Category Archives: NFL

The Minnesota Miracle Has Our Resident Vikings Fan Believing This Is The Year, Baby!

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by Teddy Westside

Skol! Skol! Skol!

We Live In A Society That Needs Rob Gronkowski To Remind Us NOT To Eat Laundry Detergent

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by Tommy Gimler

The fuck, people?

Unlike Their Beloved Team, The Bills Mafia Did Not Suck Balls In Jacksonville Yesterday

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by Tommy Gimler

Looks like your favorite Jacksonville Costco store might have a shortage of folding tables this week.

The Cleveland Browns Are So Pig Shit Awful They Literally Killed A Guy

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by Tommy Gimler

DeShone Kizer and company killed a ton of parlays this season, and now, it appears as though their play on the field killed at least one human being.

New Year’s Is Perfect Time To Make Bookie Your Bitch With These NFL and CFP Bets

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by Rakesh the Intern

Let’s bring bookie’s wife into your bed with these rock-solid American football picks, bro.

DUD Best Of The Year: Roger Goodell Wipes Booger On Handicapped Girl’s Back

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by Tommy Gimler

Since the majority of our readers are taking the rest of the week off and taking advantage of their Brazzers subscription, we’re absolutely mailing it in with this “DUD Best of the Year” series.

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