Category Archives: NFL

This Week’s Take 5

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by Kinner Shah

A quick look at the five sports stories from this week that really mattered.

These Idiots On Twitter Think Ravens Radio Guy Gerry Sandusky Is The Guy Who Molested Kids

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by Tommy Gimler

‘Merica!

Two Porn Stars Still Plan To Follow Through On Promise Of 500,000 Knob Jobs After Patriots Win Super Bowl

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by Frank Rhombus

‘Merica!

The Wild Ride That Was Super Bowl Week In Houston

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by Tommy Gimler

The only thing more remarkable than the Patriots coming back from 25 points down agains the Falcons was Terry Bradshaw’s story about why Matthew McConaughey made the face that he did while they were filming the buck naked scene from Failure to Launch.

This Video Of Roger Goodell Proves Once And For All That He Is A Turd

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by Frank Rhombus

It’s not like we needed any further proof of this, but this is easily the final nail in the coffin.

Super Bowl 51 Preview: If You’re Going To Houston, Bring Some Mace And Wrap It Up

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by Frank Rhombus

If you tried to bulk up your stash of drinking money by staying in Sunnyside, you might want to make sure you have your will in order before you get to town.

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