Category Archives: Texas A&M Aggies

This 57-Year-Old Idiot Threw A Hammer At A Texas A&M Student Over A Tailgating Dispute


by Tommy Gimler

Over a 6-4 team that’s just 4-3 in conference play? Yeah, totally worth it.

The Bogus Johnny Manziel Lawsuit Is The Funniest Thing We’ve Ever Read

Johnny Football

by Frank Rhombus

That’s a pretty bold statement considering we’ve also read the Bible.

Upset Much?

vanderbilt upset

by Tommy Gimler

Our Indian intern Rakesh is licking his smelly wounds after an 0-for-7 ass pounding betting on college football this weekend. Seven teams ranked in the Top 15 taking a loss didn’t help matters. We’ll dive in to show exactly how the boys in Vegas lit their victory cigars and finger banged your girlfriend all the way to bank.

Sunday Night Mailbag


by Tommy Gimler

Our Sunday night mailbag is quite the diverse sack of comments and questions, ranging from electronic bracelets, a baseball legend, Johnny Football, and ugh, Tim Tebow…

Who Is The Bigger Asshole, Alex Rodriguez Or Johnny Manziel?


by Tommy Gimler

Two names are dominating the sports world today, and thank the fuck Christ that neither of them is Tim Tebow.

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