Category Archives: New York Jets

Jets DE Quinnen Williams Is Going To Go Home And Play With Himself

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by Tommy Gimler

Not his pecker, you perverts. His Madden self.

How Do You Win The Super Bowl? If You’re Joe Namath, You Bump Uglies With A Random Woman The Night Before

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by Tommy Gimler

And one from the opposing team’s city nonetheless.

Here Are The Best Tweets In Response To New England’s Cordarrelle Patterson Grabbing A Handful Of A Jets Player’s Cock And Balls

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by Tommy Gimler

“What is it with the Pats and deflating balls?”

Just A Friendly Reminder To Never Watch The Jets And Then Get Behind The Wheel Of A Car

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by Tommy Gimler

Ouch. Tough week for 57-year-old football fans.

The Jets Accidentally Tweeted A Pic Of Sam Darnold With A Naked Dude Behind Him

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by Tommy Gimler

Can you spot the naked player behind the new Jets quarterback?

These Bills Mafia Members Don’t Care That It’s A Road Game

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by Tommy Gimler

According to my good pal Jereme, this game tonight “sucks,” these two teams “suck,” and Thursday Night Football “sucks.”

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