Category Archives: NFL

Reason #13 Why NFL Ratings Are Down: Seattle 6, Arizona 6


by Frank Rhombus

If you’re a fan of offensive plays that don’t make it past the line of scrimmage and missed chip-shot field goals, oh baby, then last night was a humdinger for you.

Might Be Able To Buy Hooker For New House Thanks To These NFL And NCAA Football Bets This Weekend, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

Should be weekend of fat points in this college football game, like Uncle Rishabh fat. Dude is like 400-pounder now, bro.

Michael Irvin Says Ezekiel Elliott Talking About Running The Football Makes Him Want To Jerk Off

Seattle Seahawks v Arizona Cardinals

by Tommy Gimler

If that’s the case, he’d probably rip his dick off if somebody gave him a free trial to Brazzers.

Stay On The Sidelines, Romo


by Will Kay

Few quarterbacks in the last ten years have been as polarizing as Tony Romo.

Bills Mafia Bros Are Now Drinking Beers Out Of Girls’ Assholes

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by Frank Rhombus

I mean, I’ll venture a guess that it tastes a lot better than if they’re doing it out of their uncles’ balloon knots.

Fox Sports Has Been Photoshopping Sam Bradford’s Head On Teddy Bridgewater’s Body This Year


by Tommy Gimler

Oh, so that‘s why Bradford doesn’t suck balls this year. It’s really just Teddy Bridgewater wearing a Sam Bradford mask. Got it.

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