Category Archives: Michigan Wolverines

Jim Harbaugh Will Destroy His Kids In A Game Of Basketball If That’s What It Takes To Win


by Tommy Gimler

Show me somebody more competitive than Jim Harbaugh, and I’ll show you a fucking liar.

Michigan Fans Seem To Be Handling That Ohio State First Down On 4th And 1 Rather Well

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by Frank Rhombus

If that‘s a first down, then I’ve got a nine-inch pecker.

Here’s How Drunk Some Of The Fans Were At The Iowa-Michigan Game Saturday Night


by Tommy Gimler

Here are several folks who will probably need a refresher of the insanity that shook down at Kinnick Stadium Saturday night.

Michigan Running Back Hit By Forklift While Stretching

Michigan v Indiana

by Tommy Gimler

Drake Johnson has to be the unluckiest motherfucker in the state of Michigan, and keep in mind that there are almost 100,000 people who admit that they live in Flint.

Grand Rapids ABC Affiliate’s Sports Director Did A Live Report Saying Michigan Won Yesterday

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by Tommy Gimler

“The Paul Bunyan Trophy is back in Ann Arbor for the first time since 2012.” Um, no it’s not, brah.

Michigan Football Is So Bad They Made Some Chode Piss His Pants And Get A “Super Drunk” DUI

unruly michigan fan

by Tommy Gimler

We posted a video a few days ago of the University of Michigan’s president delivering a drunken speech and/or having a stroke at halftime of the Wolverines’ pathetic loss to Nebraska on Saturday, but it turns out she wasn’t the only one who was driven to the bottle after watching them play in recent weeks. Here’s a guy who makes Danny Bonaduce look like a huge pussy.

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