Category Archives: Baylor Bears

Nice Little Brawl At The Baylor-TCU Game Today

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by Tommy Gimler

Surprisingly, this is not footage from outside of an Alabama Walmart as Black Friday kicked off.

The Rice Band Mocked The Shit Out Of Baylor Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

The Baylor Bears looked like shit for majority of Friday night, but they eventually pulled away from the Rice Owls en route to a 38-10 victory in Houston, meaning they now have almost as many wins this year as rape lawsuits.

The Baylor Defense Last Night Was Almost As Pathetic As That A-List Asshole Who’s Still Plowing Broads In Hollywood Despite The Fact That He’s HIV Positive

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by Frank Rhombus

And we’re not even talking about the fact that they gave up 511 yards and 44 points to the Oklahoma offense.

That 4th And 29 Play Was Shit From Pig, Bro

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by Rakesh The Intern

Check it out, bro. We push last week, but that Chargers game was more disappointing than my cousin Baldev’s SAT scores, my friend. Dude ironically struggles with spelling, bro. I say we put that game behind us look to the weekend at hand because Rakesh is liking what he is looking at or whatever you call it, my friend.

The Only Thing That Didn’t Happen This Weekend Was Me Getting A Beej

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by Tommy Gimler

On location all weekend in Houston, there was no way I was getting any action with my wife over 1,500 miles away. It was exactly the opposite for football enthusiasts across the country:

Texas and Baylor Might Score 100 Points Before Halftime

by Tommy Gimler

There is still 9 minutes left in the 2nd quarter in Austin, TX, and the Baylor Bears and Texas Longhorns have already scored 56 points. And as you might suspect, neither of them have a shot at the National Championship…

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