Category Archives: LSU Tigers

Hey, Fuck You

lsu lineman cheap shot

by Frank Rhombus

There are some people on this planet who deal with adversity like a goddamn champion.

This Girl Will Give You Two Bucks And Consider Having A Threesome With You In Exchange For Two LSU-Alabama Tickets

jamie johnson

by Frank Rhombus

Let’s be honest: The two dollars won’t be necessary if the second part of the deal comes to fruition.

Upset Much?

vanderbilt upset

by Tommy Gimler

Our Indian intern Rakesh is licking his smelly wounds after an 0-for-7 ass pounding betting on college football this weekend. Seven teams ranked in the Top 15 taking a loss didn’t help matters. We’ll dive in to show exactly how the boys in Vegas lit their victory cigars and finger banged your girlfriend all the way to bank.

Not So Deep Thoughts

honey badger

by Tommy Gimler

It’s hard to get deep and meaningful the morning after celebrating the Packers humiliation of their division rival Minnesota Vikings, so if you keep your expectations low as if you’re going into a Shia LeBeouf movie, then you should enjoy this post.

Finally! No SEC Team In The BCS Championship Game…Right?

bama

by Tommy Gimler

Tomorrow, for the first time since Week 13 in the 2010 season, the #1 team in the BCS will not be from the SEC, and that’s a great thing for college football.

The DUD Loves College Coeds. Oh, and Football, Too…

barkley

by Tommy Gimler

It’s that time of year again. You know, when 19-year-old girls ruin any possibility of ever having a career in politics when they stick their tongues down each other’s throats for the first time in the basement of a Main Street frat house thanks to a cube of Keystone Light and immense peer pressure. Oh, and it’s time again for some college football…

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