by Tommy Gimler
We’ve read through pages of analysis, crunched some numbers, and listened to countless former players turned television analysts butcher the English language. Now, it’s our turn to pick apart the 2014 NFL schedule. (more…)
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Calling Another NFL Player The N-Word Will Probably Be A 15-Yard Penalty Next Season
by Frank Rhombus
According to CBSSports.com and ESPN.com, the NFL will likely adopt a rule for the 2014 season where calling another player a nigger will result in a 15-yard penalty on the first occurrence and an ejection the second time around. (more…)
Here’s Video Of Ray Rice’s Knocked Out Fiancee
by Tommy Gimler
In case you haven’t heard, Ray Rice allegedly punched his fiancee in the face after she spit on him in an Atlantic City casino over the weekend. Now, TMZ Sports has obtained video of Rice dragging his knocked out fiancee Janay Palmer out of a Revel Casino elevator. And from what I’ve heard, I was in pretty much the same form as the Baltimore Ravens running back’s fiancee after my show at the Firewater Saloon in Chicago last night. (more…)
Ray Rice Punching His Fiancee Might Help You Punch The Ticket To Your Athletes Getting Arrested League Championship
by Tommy Gimler
Let’s be honest. Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice was a bigger turd for your fantasy football team this season than Chief Keef is to society. But if you have Rice on your Current Athletes Getting Arrested (CAGA) fantasy team, you’re sitting pretty at the top of the standings after he punched his fiancee as part of a romantic getaway to Atlantic City over the weekend. (more…)
Jonathan Martin Was Fined $100 Numerous Times For Being A Big Pussy
by Frank Rhombus
NFL investigator Ted Wells released an epic 144-page report on the Miami Dolphins yesterday detailing everything from Jonathan Martin’s pussy issues to Richie Incognito’s farts. The biggest takeaway? You guessed it: Martin was fined ten times as much as Incognito for tearing ass. (more…)
The DUD’s 2nd Annual Super Bowl Party Was The Perfect Way To Wrap Up The NFL Season
by Tommy Gimler
Women, gambling, booze, beef, and nineteen different chip dips were the perfect distraction from the worst Super Bowl in the last thirteen years for everybody outside of the greater Seattle metro area. The DUD wraps up their 2013-14 NFL season coverage with a few takeaways and of course, pictures with hot broads. (more…)
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