Category Archives: NFL
Rex Ryan Called Amari Cooper A Turd, So I Guess We’ll Call That A Story
by Tommy Gimler
Odds are the majority of you are on the verge of asking your wife if she’d like to reconsider anal.
Even Eric Dickerson Thinks The New Rams Logo Looks Like A Penis
by Tommy Gimler
Whether you’re calling him E-D or by his full name, it sounds like HOF running back Eric Dickerson was born to run the football and talk about cock.
These Tweets About The New Rams Logo Are Pretty Damn Fantastic
by Tommy Gimler
It’s tough to top “The Los Angeles Rams’ New Logo Is A Giant Penis With Horns,” but many tweeters on Twitter gave it their best shot earlier today.
Michael Irvin Is Not A Smart Man
by Tommy Gimler
Michael Irvin sure could catch the hell out of a football, and I’m sure the crew at EA Sports would score his catching ability somewhere in the 97 to 98 range.
Positive News Story: The Chicago Bears Just Gave $9 Million Guaranteed To Massive Turd Jimmy Graham
by Tommy Gimler
If you can’t catch more than five touchdown passes in two years with Aaron Rodgers at the helm, how many do you expect him to get with Mitchell Trubisky slinging pigskins?
