Category Archives: Miami Dolphins

This Loser At The Dolphins Game Spent Sunday Afternoon Cursing At A Porn Star

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by Tommy Gimler

Meanwhile, millions of men across the world spent their Sundays hurling things out of their peeholes at her.

It’ll Cost You More To Get Into The Miami Zoo This Sunday Than The Dolphins-Redskins Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Do you want to see the red-assed monkeys play with their shit or the Redskins play like shit in Miami this Sunday?

Miami Dolphins Vendor Arrested After Having The Stones To Charge Fan $724 For Two Beers

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s a way to make sure literally nobody shows up for Miami’s next home game.

At Least The Miami Dolphins FANS Are Still Bringing Their A Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Why even go into the stadium?

Relive Every Clip Of The Miami Miracle Right Here, Including The Tecmo Bowl Version

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by Tommy Gimler

“Oh Jesus.”

Tough Week For Miami Dolphins Fans, As One Is Busted Watching VR Porn In The Library While The Other Is Caught Humping A Tiny Horse

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by Frank Rhombus

The Bills Mafia might fuck each other on the hood of a Corolla, but at least they don’t plow ponies.

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