Category Archives: NFL

Some Skank Took A Picture Of Odell Beckham Jr. Eating Her Out And Of Course It Found It’s Way Onto Twitter

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by Frank Rhombus

Jesus Christ. If her thighs are that big from that camera angle, then how gigantic are those fuckers for realz?

Buffalo Bills Offensive Line Coach Arrested For Punching Kid And Threatening To Kill His Family

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by Tommy Gimler

Geez. Thank Christ there wasn’t an old lady cruising by in a wheelchair on her way to a 7-Eleven to get some scratchers because it sounds like this sick fuck probably would have thrown her into the Gulf of Mexico for an encore.

Hey, Jadeveon Clowney. Nick Saban Might Be ‘Nothing But 5-5,’ But At Least He’s Not A Huge Pussy Like You

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by Frank Rhombus

There are many professional athletes and coaches whose play and decision-making on the field buys them some freedom to say whatever they want about other players and coaches. Jadeveon Clowney is not one of those guys.

Before We Crucify Adam Schefter…

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by Andy Ostroff

I think it’s pretty bush league to publish somebody’s medical records on your Twitter account. Even if that person is an idiot who doesn’t realize that you’re supposed to let go of a firecracker after you light it, their private medical records should not be made public unless they want them to be.

Donovan McNabb Now Has More DUIs Than NFC Championship Wins

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by Tommy Gimler

Whether or not former Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb puked in the huddle during Super Bowl XXXIX, we might never know for sure. But one thing is certain: McNabb loves the sauce.

Jason Pierre-Paul Is An Idiot, But At Least He Didn’t Light Fireworks Off His Head Like This Fucking Moron

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by Frank Rhombus

It takes an absolute ass clown to piss away $60 million by fucking up his hand while setting off a van full of fireworks, but at least Jason Pierre-Paul didn’t blow his own fucking head off when he decided to light a reloadable fireworks mortar tube that he placed on top of his dome.

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