a fumble recovery to the list of things that are no longer definable by logic and common sense in today’s NFL.

Here’s Proof That God Does Indeed Hate The Cleveland Browns


by Tommy Gimler

And he must not give a shit about Ryan Fitzpatrick either.

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