Category Archives: New England Patriots

Alexa Is Predicting That Big Dick Nick And The Eagles Are Going To Win The Super Bowl

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by Tommy Gimler

Unfortunately, she’ll still play the Goo Goo Dolls if you ask her to do so.

The Eagles, Nick Foles And His Massive Schlong Are 5-Point Underdogs In Super Bowl 52

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by Tommy Gimler

If what they say is true, Eagles quarterback Nick Foles is swinging the biggest dick in the Eagles locker room.

We Live In A Society That Needs Rob Gronkowski To Remind Us NOT To Eat Laundry Detergent

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by Tommy Gimler

The fuck, people?

Bills Mafia Back At It As Somebody Throws Another Dildo Onto The Field

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by Tommy Gimler

I don’t think this one belongs to Tom Brady though, as this has to be more of the Martellus Bennett variety.

So This Martellus Bennett Guy Can Eat A Dick, Right?

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, the Green Bay Packers should have no problem getting the majority of Martellus Bennett’s signing bonus back now.

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