Category Archives: NFL

Would You Cut Off Your D**k For A Super Bowl Win? Titans Coach Mike Vrabel Would

July 11, 2019   AFC South, Crap, NFL, Tennessee Titans   No comments
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by Tommy Gimler

Some guys apparently love football more than pussy.

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How Do You Win The Super Bowl? If You’re Joe Namath, You Bump Uglies With A Random Woman The Night Before

June 27, 2019   AFC East, Crap, New York Jets, NFL   No comments
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by Tommy Gimler

And one from the opposing team’s city nonetheless.

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This Guy Who Once Threatened To Shoot People If He Didn’t Get His Father’s Severed Head Is Now On The Raiders

May 30, 2019   AFC West, Crap, NFL, Oakland Raiders   No comments
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by Tommy Gimler

I guess it’s better than Rae Carruth, but still.

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Every Kicker At Bears Rookie Minicamp Got A Chance To Hit A 43-Yard Field Goal And There Were Six Misses

May 4, 2019   Chicago Bears, Crap, NFC North, NFL   No comments
Wild Card Round - Philadelphia Eagles v Chicago Bears

by Tommy Gimler

Laces out, fuckface!

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Patrick Mahomes Allegedly Ate Just Half A Slice Of Pizza And What Remains Can Be Yours For ONLY 50 Bucks

May 2, 2019   AFC West, Crap, Kansas City Chiefs   No comments
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by Tommy Gimler

It’s time to ask yourself whether you like Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes or you love him.

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Tight End Gets Drafted By The Bills Then Jumps Through A Table Like He’s Part Of The Bills Mafia

April 28, 2019   AFC East, Buffalo Bills, Crap, NFL   No comments
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by Tommy Gimler

The start of the 2019 NFL season is still more than four months away, but the Bills Mafia is already in midseason form.

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