Category Archives: New England Patriots

Super Bowl 51 Preview: If You’re Going To Houston, Bring Some Mace And Wrap It Up

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by Frank Rhombus

If you tried to bulk up your stash of drinking money by staying in Sunnyside, you might want to make sure you have your will in order before you get to town.

Marry/F**k/Kill: The Tom Brady, Jimmy Garoppolo & Jacoby Brissett Edition

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by Frank Rhombus

I guess this qualifies as Super Bowl 51 coverage?

Looks Like Falcons And Patriots In Super Bowl This Year, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Listen, bro. Both Packers and Steelers have flu. Sick shit, bro.

Somebody Had The Stones To Ask Bill Belichick If He Analyzed The Butt Fumble Video In Preparation For Sunday

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by Tommy Gimler

And this is why Bill Belichick treats every press conference like he just got busted walking out of a gay porn theater.

And Here We Have The Bills Mafia Throwing A Dildo Onto The Field

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by Tommy Gimler

You stay classy, Buffalo.

Rex Ryan Posed As A Reporter During A Julian Edelman Interview But Surprisingly Didn’t Have A Question About Feet

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by Tommy Gimler

Wow. That’s the equivalent to Derrick Rose posing as a reporter during an interview with a woman and then not raping her.

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