Category Archives: AFC East

Super Bowl 49 Hookers Are Already Hitting The Streets Of Phoenix And It’s Only Tuesday

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by Tommy Gimler

Hey, maybe it’s just good business to hit ‘em up and offer a face for them to blow their wad on before they blow it on tickets to the big game instead.

Tom Brady Is An UGG-Wearing Bitch

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by Eddie Bagelstein

Like most rational, non-Massholian folks, I hate Tom Brady even more because he wears UGGs. What kind of self respecting three-time Super Bowl champion wears UGGs? Do you see Bradshaw, Montana, or Aikman wearing bear feet?

Bills Fan Leans In For Selfie, Boyfriend Shoves Hand In Her Asshole

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by Tommy Gimler

Buffalo Bills fans who attended Sunday’s 26-10 beatdown of the Cleveland Browns at Ralph Wilson Stadium must have really enjoyed themselves. Just probably not as much as this guy.

The Dolphins’ Savior: A DUD Short Story

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by Adam Pockross

60 seconds, motherfuckers. Just hang on for 60 fucking ticks. Christ, this is dick-sandwich time.

The Bills And Jets Should Do Us All A Favor And Not Play At All

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by Frank Rhombus

Fuck postponing this game or moving it to some other shithole in the Northeast. The Bills and Jets should just refrain from playing Sunday’s game, so we can all spend the rest of our NFL weekend living like Charlie Sheen: WINNING!

Remember Before Geno Smith When Jets Fans Thought Mark Sanchez Was the Worst QB Ever?

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by Eddie Bagelstein

Watching Mark Sanchez’s Panther-stomping the other night, and hearing all that praise for the kicked-to-the-curb former Jet, I couldn’t help but wonder how many Jets fans were wishing they hadn’t hoped Sanchez would get kicked to the curb in the first place.

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