Category Archives: Oklahoma Sooners

What A Ride: Baker Mayfield Has Gone From Getting Arrested To Suspended To AP Player Of The Year In Less Than 22 Months

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by Tommy Gimler

Grabbing his balls and telling the Kansas sideline to go fuck themselves was by far our favorite Baker Mayfield moment.

Oklahoma’s Baker Mayfield Got Fucking Rocked By Arkansas Cops Last Month

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by Tommy Gimler

Good lord! If this is how the Fayetteville cops handle white guys, I can’t imagine how bad the Oklahoma secondary would have it if they decided to run from the law.

The Baylor Defense Last Night Was Almost As Pathetic As That A-List Asshole Who’s Still Plowing Broads In Hollywood Despite The Fact That He’s HIV Positive

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by Frank Rhombus

And we’re not even talking about the fact that they gave up 511 yards and 44 points to the Oklahoma offense.

Best Of The DUD 2013: Oklahoma Sooners Wide Receiver Asked A Girl For Pen And Then, Because Asking A Girl For A Pen Is So Goddamn Hot, He Began Masturbating Outside Of Her Apartment

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by Tommy Gimler

The Oklahoma Sooners will take on the Alabama Crimson Tide this Thursday night in the AllState Sugar Bowl. We’ll go out on a limb and say this clown won’t be there…

Oklahoma Sooners Wide Receiver Asked A Girl For Pen And Then, Because Asking A Girl For A Pen Is So Goddamn Hot, He Began Masturbating Outside Of Her Apartment

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by Tommy Gimler

To say that Oklahoma wide receiver Trey Metoyer has some fucking problems is a bigger understatement than saying I would make out with Kate Upton, as everybody knows I would eat tapioca pudding out of her asshole, and I hate tapioca pudding.

Postseason Is Time To Post Big Winnings, Bro

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by Rakesh The Intern

Check it out, bro. I keep listening to my boss and his friends talking about how hard it is to lay some action on these American football games this weekend, bro. They cry like my cousin Palash when he was stepped on by elephant at market because they say that teams are so evenly matched, my friend. Well, boss, I say that these games are easier than my cousin Miti, bro. Huge slut, bro. Like 12 kids and she’s only 26.

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