Category Archives: NFL

Sorry That Betting With Rakesh On Football Wrecked Your Marriage Last Weekend, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. I have heard of these crazy American sex movies where big black guy takes his penis and shoves it in woman’s anus, thus causing tearing and sometimes bleeding, my friend. Let’s just say that is how Rakesh feel after going 0 for 6 last weekend, bro.

Brian Urlacher Says The Only Elite Thing About Jay Cutler Is His Salary


by Frank Rhombus

Big words from a guy who made his living jumping on the pile after the opposing player was already tackled.

7 Things We Know After Week 7 Of The NFL

Kansas City Chiefs v San Diego Chargers

by Tommy Gimler

The Carolina Panthers are the top dog in the NFC South, and they’re fucking terrible.

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top Five Reasons The Broncos Are America’s Top Team


by Eddie Bagelstein

As a hardened journalist, it’s important for me to be fair and unbiased. Just because I’m a lifelong Broncos fan doesn’t mean I’m going to post lies and propaganda in the hopes of having more people like my team… no, I take that back; I would if it meant more money for free agents, which it probably does.

Rakesh Says This Is The Week To Take Home Mad Rupee Betting On Football, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. Last week was big kick in penis thanks to West Virginia hitting 55-yard field goal instead of going to overtime so over could hit. But like my Uncle Omkar used to say, “Rakesh, you can’t win them all, bro, but you can always hit your wife.” He’s in jail now for beating Aunt Tanvi, my friend. Sick fuck, bro.

7 Things We Know After Week 6 Of The NFL

mike nugent missed OT field goal

by Tommy Gimler

Fucking kickers, man.

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