Category Archives: SEC

Some Asshole Ref In The Missouri Game Took Away This TD Because He Felt It Was Excessive Celebration

missouri touchdown excessive celebration

by Tommy Gimler

If this is excessive celebration, then I’ve got a ten-inch cock.

Hey, Fuck You

lsu lineman cheap shot

by Frank Rhombus

There are some people on this planet who deal with adversity like a goddamn champion.

Georgia’s Athletic Director Apologized For Giving Ludacris A Box Of Magnums When He Performed At The Spring Game

ludacris spring game

by Frank Rhombus

And the pussification of America continues.

And The Oscar For Big Black Cock At The NFL Combine Goes To Chris Jones

chris jones 40 yard dash

by Tommy Gimler

Watch out, Nick Foles. There’s a new big dick sheriff in town.

Not Only Is Missouri’s Maty Mouk A Shitty Quarterback, But He’s Apparently Also A Goddamn Idiot

Maty Mauk cocaine

by Frank Rhombus

I mean, it’s Nose Candy 101, really. You never let anybody record you doing a line of blow. Even if her hump hole tastes like cherries, the answer is no.

We Would Expect Nothing Less From An Alabama Fan

alabama fan misspells your next

by Tommy Gimler

Just when we had forgotten that 18 percent of people living in Alabama don’t graduate high school, a fine gentleman comes along with a Ford and some white athletic tape to offer up a friendly reminder.

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