Category Archives: NFL
Johnny Football Has The NFL’s #1 Selling Jersey
by Tommy Gimler
But before Cleveland fans celebrate by injecting each other with heroin tonight, we should remind you that Tim Tebow once held that honor as well.
You Should Take The Under For Every NFC East Team’s Win Total This Year
special to The DUD from Sean Green
As a die-hard Eagles fan, the NFC East is the division I know best and the one I need to research the least when handicapping win totals. Granted my research process is just getting drunk on whiskey, watching YouTube videos, and blasting the NFL Primetime theme song until my girlfriend freaks out, but still, it’s a process. – Odds Courtesy of Bovada.
Load And Lock Up On These 2014 NFC Over/Under Win Totals, Bro
by Rakesh the Intern
I’ll tell you what, bro. I am loving the numbers that the boys in Vegas have lay out for this year’s American football win total. I place eight bet already this year with my cousin Manesh, who is also biggest bookie in Howrah, my friend.
Shit Of Holy, Bro! It Is Time To Take Peak At 2014 AFC Over/Unders, My Friend
by Rakesh the Intern
I’m telling you, bro. You take away severe public urination problem and fact that everyone in my extended family smell like bad cheese from goat, and the summer away from America here in Howrah really is not too much of problem, bro. And apparently this sports blog has yet to matter in lives of enough Americans, so it look like my boss will have me writing about betting on American football without paying of money to me for doing so, my friend.
Adrian Peterson Is The Favorite In Vegas To Win The Rushing Title This Year
by Tommy Gimler
The thugs in Vegas – or in this case the dorks at CG Technology – have spoken. The favorite to win this year’s NFL rushing title is Minnesota’s Adrian Peterson, and you can get him right now at 4-to-1 odds.
Time To Throw Your Fat Fuck Kid’s College Fund On These NFL Teams To Make The Playoffs
by Tommy Gimler
An oddsmaking firm in Nevada called CG Technology has given everybody here at The DUD massive erections after releasing playoff odds for the upcoming NFL season. Only 21 teams received playoff odds, meaning it could be a long fucking year for fans in Buffalo, Oakland, and Cleveland.
