Category Archives: NFL

What The Hell? Let’s Also Take A Look At The NFC Punters And Kickers

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by Dave “The Voice of No Reason” Iacch

Here’s a picture of Mason Crosby. It’s funny because he’s not part of this preview.

Probably The Only AFC Punter and Kicker Preview You’ll Ever See

laces out

by Dave “The Voice of No Reason” Iacch

These guys put the “foot” in football!

Terrifying One-Eyed Seahawks Fan Gets Best Anniversary Present Ever


by Eddie Bagelstein

“It’d be cool to have a Seahawks logo right there in my eye.”

American Football is Back And It’s Time Again To Make Bookie Your Bitch, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. Last year was a pretty shit from pig kind of year for Rakesh betting on this silly game of American football, my friend. Luckily, I was only betting with Rupee, so it was like I lose just 43 cents, bro.

Nobody Wants To Play For The Raiders? More Like Nobody Wants To Answer Your Stupid Fucking Poll, ESPN

mark davis

by Frank Rhombus

The four-letter reported yesterday that “the Raiders are the least desirable team to play for in the NFL,” but their conclusion was based solely on a recent poll they administered to more than one hundred current NFL players, in which they asked “The only way I’d play for [team name] is if they doubled my salary.”

Shannon Sharpe Has the Best Unit in NFL History

shannon sharpe

by Eddie Bagelstein

If you read a story with the following lead sentence, what might you infer that story is about?

The current dominance of the Seahawks’ secondary made us wonder: Who are the best units in league history? 

Shannon Sharpe’s double Coke-can cock, right?

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