Category Archives: Texas Longhorns

Play Number 8 On Texas Quarterback Sam Ehlinger’s Wristband Features A Few Really Naughty Words

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by Tommy Gimler

Those words? Well, you’ll have to read on, bitch.

It Was More Painful Being Off The Field Than On It At Tonight’s Texas-Notre Dame Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Forget about feeling it in the morning. These poor bastards are definitely feeling it right now.

Texas and Baylor Might Score 100 Points Before Halftime

by Tommy Gimler

There is still 9 minutes left in the 2nd quarter in Austin, TX, and the Baylor Bears and Texas Longhorns have already scored 56 points. And as you might suspect, neither of them have a shot at the National Championship…

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