Category Archives: PAC 12

Breaking A Dude’s Nose Because Your Domino’s Pizza Is Taking Too Long Seems Totally Logical

shalom luani

by Tommy Gimler

Jesus. Imagine what he would have done if they would have skimped on the pepperoni.

Two Days In And We Already Have A Nominee For 2016′s Douchebag Of The Year Thanks To This Stanford Asshole

annoying stanford fan yelling

by Frank Rhombus

Stanford’s Christian McCaffrey’s Rose Bowl performance last night was just like the first time I stuck my face between a giant set of fake tits: awesome.

Our Experts’ Picks For Tonight’s College Football National Championship

oregon

by Tommy Gimler

One of us sells liquor. One of us books models. One of us smokes a shit ton of pot all day long. Still, we’re probably more qualified than Mel Kiper and his bulletproof dome when it comes to talking college football, and that’s because he’s a miserable fucking turd.

No Means No

jameis winston

by Eddie Bagelstein

Remember when Florida State’s war cry was as ubiquitous as getting away with sexual assault? You couldn’t be a passive sports fan without seeing FSU fans tomahawking away like they were forcing opponents to walk the Trail of Tears. And then the Braves got on board and quantified the ubiquity.

Upset Much?

vanderbilt upset

by Tommy Gimler

Our Indian intern Rakesh is licking his smelly wounds after an 0-for-7 ass pounding betting on college football this weekend. Seven teams ranked in the Top 15 taking a loss didn’t help matters. We’ll dive in to show exactly how the boys in Vegas lit their victory cigars and finger banged your girlfriend all the way to bank.

The Return of Rakesh As The Golden Nugget Releases Early College Football Lines

Rakesh

by Tommy Gimler and Rakesh

I guess the Golden Nugget Hotel and Casino is useful for something other than bringing back a hooker, slitting her throat, and stuffing her in the recycling bin. Apparently, the Las Vegas shithole has released early 2013 college football lines for 250 games already. So, we got in touch with our old intern Rakesh the only way you can reach someone in Howrah these days: by goat. And we told Rakesh if he gave us four early games to bet on, he could keep the goat and eat it. Here’s what he gave us:

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