Category Archives: NFL
by Tommy Gimler
If fantasy dorks who “own” Jamaal Charles aren’t shitting themselves yet, they either need to ease up on their cheese intake or must be suffering from severe constipation…
by Teddy Westside
This whole Adrian Peterson thing has me fucking fired up. Let me first start out by saying I do not condone child ABUSE, but if a father needs to discipline a kid by hitting him once or twice, I certainly am not going to tell him no.
by Eddie Bagelstein
It’s time somebody told the truth about this whole Ray Rice wife beating situation. Bitch got what she deserved.
by Rakesh the Intern
This is very important week of betting on American football, bro. Every team has now taken field and we have pretty good idea of what they are each going to be about now, my friend. It’s just like cousin Gokul and billiards. You know what you’re going to get there. He sucks ass, bro. But that is because he has a baby left arm. However, he is not so bad at badminton because you only need one good arm, boss.
by Adam Feuerberg
I love writing about football. Good or bad, there’s always a story to tell, especially within the first few games of the year.