Category Archives: NFL

An Absolute Dipshit Asked Bill Belichick If Tom Brady Will Be The Starter When He Returns

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by Tommy Gimler

Jesus Christ.

Marcus Vick Says LeSean McCoy Gave His Baby Mama Herpes

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by Tommy Gimler

Now that’s shady.

Just So We’re Clear, Greg Jennings Was An Absolute Turd After He Left The Packers

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by Tommy Gimler

In another sign that the NFL season can’t get here soon enough, we’re actually doing a story on Greg Jennings today.

R.I.P. Dennis Green, Owner Of The Best NFL Press Conference Meltdown Of All Time

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by Tommy Gimler

Former Vikings and Cardinals head coach Dennis Green passed away from complications of cardiac arrest Thursday night at the age of 67, but his shit-your-pants awesome tirade following a 2006 loss to the Bears will surely live on forever.

The #1 Selling NFL Jersey Belongs To…Wait, Ezekiel Elliott?

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s a bigger surprise than Gerard Butler still finding work.

PFWA Forgets ESPN’s Chris Mortensen Falsely Reported Deflategate, Still Gives Him Dick McCann Award

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by Tommy Gimler

Who knows? Maybe the Professional Football Writers of America are being sarcastic this year.

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