Category Archives: AFC East

10 Things We Know After Week 3 Of The NFL

fat browns fan

by Tommy Gimler

After getting curb stomped by the Seahawks and sneaking past the Jets thanks to Marty Mornhinweg’s stupid ass, it looks like the Green Bay Packers might be in more trouble than Lindsay Lohan at an open bar wedding…

Nobody Wants To Play For The Raiders? More Like Nobody Wants To Answer Your Stupid Fucking Poll, ESPN

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by Frank Rhombus

The four-letter reported yesterday that “the Raiders are the least desirable team to play for in the NFL,” but their conclusion was based solely on a recent poll they administered to more than one hundred current NFL players, in which they asked “The only way I’d play for [team name] is if they doubled my salary.”

The Sports World Was So Pathetic Yesterday That The Jets Third String Quarterback Doing A Salsa Dance In A Preseason Game Was A Big Deal

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by Frank Rhombus

Of course, ESPN had the breaking news of Johnny Manziel dropping a deuce at a local Waffle House, but other than that, Matt Fucking Sims doing a salsa dance after throwing a meaningless touchdown had sports blogs from Busted Coverage to Deadspin creaming their shorts.

Geno Smith Thinks He’ll Be A Top 5 Quarterback Soon

NFL: Cleveland Browns at New York Jets

by Tommy Gimler

Shit, he might not even be a top five quarterback on the Jets.

Shit Of Holy, Bro! It Is Time To Take Peak At 2014 AFC Over/Unders, My Friend

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. You take away severe public urination problem and fact that everyone in my extended family smell like bad cheese from goat, and the summer away from America here in Howrah really is not too much of problem, bro. And apparently this sports blog has yet to matter in lives of enough Americans, so it look like my boss will have me writing about betting on American football without paying of money to me for doing so, my friend.

Time To Throw Your Fat Fuck Kid’s College Fund On These NFL Teams To Make The Playoffs

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by Tommy Gimler

An oddsmaking firm in Nevada called CG Technology has given everybody here at The DUD massive erections after releasing playoff odds for the upcoming NFL season. Only 21 teams received playoff odds, meaning it could be a long fucking year for fans in Buffalo, Oakland, and Cleveland.

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