Category Archives: AFC East

Dolphins Offensive Line Coach Chris Foerster Snorting Cocaine Probably Isn’t The Best Look

chris foerster cocaine

by Tommy Gimler

Will the “but you told me I was line coach” defense come into play and pay off?

Jay Cutler Is A Bitch: The Wildcat Edition

smokin jay

by Tommy Gimler

If you put a million bucks on Jay Cutler to win the MVP award this year, you’re an idiot, and it’s time to move to Mexico.

Welcome Back, Bills Mafia!

bills mafia blow job

by Tommy Gimler

Not one but two reported knob jobs, and this was only Week One against the pig shit awful Jets!

So Antonio Cromartie Might Want To Think About Getting ANOTHER Vasectomy

AntonioCromartie

by Tommy Gimler

And he might want to think about playing until he’s 62 for child support reasons.

Two Porn Stars Still Plan To Follow Through On Promise Of 500,000 Knob Jobs After Patriots Win Super Bowl

porn stars blow jobs patriots

by Frank Rhombus

‘Merica!

The Wild Ride That Was Super Bowl Week In Houston

gimler bradshaw DUD

by Tommy Gimler

The only thing more remarkable than the Patriots coming back from 25 points down agains the Falcons was Terry Bradshaw’s story about why Matthew McConaughey made the face that he did while they were filming the buck naked scene from Failure to Launch.

Image Description