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This Should Explain How My Head Felt This Morning

Published by tgim on January 1st, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

It could have been that bottle of Pacifico that I pounded down 45 minutes before midnight. Or maybe it was the fact that I had a Budweiser, Coors Light, two different IPA’s, a bottle of beer that someone ripped the label off of and that might have had the end of a Marb Red at the bottom of it, and a shot of Fireball whiskey before that. I’m not sure. All I know is that when I woke up this morning, my head felt like I had been the victim of an eight-hour facesitting sesh with Melissa McCarthy. (more…)


Easy Money On These Silly America College Football Bowls, Bro

Published by rakesh on December 29th, 2012

by Rakesh The Intern

Happy Year of the New, bro! It’s been a run of great success with this football betting, bro. I wish I could say the same for my luck with most of these American women, though. I don’t get why these California girlies get so freaked out by pubic hair, bro. In my country, big bush of hair around manhood is sign of confidence and great wealth. But in this country, every time I take pants off, girl rolls up newspaper and swats at it like it’s alive or something, bro. (more…)


The DUD’s Best Of 2012 – Oh, It’s OK If She Does It, I Guess

Published by tgim on December 29th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

In October, we touched on the case of former Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader turned teacher Sarah Jones, who managed to stay out of prison even after admitting to plowing one of her 17-year-old students. We were pissed for two reasons. One, it proved once again that if you’re a hot broad, you can get away with anything. Two, we were upset that she wasn’t our teacher: (more…)


The Only Thing That Didn’t Happen This Weekend Was Me Getting A Beej

Published by tgim on November 18th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

On location all weekend in Houston, there was no way I was getting any action with my wife over 1,500 miles away. It was exactly the opposite for football enthusiasts across the country: (more…)


Bachelor Party Saturday

Published by tgim on September 15th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

It’s Saturday. You’re in Vegas. You run a sports blog. But it’s your bachelor party… (more…)


Something’s Fishy With Bucky

Published by tgim on September 8th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

The Wisconsin Badgers are suddenly only 6.5 point favorites at Oregon State. It was 7.5 just a day ago. (more…)