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Calling Another NFL Player The N-Word Will Probably Be A 15-Yard Penalty Next Season

Published by rhombus on February 22nd, 2014

by Frank Rhombus

According to and, the NFL will likely adopt a rule for the 2014 season where calling another player a nigger will result in a 15-yard penalty on the first occurrence and an ejection the second time around. (more…)

Here’s Video Of Ray Rice’s Knocked Out Fiancee

Published by tgim on February 19th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

In case you haven’t heard, Ray Rice allegedly punched his fiancee in the face after she spit on him in an Atlantic City casino over the weekend. Now, TMZ Sports has obtained video of Rice dragging his knocked out fiancee Janay Palmer out of a Revel Casino elevator. And from what I’ve heard, I was in pretty much the same form as the Baltimore Ravens running back’s fiancee after my show at the Firewater Saloon in Chicago last night. (more…)

Ray Rice Punching His Fiancee Might Help You Punch The Ticket To Your Athletes Getting Arrested League Championship

Published by tgim on February 17th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest. Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice was a bigger turd for your fantasy football team this season than Chief Keef is to society. But if you have Rice on your Current Athletes Getting Arrested (CAGA) fantasy team, you’re sitting pretty at the top of the standings after he punched his fiancee as part of a romantic getaway to Atlantic City over the weekend. (more…)

Jonathan Martin Was Fined $100 Numerous Times For Being A Big Pussy

Published by rhombus on February 15th, 2014

by Frank Rhombus

NFL investigator Ted Wells released an epic 144-page report on the Miami Dolphins yesterday detailing everything from Jonathan Martin’s pussy issues to Richie Incognito’s farts. The biggest takeaway? You guessed it: Martin was fined ten times as much as Incognito for tearing ass. (more…)

The DUD’s 2nd Annual Super Bowl Party Was The Perfect Way To Wrap Up The NFL Season

Published by tgim on February 3rd, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

Women, gambling, booze, beef, and nineteen different chip dips were the perfect distraction from the worst Super Bowl in the last thirteen years for everybody outside of the greater Seattle metro area. The DUD wraps up their 2013-14 NFL season coverage with a few takeaways and of course, pictures with hot broads. (more…)

Today Is The Day We Get Back Every Rupee That We Lose On American Football This Year, Bro

Published by rakesh on February 2nd, 2014

by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. This year we take bigger beating than Kevin Costner movie at box office, my friend. But even though there is only one more American football game to bet on this year, bro, there are plenty of plays to make today that will make up for everything that you and I lose on the season. And if you make the right bets, my friend, maybe you will be able to get your house back, boss. To help make that happen, I have again turned to cousin Gokul and his baby arm to give best possible guess at what will happen today, bro. (more…)