Category Archives: AFC East

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top 5 ‘Murica Moments From Super Bowl 49

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by Eddie Bagelstein

Sadly, another season has come and gone, and aside from having no meaningful Sunday activity until September, now my editor wants me to waste my time talking about sports that no Denver team is currently good at.

Super Bowl 49 Recap: Nobody In Phoenix Was Drunker Than This Clown

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by Tommy Gimler

Look at this fucking guy.

Josh McDickhead: The Most Hated Patriot of All

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by Adam Pockross

Five years later, Josh McDaniels still makes the Broncos look bad. And because of it, we have scary-ass Earl Thomas mad at us.

Super Bowl 49 Hookers Are Already Hitting The Streets Of Phoenix And It’s Only Tuesday

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by Tommy Gimler

Hey, maybe it’s just good business to hit ‘em up and offer a face for them to blow their wad on before they blow it on tickets to the big game instead.

Tom Brady Is An UGG-Wearing Bitch

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by Eddie Bagelstein

Like most rational, non-Massholian folks, I hate Tom Brady even more because he wears UGGs. What kind of self respecting three-time Super Bowl champion wears UGGs? Do you see Bradshaw, Montana, or Aikman wearing bear feet?

Bills Fan Leans In For Selfie, Boyfriend Shoves Hand In Her Asshole

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by Tommy Gimler

Buffalo Bills fans who attended Sunday’s 26-10 beatdown of the Cleveland Browns at Ralph Wilson Stadium must have really enjoyed themselves. Just probably not as much as this guy.

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