Category Archives: Auburn Tigers

Is This Bet On Auburn To Beat Kent State The Dumbest Bet Of All Time?

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by Tommy Gimler

When you throw out any bet that was placed on the Dolphins to win last week, the answer is probably “yes.”

Alabama-Auburn Rivalry Settled The Old Fashioned Way…Stupidly


by Eddie Bagelstein

Leave it to the Iron Bowl to bring out the world’s smartest football fans. Sure, it’s cliché at this point to associate Southerner with retard, but how do you think clichés come to be?

Auburn Fan Has Potential $50,000 Winning Bet, Doesn’t Hedge, Is A Goddamn Idiot

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by Tommy Gimler

There are very few times life serves up a situation where no matter what happens, you’re walking away a winner. Sometimes it’s in the form of a gymnast from your high school telling you she’ll do any position with you except doggy. Fine. Who gives a shit? She’s a gymnast for Christ’s sake.

109 Yards Of Shit Your Pants Awesome


by Tommy Gimler

For the second consecutive week, the Auburn Tigers pulled off a bigger miracle than Lil Wayne winning a Grammy. And this time, it brought an end to their arch rival’s 15-game winning streak and national title hopes.

Upset Much?

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by Tommy Gimler

Our Indian intern Rakesh is licking his smelly wounds after an 0-for-7 ass pounding betting on college football this weekend. Seven teams ranked in the Top 15 taking a loss didn’t help matters. We’ll dive in to show exactly how the boys in Vegas lit their victory cigars and finger banged your girlfriend all the way to bank.

Are You Smarter Than Morris Claiborne?


by Tommy Gimler

Former LSU cornerback Morris Claiborne is projected to go the Minnesota Vikings with the third overall pick in tomorrow night’s NFL Draft, but odds are that he’ll need help finding Minnesota on a map.

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