Category Archives: Ohio State Buckeyes

Ohio State’s Quarterbacks Coach Picked His Nose Last Night And I Mean He REALLY Went For It

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s just say if there was gold up there, he definitely found it.

Michigan Fans Seem To Be Handling That Ohio State First Down On 4th And 1 Rather Well

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by Frank Rhombus

If that‘s a first down, then I’ve got a nine-inch pecker.

Our Experts’ Picks For Tonight’s College Football National Championship


by Tommy Gimler

One of us sells liquor. One of us books models. One of us smokes a shit ton of pot all day long. Still, we’re probably more qualified than Mel Kiper and his bulletproof dome when it comes to talking college football, and that’s because he’s a miserable fucking turd.

The Return of Rakesh As The Golden Nugget Releases Early College Football Lines


by Tommy Gimler and Rakesh

I guess the Golden Nugget Hotel and Casino is useful for something other than bringing back a hooker, slitting her throat, and stuffing her in the recycling bin. Apparently, the Las Vegas shithole has released early 2013 college football lines for 250 games already. So, we got in touch with our old intern Rakesh the only way you can reach someone in Howrah these days: by goat. And we told Rakesh if he gave us four early games to bet on, he could keep the goat and eat it. Here’s what he gave us:

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