Category Archives: NFL

Regardless Of Where Paul George And Chris Paul Wind Up, The NBA Will Continue To Be A Joke

June 28, 2017   Crap, MLB, NBA, NFL   No comments
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by Tommy Gimler

We’ve been told that numbers don’t lie, and if that’s the case, then let’s call the NBA what it is: a fucking farce.

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These NFL Over/Under Win Totals Are Juicier Than Ex-Girlfriend’s Poon, Bro

June 27, 2017   Crap, NFL   No comments
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by Rakesh the Intern

And she was squirter, bro.

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Odell Beckham Jr. Now Has The NFL’s Richest Shoe Deal

May 24, 2017   Crap, New York Giants, NFC East, NFL   No comments
odell-beckham-growling

by Tommy Gimler

Being an insanely huge lunatic apparently means insanely huge dollars these days.

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Our Guess Is That James Harrison Would Break Both Of Your Mom’s Hips If He Plowed Her

May 19, 2017   AFC North, Crap, NFL, Pittsburgh Steelers   No comments
james harrison hip thrust

by Frank Rhombus

Well, unless of course she’s racist and wouldn’t give the poor guy a chance.

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So Antonio Cromartie Might Want To Think About Getting ANOTHER Vasectomy

May 15, 2017   AFC East, Crap, New York Jets, NFL   No comments
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by Tommy Gimler

And he might want to think about playing until he’s 62 for child support reasons.

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Former NFL Fullback Tony Richardson Can’t Spell ‘Jets’

May 2, 2017   Crap, NFL, NHL   No comments
tony richardson spelling

by Tommy Gimler

Tony Richardson was one of the greatest fullbacks in NFL history, and since he was the 2011 Byron “Whizzer” White NFL Man of the Year Award winner, he must be one hell of a gentleman.

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