by Frank Rhombus
According to CBSSports.com and ESPN.com, the NFL will likely adopt a rule for the 2014 season where calling another player a nigger will result in a 15-yard penalty on the first occurrence and an ejection the second time around. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
In case you haven’t heard, Ray Rice allegedly punched his fiancee in the face after she spit on him in an Atlantic City casino over the weekend. Now, TMZ Sports has obtained video of Rice dragging his knocked out fiancee Janay Palmer out of a Revel Casino elevator. And from what I’ve heard, I was in pretty much the same form as the Baltimore Ravens running back’s fiancee after my show at the Firewater Saloon in Chicago last night. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Let’s be honest. Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice was a bigger turd for your fantasy football team this season than Chief Keef is to society. But if you have Rice on your Current Athletes Getting Arrested (CAGA) fantasy team, you’re sitting pretty at the top of the standings after he punched his fiancee as part of a romantic getaway to Atlantic City over the weekend. (more…)
by Frank Rhombus
NFL investigator Ted Wells released an epic 144-page report on the Miami Dolphins yesterday detailing everything from Jonathan Martin’s pussy issues to Richie Incognito’s farts. The biggest takeaway? You guessed it: Martin was fined ten times as much as Incognito for tearing ass. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Women, gambling, booze, beef, and nineteen different chip dips were the perfect distraction from the worst Super Bowl in the last thirteen years for everybody outside of the greater Seattle metro area. The DUD wraps up their 2013-14 NFL season coverage with a few takeaways and of course, pictures with hot broads. (more…)
by Rakesh the Intern
I’m telling you, bro. This year we take bigger beating than Kevin Costner movie at box office, my friend. But even though there is only one more American football game to bet on this year, bro, there are plenty of plays to make today that will make up for everything that you and I lose on the season. And if you make the right bets, my friend, maybe you will be able to get your house back, boss. To help make that happen, I have again turned to cousin Gokul and his baby arm to give best possible guess at what will happen today, bro. (more…)
{ NFL Propaganda } – Apr 15, 3:03 PM
{ I sure enjoyed it and so did the other 4 people in the joint. I even got a high five on my way out. Go... } – Apr 15, 12:03 PM
{ I remember seeing Reggie Smith kill a retarded kid, for throwing a beach ball on to the field, at Dodger Stadium. I agree with Jones,... } – Apr 12, 12:24 PM { Where the fuck is John Rocker, when you need him ? } – Apr 12, 12:08 PM
{ Maybe the colorful Ricky Fowler or Rory "from down under" McElroy will make it exciting by challenging Bubba. Maybe. } – Apr 12, 9:36 AM
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