Category Archives: NFL

Nate Allen Cleared Of Jerking Off In His Truck Because He Was Slumming It At Red Lobster Instead

Nate-Allen

by Tommy Gimler

We’re actually not sure which is more embarrassing here, getting accused of masturbating in your truck by a 16-year-old girl or settling for imitation seafood despite the fact that you pulled down $3 million last year.

Josh Scobee Jokingly Challenged Tiger Woods To A $100,000 Per Hole Round Of Golf And The Twitter World Lost Its Fucking Mind

Josh Scobee

by Frank Rhombus

It’s not everyday that the man who’s considered by some to be the greatest golfer of all time gets challenged to a round of golf by an NFL kicker much less one who kicks for the pig shit awful Jacksonville Jaguars.

Riley Cooper Represents Black History Month In The Eagles Team Calendar This Year

riley cooper calendar

by Tommy Gimler

Wow. What’s next, Duck Dynasty airing on Bravo?

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top 5 ‘Murica Moments From Super Bowl 49

doug-baldwin

by Eddie Bagelstein

Sadly, another season has come and gone, and aside from having no meaningful Sunday activity until September, now my editor wants me to waste my time talking about sports that no Denver team is currently good at.

Warren Sapp Getting Arrested For Assaulting The Hookers He Ordered Is Sweet Justice

NFL: Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers

by Frank Rhombus

Warren Sapp is a fucking asshole, and his cuntiness was on full display in Phoenix.

Super Bowl 49 Recap: Nobody In Phoenix Was Drunker Than This Clown

drunk guy in tempe for the super bowl

by Tommy Gimler

Look at this fucking guy.

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