Category Archives: Miami Dolphins

You Can Now Stop Talking About The Dolphins

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by Andy Ostroff

Unless you’re Lou Ferrigno, odds are you heard all of the national sports media pundits yuck it up the last four days about how good the Miami Dolphins are ever since a tight ends coach took over the team.

Have You Heard? Richie Incognito Is Coming Back To Miami


by Andy Ostroff

The Buffalo Bills are getting ready to take on the Miami Dolphins this Sunday, so you know you can look forward to a Richie Incognito subplot. Get ready to talk about your feelings because the four-letter is going to be all over this shit way before kickoff.

Here Is How The AFC East Will Finish, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Now that this Tom Brady is no longer suspend from NFL, you would be crazier than my Uncle Soham to pick anybody other than Patriot to win AFC East, and that guy once ripped penis off of live goat and fed it to his kids. Sick shit, bro.

Miami Dolphins Beat Writer Adam Beasley Tweets Out Link To Casting Couch Video

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by Tommy Gimler

Hey, at least it wasn’t a link to a Google search of guys sucking off other guys who look like Cameron Wake. Then things would have gotten really awkward.

The Dolphins’ Savior: A DUD Short Story

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by Adam Pockross

60 seconds, motherfuckers. Just hang on for 60 fucking ticks. Christ, this is dick-sandwich time.

Shit Of Holy, Bro! It Is Time To Take Peak At 2014 AFC Over/Unders, My Friend

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. You take away severe public urination problem and fact that everyone in my extended family smell like bad cheese from goat, and the summer away from America here in Howrah really is not too much of problem, bro. And apparently this sports blog has yet to matter in lives of enough Americans, so it look like my boss will have me writing about betting on American football without paying of money to me for doing so, my friend.

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