Category Archives: NFL

2016 NFL Win Totals Are Out, Bro

2016 nfl win totals

by Rakesh the Intern

Looks like fans in San Francisco and Tennessee should get ready to drink themselves into stupor because their teams are projected to be pure pig shit, bro.

Rob Gronkowski Will Be On The Cover Of Madden 17

gronk madden cover

by Frank Rhombus

We’ll set the over/under of Gronk shattering one of his kneecaps at Week 4.

Twitter Murdered Ray Lewis After ESPN Reportedly Told Him To Take A Fucking Hike

ray lewis blows

by Frank Rhombus

Word is that the four-letter is letting Ray Lewis go, probably because he sucked balls as an analyst. Now we’ll have to wait and see if anybody else gives him a stab at it.

It’s That Time Of Year Again When We Get To See How Big Of A Bag Of Shit Mel Kiper Is


by Tommy Gimler

There is one reason – and one reason only – why I dish out a few bucks a month to be an ESPN Insider, and that’s to prove to our six or seven readers every year that Mel Kiper gets paid at least six figures a year to be a worthless sack of fuck.

When Drew Rosenhaus Drops You As A Client, You’re Done

manziel at coachella

by Frank Rhombus

Cam Newton was named the NFL MVP and made it all the way to Super Bowl 50 before succumbing to Peyton Manning’s old balls earlier this year, but you didn’t see him dancing like a Kansas City queer in a pit of colored balls at Coachella over the weekend.

And The Oscar For Big Black Cock At The NFL Combine Goes To Chris Jones

chris jones 40 yard dash

by Tommy Gimler

Watch out, Nick Foles. There’s a new big dick sheriff in town.

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