Category Archives: Notre Dame Fighting Irish

It Was More Painful Being Off The Field Than On It At Tonight’s Texas-Notre Dame Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Forget about feeling it in the morning. These poor bastards are definitely feeling it right now.

College GameDay Signs Were Fucking Hysterical Today

ESPN College GameDay Signs

by Frank Rhombus

The Notre Dame-Florida State game tonight was just a like a set of big fake tits: awesome. And because it was the game of the week, ESPN’s College GameDay crew traveled to Tallahassee, which meant thousands of fans put their creativity and twisted minds on display through some of the funniest signs we’ve seen so far.

The Return of Rakesh As The Golden Nugget Releases Early College Football Lines


by Tommy Gimler and Rakesh

I guess the Golden Nugget Hotel and Casino is useful for something other than bringing back a hooker, slitting her throat, and stuffing her in the recycling bin. Apparently, the Las Vegas shithole has released early 2013 college football lines for 250 games already. So, we got in touch with our old intern Rakesh the only way you can reach someone in Howrah these days: by goat. And we told Rakesh if he gave us four early games to bet on, he could keep the goat and eat it. Here’s what he gave us:

Now Is As Good As Any Time To Remind Irish Fans That Everett Golson Wasn’t Very Good

everett golson

by Tommy Gimler

It’s been a tough six months for Notre Dame Fighting Irish football fans. I mean, having to sit through an absolute ass pounding in the National Championship game and then find out a week later that your star linebacker is a lying homosexual? It’s tough. And now news out of South Bend that quarterback Everett Golson is no longer enrolled at the university because of an academic violation will surely send the Notre Dame faithful to the pews this morning, but a closer look at the redshirt freshman’s numbers reveal that he probably won’t be missed.

NoSuch Dame: The Best Manti Te’o Jokes Of The Past 24 Hours

Manti Teo

by Tommy Gimler

Like Manti Te’o’s play in the National Championship game, the portrayal of him being a victim in this “girlfriend hoax” is a fucking joke.

Worst National Championship Game Ever?

Roll Tide

by Tommy Gimler

Last night’s BCS Championship Game was a bigger disappointment than the time I took a girl to see the movie Juno and later found out she was a 27-year-old virgin. I was 29, she was 27. I was sexually active, of course. I mean, c’mon. I play guitar and work out. But she wasn’t broken in yet. And there we were, watching a movie about two high school kids fucking and one of them getting knocked up. Now that’s disappointing. And last’s night’s game was worse than that.

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