Category Archives: AFC East

Here Are The Best Tweets In Response To New England’s Cordarrelle Patterson Grabbing A Handful Of A Jets Player’s Cock And Balls

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by Tommy Gimler

“What is it with the Pats and deflating balls?”

Tough Week For Miami Dolphins Fans, As One Is Busted Watching VR Porn In The Library While The Other Is Caught Humping A Tiny Horse

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by Frank Rhombus

The Bills Mafia might fuck each other on the hood of a Corolla, but at least they don’t plow ponies.

Just A Friendly Reminder To Never Watch The Jets And Then Get Behind The Wheel Of A Car

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by Tommy Gimler

Ouch. Tough week for 57-year-old football fans.

The Bills Mafia Made Sure At Least One Dildo Found The End Zone Monday Night

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by Tommy Gimler

The Buffalo Bills didn’t find the end zone Monday night, but at least one sex toy did.

The Bills Mafia Was Alive And Well In Green Bay On Sunday

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by Tommy Gimler

We don’t have any videos of broads in a Thurman Thomas jersey getting humped on the hood of a Corolla parked outside of the Green Bay Elks Lodge, but let’s just say if you’re in need of a $40 folding table, odds are the Costco in Bellevue is fresh out of those fuckers.

The Browns Finally Won So We Did A Podcast That Somehow Ended With Me Describing The Birthing Process

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by Tommy Gimler

It took a while, but the fine people of Cleveland finally got their hands on some free Bud Light thanks to Tyrod Taylor getting a concussion.

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