Category Archives: NFL

What 5 Teams Could Jason Garrett Get Offers From If He Was On The Market?

NFL: Dallas Cowboys at St. Louis Rams

by Tommy Gimler

Now that Mike McCarthy is out of Green Bay, Jerry Jones is back to being the NFL’s biggest buffoon outside of the commissioner’s office.

Does This Look Like A Woman Who Put Her Girlfriend’s Dog In The Microwave After The Eagles Lost?

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by Frank Rhombus

Fido wound up being fine, thank Christ.

Joe Theismann Got Rather Sexual On Twitter During The Eagles-Saints Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Funny. Spankbang’s NFL experts thought the same thing.

Second Round Of NFL Playoffs Is Perfect Time To Stick It Up Bookie’s Anus, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Brady and Patriots are not what they once were. Stop me if you heard this before, bro.

Can You Kick A 43-Yard Field Goal This Weekend? If So, Chicago’s Goose Island Beer Company Will Give You Free Beer For A Year

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by Tommy Gimler

I mean, Tom Dempsey once kicked one 63 yards with half a fucking foot. How hard can it be?

NFL Playoffs And College Football Championship Are Great Time To Make Bookie Your Bitch In New Year, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Nothing better to celebrate new year with than hooker that is paid for with gambling Rupee, bro.

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