Category Archives: NFL
Nate Allen Cleared Of Jerking Off In His Truck Because He Was Slumming It At Red Lobster Instead
by Tommy Gimler
We’re actually not sure which is more embarrassing here, getting accused of masturbating in your truck by a 16-year-old girl or settling for imitation seafood despite the fact that you pulled down $3 million last year.
Josh Scobee Jokingly Challenged Tiger Woods To A $100,000 Per Hole Round Of Golf And The Twitter World Lost Its Fucking Mind
by Frank Rhombus
It’s not everyday that the man who’s considered by some to be the greatest golfer of all time gets challenged to a round of golf by an NFL kicker much less one who kicks for the pig shit awful Jacksonville Jaguars.
Eddie Bagelstein’s Top 5 ‘Murica Moments From Super Bowl 49
by Eddie Bagelstein
Sadly, another season has come and gone, and aside from having no meaningful Sunday activity until September, now my editor wants me to waste my time talking about sports that no Denver team is currently good at.
Warren Sapp Getting Arrested For Assaulting The Hookers He Ordered Is Sweet Justice
by Frank Rhombus
Warren Sapp is a fucking asshole, and his cuntiness was on full display in Phoenix.
