by Adam Feuerberg
So after three weeks of disarray, I’ve managed to squeeze two straight weeks of triumph into my football life. Christ, I say that like I had something to do with it. (more…)
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Keep Riding This Rakesh Train To Fill Pocket With Rupee, Bro
by Rakesh The Intern
I’ll tell you what, bro. After a shit from pig start, Rakesh is hotter than two American girl with tongues on each other’s naughty areas or whatever you call it in this country, my friend. If you were riding the Rakesh train over the last three week, it looks like you have enough money to buy Christmas present for both wife and hooker, bro. (more…)
Tell Your Mom She Doesn’t Have To Sell Her Poon For $50 Anymore Because She Can Get Same Amount For Winning DUD NFL Pick ‘Em, Bro
by Rakesh The Intern
One of our reader Gary email my boss last week and say he was having bad week because he found out his mom used to be prostitute after high school. That is a bad day, bro. Nothing sadder than when you find out that poon you came out of probably had like thousand dicks in it, my friend. (more…)
Just How Pig Shit Awful Is Geno Smith?
by Tommy Gimler
We’re assuming that you missed yesterday’s Dolphins-Jets game because you were busy doing anything else. If you did, well, the Jets were about as awesome as syphilis, and once again, quarterback Geno Smith proved Peyton Manning has more talent in his left nut than he will ever have in his entire body. (more…)
Rams Player Brings Down Vernon Davis By His Bologna Pony
by Tommy Gimler
Most of the time when a Facebook friend sends us a video of one man grabbing ahold of another man’s dick, he is instantly deleted. But we’ll give Jeffrey in Dallas a pass on this one. (more…)
Just Because Turkey Make You Tired Doesn’t Mean It’s Time To Sleep On Making Bookie Your Bitch, Bro
by Rakesh The Intern
Check it out, bro. Black Friday is always amazing day for guy who just wants to sit at home and watch American football. Odds are you are home alone and can enjoy game without fat wife yelling at you to take out garbage because she is busy at Walmart yelling at high school kid because shit from pig TV that is on sale is already sold out. And my friend, if she is out spending all your money on Christmas present for Aunt Tanvi, why not ride the Rakesh train to third consecutive winning week of betting money on these football games, bro? (more…)
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