Category Archives: Buffalo Bills

Tight End Gets Drafted By The Bills Then Jumps Through A Table Like He’s Part Of The Bills Mafia

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by Tommy Gimler

The start of the 2019 NFL season is still more than four months away, but the Bills Mafia is already in midseason form.

The Bills Mafia Made Sure At Least One Dildo Found The End Zone Monday Night

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by Tommy Gimler

The Buffalo Bills didn’t find the end zone Monday night, but at least one sex toy did.

The Bills Mafia Was Alive And Well In Green Bay On Sunday

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by Tommy Gimler

We don’t have any videos of broads in a Thurman Thomas jersey getting humped on the hood of a Corolla parked outside of the Green Bay Elks Lodge, but let’s just say if you’re in need of a $40 folding table, odds are the Costco in Bellevue is fresh out of those fuckers.

The Browns Finally Won So We Did A Podcast That Somehow Ended With Me Describing The Birthing Process

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by Tommy Gimler

It took a while, but the fine people of Cleveland finally got their hands on some free Bud Light thanks to Tyrod Taylor getting a concussion.

Massive Points In Your ‘Athletes Getting Arrested Fantasy League’ After Richie Incognito Asks Funeral Home Employees To Cut Off His Dead Dad’s Head

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by Tommy Gimler

If you have former Bills and Dolphins offensive lineman Richie Incognito scheduled to babysit your kids this weekend, you’ll probably want to reconsider.

Richie Incognito Has Officially Lost It, Thinks Government Is Tracking And Recording Him

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by Tommy Gimler

Ironically, Richie Incognito hasn’t been very incognito lately. Or ever, really.

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