Category Archives: NFL

Josh Holsey Has A Special Message For His High School English Teacher

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by Tommy Gimler

His punctuation might suck balls, but the point of his message is still very clear.

Video From ESPN’s Fantasy Football Marathon Or A Slave Auction In 1825? You Make The Call

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by Frank Rhombus

Have things gotten so bad at the four-letter that they’re finally “selling off” their talent?

Here Are Your Completely Biased NFC East Predictions From An Eagles Fan

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special to the DUD by The Sports Gambling Podcast’s Sean Green

August is probably the best month to be a football fan, unless you’re a fan of the Los Angeles Chargers. Then you’re having to come to terms with the fact that your first and second round picks are both out for the entire season.

New DUD Poll: What’s More Fucked Up, A Coked-Up Luke Duke Getting Arrested For Fingering A Girl’s Asshole Or Ben McAdoo Giving Giants Players Jordans For NOT Getting Arrested?

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by Tommy Gimler

Man, this dude really has been in trouble with the law since the day he was born.

Bengals LB/Shitdick Vontaze Burfict Already In Midseason Form, Takes Cheap Shot At Teammate Coming Off ACL Surgery

Wild Card Round - Pittsburgh Steelers v Cincinnati Bengals

by Tommy Gimler

It’s official: If you’re an old man walking down a flight of stairs and you hear Cincinnati Bengals linebacker Vontaze Burfict behind you, you might as well just throw yourself down the rest of the steps so at least you know when it’s coming.

Cowboys DE David Irving Had His Nipple Ring Yanked Out At Practice This Week

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by Frank Rhombus

Dude, it’s the NFL, not Key West.

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