Category Archives: NFL

PFWA Forgets ESPN’s Chris Mortensen Falsely Reported Deflategate, Still Gives Him Dick McCann Award

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by Tommy Gimler

Who knows? Maybe the Professional Football Writers of America are being sarcastic this year.

2016 NFL Win Totals Are Out, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Looks like fans in San Francisco and Tennessee should get ready to drink themselves into stupor because their teams are projected to be pure pig shit, bro.

Rob Gronkowski Will Be On The Cover Of Madden 17

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by Frank Rhombus

We’ll set the over/under of Gronk shattering one of his kneecaps at Week 4.

Twitter Murdered Ray Lewis After ESPN Reportedly Told Him To Take A Fucking Hike

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by Frank Rhombus

Word is that the four-letter is letting Ray Lewis go, probably because he sucked balls as an analyst. Now we’ll have to wait and see if anybody else gives him a stab at it.

It’s That Time Of Year Again When We Get To See How Big Of A Bag Of Shit Mel Kiper Is

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by Tommy Gimler

There is one reason – and one reason only – why I dish out a few bucks a month to be an ESPN Insider, and that’s to prove to our six or seven readers every year that Mel Kiper gets paid at least six figures a year to be a worthless sack of fuck.

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