Category Archives: NFL

Jason Pierre-Paul Is An Idiot, But At Least He Didn’t Light Fireworks Off His Head Like This Fucking Moron

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by Frank Rhombus

It takes an absolute ass clown to piss away $60 million by fucking up his hand while setting off a van full of fireworks, but at least Jason Pierre-Paul didn’t blow his own fucking head off when he decided to light a reloadable fireworks mortar tube that he placed on top of his dome.

Woman Calls Out La’el Collins For Not Paying Her After She Ate Out His Asshole

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by Frank Rhombus

By the looks of things, when it comes to eating, this broad* knows what she’s doing.

The Indianapolis Colts Are A Goddamn Embarrassment

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by Tommy Gimler

And the pussification of the NFL continues.

Von Miller Farts A Lot


by Tommy Gimler

Probably not as much as B.J. Raji, but since it’s just the Denver Broncos who have apparently started enforcing a fart tax in meetings and not the Green Bay Packers, I guess we’ll never know for sure.

Some Asshole On The Falcons Kicked His Now Ex-Girlfriend’s Dog And Killed It

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by Frank Rhombus

Apparently, killing her Yorkie was a deal breaker.

Ray McDonald Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks And So Can The Bears

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by Frank Rhombus

Well, if his latest arrest for domestic violence leads to jail time, he might not have a choice in the matter.

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