Category Archives: Stanford Cardinal

Two Days In And We Already Have A Nominee For 2016′s Douchebag Of The Year Thanks To This Stanford Asshole

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by Frank Rhombus

Stanford’s Christian McCaffrey’s Rose Bowl performance last night was just like the first time I stuck my face between a giant set of fake tits: awesome.

Upset Much?

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by Tommy Gimler

Our Indian intern Rakesh is licking his smelly wounds after an 0-for-7 ass pounding betting on college football this weekend. Seven teams ranked in the Top 15 taking a loss didn’t help matters. We’ll dive in to show exactly how the boys in Vegas lit their victory cigars and finger banged your girlfriend all the way to bank.

The Only Thing That Didn’t Happen This Weekend Was Me Getting A Beej

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by Tommy Gimler

On location all weekend in Houston, there was no way I was getting any action with my wife over 1,500 miles away. It was exactly the opposite for football enthusiasts across the country:

The DUD Loves College Coeds. Oh, and Football, Too…

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s that time of year again. You know, when 19-year-old girls ruin any possibility of ever having a career in politics when they stick their tongues down each other’s throats for the first time in the basement of a Main Street frat house thanks to a cube of Keystone Light and immense peer pressure. Oh, and it’s time again for some college football…

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