Category Archives: New York Jets

These Bills Mafia Members Don’t Care That It’s A Road Game

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by Tommy Gimler

According to my good pal Jereme, this game tonight “sucks,” these two teams “suck,” and Thursday Night Football “sucks.”

So Antonio Cromartie Might Want To Think About Getting ANOTHER Vasectomy

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by Tommy Gimler

And he might want to think about playing until he’s 62 for child support reasons.

This Nice Fella Plays Professional Football For The New York Jets

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by Tommy Gimler

There are a lot of reasons to be sick to your stomach these days if you’re a Jets fan.

The Bills Mafia Is Back, Baby!

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by Frank Rhombus

We’re pretty sure Deion Sanders is fucking hammered doing the Bills-Jets pregame tonight, but it’s nothing compared to this Bills Mafia member in what I guess you would call the Ralph Wilson Stadium parking lot.

Colin Kaepernick Wants To Play For The Jets, Which Is Perfect Because He Sucks

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by Tommy Gimler

Somebody might want to tell Colin Kaepernick that when you have $114 million remaining on your contract and you’re not even the highest-rated quarterback on your own team, you don’t get to call the shots.

Despite Getting A Vasectomy, Antonio Cromartie Is Expecting Twins

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by Frank Rhombus

Jesus. Either this guy is 70 percent Latino or his surgery was conducted by Dr. Phil.

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