Category Archives: NFL

Le’Veon Bell and LeGarrette Blount Arrested For…Wait For It…Marijuana, Add Decent Points To Your Current Athletes Getting Arrested (CAGA) League

Bell and Blount

by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest. An NFL player getting busted for using pot is like getting charged with rape after you and her agreed that it was going to be a thirty-second game of “Just The Tip.” It’s pretty fucking weak.

Check Out The Calendar This Fantasy Football Dork Had To Make After Losing His League

Funny Fantasy Football Calendar

by Tommy Gimler

Losing a fantasy football league sucks, especially when there are women in your league, and finishing dead last often times comes with a price. Whether it’s throwing an extra fifty bucks in the champion’s pocket or having to devour a peanut butter and pubes sandwich, many dorks come up with some kind of way to punish the fake GM whose team finished at the bottom, usually because he drafted the most Vikings players.

A Real Life Broncos Fan’s Football Fantasy

Peyton Eli Fantasy Football Rap

by Adam Pockross

Full disclosure: I’m a Broncos fan. It’s been the most consistent presence in my life. When my mom and dad abandoned me to go to work, I always had the Denver Broncos. And HBO. But I spent a couple of years in college without HBO, so the Broncos win out.

Browns Rookie Gives Woman His Number On Instagram, Her Husband’s Friends Text Him Dick Pics

Terrance West

by Tommy Gimler

The good news for Cleveland Browns fans is that rookie running back Terrance West doesn’t lack confidence. The bad news, though, is that he’s pretty fucking stupid.

A Cowboys-Raiders Joint Practice In A City Where Rival Gangs Wear Cowboys And Raiders Gear Went Exactly Like You Would Expect

cowboys raiders fight

by Frank Rhombus

Let’s be honest. If you put a seal in shark-infested waters, it’s going to get eaten. If you put peanut butter on your stones, your dog will lick it off. If you send a car full of black guys into Manhattan Beach, they’re going to get pulled over. And goddammit, if you hold a Cowboys-Raiders joint practice in the city of Oxnard, where rival gangs wear Cowboys and Raiders gear, shit’s going to get real.

OMG! Scott Mitchell Is Like Soooooo Fat, You Guys

scott mitchell fat

by Tommy Gimler

We didn’t think it would ever happen, but we have finally seen a picture of somebody so fat and so fucking disgusting that we would actually consider going down on Melissa McCarthy, and it’s all thanks to former Detroit Lions quarterback Scott Mitchell.

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