Category Archives: NFL
Vince Young Is Here To Remind You To Stay In School, Kids
by Frank Rhombus
Harold Landry is one of those names you would see in a children’s book because it’s so easy to pronounce that even a six-year-old kid could do it.
ESPN Cleveland Idiot Aaron Goldhammer Will Eat Horse Poop Because The Browns Drafted Baker Mayfield
by Tommy Gimler
What is it with the city of Cleveland and its residents’ yearning for introducing horse shit into their calorie intake?
Let’s See How Many Picks Mel Kiper Gets Wrong Again At This Year’s NFL Draft
by Tommy Gimler
Whoa. By the looks of things, it appears as though Kiper had no trouble finding the Golden Corral off Interstate 20.
The Story Of How Future Hall-Of-Famer Joe Thomas Cost Me $100
by Tommy Gimler
One of the greatest offensive linemen the NFL has ever seen decided to call it quits Tuesday morning.
