Category Archives: NFL

Army-Navy Game Is Perfect Start To Weekend Of Making Bookie Your Bitch, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. Do not sleep on this Packers team from Green Bay either, bro.

How About This Packers Fan Who Was Arrested After Trying To Run From A $475 Cab Fare?

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by Frank Rhombus

By the looks of things, the cabbie probably should have asked for the cash upfront.

Boy, Colin Kaepernick Was A Real Bag Of Shit Yesterday

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by Frank Rhombus

When fellow bag o’turds Blaine Gabbert completes four times as many passes as you despite playing just one-fourth of the time you did, well, then it’s official: You’re fucking garbage.

Is This Somebody Who’s On The Detroit Lions Or A Serial Killer Or Some Dude Who Was Executed?

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by Tommy Gimler

The craziest part about the Detroit Lions being in control of the NFC North this year is the fact that nobody knows who’s on this fucking team.

We Make Bookie Our Bitch Last Week. Now We Go After His Family With These NCAA Football And NFL Bets

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. We were hotter last week than two American girlies rubbing their vaginas together on hood of my El Camino, my friend.

Look How Much Fun They Had At The 49ers-Dolphins Game

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by Tommy Gimler

“I’ve got three kids up here, you fucking assholes!”

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