Category Archives: NFL
Josh McDickhead: The Most Hated Patriot of All
by Adam Pockross
Five years later, Josh McDaniels still makes the Broncos look bad. And because of it, we have scary-ass Earl Thomas mad at us.
Super Bowl 49 Hookers Are Already Hitting The Streets Of Phoenix And It’s Only Tuesday
by Tommy Gimler
Hey, maybe it’s just good business to hit ‘em up and offer a face for them to blow their wad on before they blow it on tickets to the big game instead.
The Seahawks Are Threatening My Marriage
by Adam Pockross
I’m a Broncos fan. Always have been, as far as I can recall. Having grown up on the mean streets of Denver, I really don’t feel like I had a choice in that matter. Well, unincorporated Arapahoe County if you wannna be specific. But still, all John Elway, all the time.
Good Luck With That New Offensive Coordinator, Baltimore
special to the DUD from The Dug
In a week full of good news for Chicago Bears fans, word that Marc Trestman was hired as the Baltimore Ravens new OC is right at the top for me.
Why Was Clay Matthews Not On The Field Late In The Fourth Quarter Of The NFC Championship Game?
by Tommy Gimler
Fuck Morgan Burnett sliding to the ground after intercepting a Russell Wilson pass with just over five minutes left in regulation. Fuck Brandon Bostick attempting to corral the onside kick with just over two minutes left in regulation instead of doing what he was supposed to do: block. Fuck the refs “missing” Marshawn Lynch grabbing his shit after scoring the go-ahead touchdown and not penalizing him 15 yards. If Packers fans are looking for more fuel to add to the conspiracy fire that was the epic Green Bay collapse Sunday afternoon, check this out.
Looks Like Seahawks And Patriots Super Bowl, Bro
by Rakesh the Intern
I’m telling you, bro. This Andrew Luck is on one hell of roll right now, but he is one ugly bitch, my friend. He remind me of my cousin Nishant. He can play billiards better than most but he is ugly as shit, bro. Some in family think this mother may have mated with elephant, but hey bro, let’s talk about betting on these American football championship games.
