Category Archives: New England Patriots

We Live In A Society That Needs Rob Gronkowski To Remind Us NOT To Eat Laundry Detergent

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by Tommy Gimler

The fuck, people?

Bills Mafia Back At It As Somebody Throws Another Dildo Onto The Field

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by Tommy Gimler

I don’t think this one belongs to Tom Brady though, as this has to be more of the Martellus Bennett variety.

So This Martellus Bennett Guy Can Eat A Dick, Right?

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, the Green Bay Packers should have no problem getting the majority of Martellus Bennett’s signing bonus back now.

Two Porn Stars Still Plan To Follow Through On Promise Of 500,000 Knob Jobs After Patriots Win Super Bowl

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by Frank Rhombus

‘Merica!

The Wild Ride That Was Super Bowl Week In Houston

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by Tommy Gimler

The only thing more remarkable than the Patriots coming back from 25 points down agains the Falcons was Terry Bradshaw’s story about why Matthew McConaughey made the face that he did while they were filming the buck naked scene from Failure to Launch.

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