Category Archives: Alabama Crimson Tide

This Girl Will Give You Two Bucks And Consider Having A Threesome With You In Exchange For Two LSU-Alabama Tickets

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by Frank Rhombus

Let’s be honest: The two dollars won’t be necessary if the second part of the deal comes to fruition.

Here’s An Alabama Fan Who Lost His Shit And Tried To Kill His Mom And Her Cat Over Chores


by Frank Rhombus

Roll Fucking Tide.

The ‘Ass’ Show That Was The Alabama-Wisconsin Game Last Night

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by Teddy Westside

I am coming out of a yearlong hiatus to report on – of all things – college football.

Hey, Jadeveon Clowney. Nick Saban Might Be ‘Nothing But 5-5,’ But At Least He’s Not A Huge Pussy Like You

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by Frank Rhombus

There are many professional athletes and coaches whose play and decision-making on the field buys them some freedom to say whatever they want about other players and coaches. Jadeveon Clowney is not one of those guys.

Alabama-Auburn Rivalry Settled The Old Fashioned Way…Stupidly


by Eddie Bagelstein

Leave it to the Iron Bowl to bring out the world’s smartest football fans. Sure, it’s cliché at this point to associate Southerner with retard, but how do you think clichés come to be?

West Virginia Quarterback Says His First Kiss Was With Nick Saban’s Daughter

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by Tommy Gimler

Yeah, that’s probably something you should said after you played Alabama, brah.

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