Category Archives: NFL

Three Final Thoughts On Super Bowl 50

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by Frank Rhombus

Let’s be honest: If you had to compare Sunday night’s big game to accidental nudity, Super Bowl 50 was the equivalent to seeing your great-grandma’s tits.

These Super Bowl 50 Prop Bets Are Perfect Chance To Make Bookie Your Bitch, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. Most bets made on Super Bowl 50 today will be just like fisting your sister in church pew: illegal, bro.

Tell Your Wife To Take A Hike So You Can Listen To Our Super Bowl 50 Preview DUDcast

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by Tommy Gimler

Our latest podcast features the most amazing story you’ll ever hear about a dude in a wheelchair who tried to “E.T.” his way over a bonfire during a sports championship riot.

Here Are A Few Super Bowl Prop Bets You Probably Won’t See And That’s A Damn Shame

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by Frank Rhombus

More than $4.2 billion worth of bets will be placed on Super Bowl 50 this Sunday, and just like fisting a hooker to death and then throwing her corpse into Lake Michigan, most of them will be illegal.

Colin Kaepernick Wants To Play For The Jets, Which Is Perfect Because He Sucks

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by Tommy Gimler

Somebody might want to tell Colin Kaepernick that when you have $114 million remaining on your contract and you’re not even the highest-rated quarterback on your own team, you don’t get to call the shots.

Warren Moon Thinks People Are Treating Cam Newton As If ‘He Raped Five Pastors’ Daughters’

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, then he’d probably be the starting quarterback for Dallas instead of Carolina.

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