Category Archives: New England Patriots

Here’s The Perfect Valentine’s Day Card For That Football Lover In Your Life

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, at least it beats the Darren Sharper one in which you’re apologizing for the rape.

One Eagles Fan Was So Excited About Winning The Super Bowl That He Decided To Eat Horse Shit

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by Tommy Gimler

Oh, but yeah, make sure you don’t get any on your scarf, brah.

Will Justin Timberlake Reunite With *NSYNC And Will Al Michaels Say ‘My Nut Zach Ertz?’ Super Bowl 52 Prop Bets That Could Make You Rich

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by Tommy Gimler

The biggest takeaway from this podcast? You guessed it – Nancy Reagan apparently gave the best head in Hollywood in her day.

That ‘Let It Ride’ World Series Bettor Who Won $14 Million Just Put $3 Million On The Eagles +5.5 Points

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by Tommy Gimler

This dude has stones the size of watermelons.

Alexa Is Predicting That Big Dick Nick And The Eagles Are Going To Win The Super Bowl

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by Tommy Gimler

Unfortunately, she’ll still play the Goo Goo Dolls if you ask her to do so.

The Eagles, Nick Foles And His Massive Schlong Are 5-Point Underdogs In Super Bowl 52

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by Tommy Gimler

If what they say is true, Eagles quarterback Nick Foles is swinging the biggest dick in the Eagles locker room.

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