Category Archives: NFL

Best Of The Weekend: Will Ferrell As Greg Olsen During Seahawks’ Team Meeting

May 3, 2020   Crap, NFC West, NFL, Seattle Seahawks   No comments
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by Tommy Gimler

The Seattle Seahawks signed tight end Greg Olsen to a one-year, $7 million deal this offseason.

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Jameis Winston Can Now See Street Signs Thanks To LASIK, Which Will Hopefully Also Help Him See Receivers On His Own Team

April 30, 2020   Crap, New Orleans Saints, NFC South, NFL   No comments
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by Tommy Gimler

If you’re the Buccaneers, I mean, where the fuck was this surgery two years ago?

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You Wanna Get Nuts?!?! Here’s What Alex Smith’s Leg Looked Like After Surgery

April 28, 2020   Crap, NFC East, NFL, Washington Redskins   No comments
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by Tommy Gimler

Have a good look. Get it over with, and we’ll continue.

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Forget Mel Kiper – The Only Video You Need To See Before Tonight’s NFL Draft Is Right Here

April 23, 2020   Crap, NFL   No comments
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by Tommy Gimler

Will the Dolphins put together the “mother of all trades” to get the number one pick in tonight’s NFL Draft?

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2020 NFL Win Totals Are Out And Some Of These Sum Bitches Are JUICY

April 20, 2020   Crap, NFL   No comments
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by Tommy Gimler

Anybody else getting ragers just from the thought of betting on football?

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Frank Caliendo (As Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones) Has Some Advice For Y’All During These Crazy Times

April 13, 2020   Crap, Dallas Cowboys, NFC East, NFL   No comments
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by Tommy Gimler

“I would not eat that pizza…and neither should you.”

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