by Tommy Gimler
We’re not here to say we told you so, but when a grown man changes his name to Chad Ochocinco to compliment his set of gold chompers, he’s got fucking problems. And if you used that same rationale during your Former Athletes Getting Arrested (FAGA) fantasy draft, then it’s time to celebrate because when Chad Johnson missed a meeting with his probation officer last week, you didn’t miss out on cashing in on this turd. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Earlier today, The Top 5 compared five NFC teams to five broads, all of whom we have no shame in saying that we would love to plow. Even Courtney Love, just so we could say that we nailed a murderer. As promised, here’s our comparison of five more broads with five teams from the AFC: (more…)
by Rakesh The Intern
Check it out, bro. We push last week, but that Chargers game was more disappointing than my cousin Baldev’s SAT scores, my friend. Dude ironically struggles with spelling, bro. I say we put that game behind us look to the weekend at hand because Rakesh is liking what he is looking at or whatever you call it, my friend. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Sunday’s NFL action was the best we’ve ever seen, but odds are you took an ass beating and had to pull $40 out of your girlfriend’s “new tits” jar just to afford lunch through Friday. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
After a wild bachelor party weekend in Vegas, let’s just say that I know a thing or two about the word fantasy, and these guys aren’t part of it. For starters, they’re guys… (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
It’s late on Sunday night on the east coast, and I have two choices. I can either go into the guest bedroom and toss one off to two mature broads scissoring each other or watch the rest of the Steelers/Broncos game. Looks like the Terrible Towel won’t be cleaning up any mess tonight… (more…)
{ Good Call } – Jun 19, 10:40 PM
{ Oh, we're just tickling the taint with this Murf. There will be much more to follow in August, bitch... } – Jun 14, 9:46 PM { I would take that action if you were represented by a site other than peehole.org } – Jun 14, 9:45 PM
{ Futures???? Without me???? You son of a bitch! You got some nerve teasing me with this article... Especially with the Cup Finals and Hoops Finals... } – Jun 14, 1:29 PM
{ I'd bet the Cards squeak out 6 wins...any takers? } – Jun 14, 11:05 AM
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