Category Archives: NCAA Football

Nick Saban Got More Write-In Votes For Alabama Senate Than Bozo The Clown, Phil From ‘Duck Dynasty’ And A Dead Guy

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by Tommy Gimler

Man, people still love Ronald Reagan.

Taking Chargers -6 Is Perfect Game To Make Bookie Your Bitch, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Listen, bro. Sorry you lose house and maybe wife last week on shit from pig gambling advice from Rakesh, but this is week we not only get house back but also wife’s sister, bro.

What A Ride: Baker Mayfield Has Gone From Getting Arrested To Suspended To AP Player Of The Year In Less Than 22 Months

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by Tommy Gimler

Grabbing his balls and telling the Kansas sideline to go fuck themselves was by far our favorite Baker Mayfield moment.

Win Big Cash For Hooker Or For Wife’s Christmas Present With These College And NFL Picks

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by Rakesh the Intern

Or best case scenario, wife tells you to buy hooker for you two to share, bro.

We Somehow Missed This Louisville Player Air Jerking It

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by Tommy Gimler

There’s beating an opponent and then beating off toward an opponent. Big difference, kids.

Nice Little Brawl At The Baylor-TCU Game Today

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by Tommy Gimler

Surprisingly, this is not footage from outside of an Alabama Walmart as Black Friday kicked off.

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