Category Archives: Alabama Crimson Tide

This Idiot On Tennessee Should Be Looking Forward To A Monday Of Up-Downs, Bear Crawls And Push-Ups

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by Tommy Gimler

You can’t fix stupid.

We Would Expect Nothing Less From An Alabama Fan

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by Tommy Gimler

Just when we had forgotten that 18 percent of people living in Alabama don’t graduate high school, a fine gentleman comes along with a Ford and some white athletic tape to offer up a friendly reminder.

This Girl Will Give You Two Bucks And Consider Having A Threesome With You In Exchange For Two LSU-Alabama Tickets

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by Frank Rhombus

Let’s be honest: The two dollars won’t be necessary if the second part of the deal comes to fruition.

Here’s An Alabama Fan Who Lost His Shit And Tried To Kill His Mom And Her Cat Over Chores

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by Frank Rhombus

Roll Fucking Tide.

The ‘Ass’ Show That Was The Alabama-Wisconsin Game Last Night

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by Teddy Westside

I am coming out of a yearlong hiatus to report on – of all things – college football.

Hey, Jadeveon Clowney. Nick Saban Might Be ‘Nothing But 5-5,’ But At Least He’s Not A Huge Pussy Like You

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by Frank Rhombus

There are many professional athletes and coaches whose play and decision-making on the field buys them some freedom to say whatever they want about other players and coaches. Jadeveon Clowney is not one of those guys.

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