Category Archives: ACC

No Maryland Fan Had It Worse Yesterday Than This Cheerleader Who Got Smoked By A West Virginia Player

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by Frank Rhombus

The West Virginia Mountaineers curb stomped the Maryland Terrapins yesterday 45-6, but one Maryland cheerleader took an even worse beating thanks to a West Virginia receiver who, like Forrest Gump, just couldn’t stop running.

No Means No

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by Eddie Bagelstein

Remember when Florida State’s war cry was as ubiquitous as getting away with sexual assault? You couldn’t be a passive sports fan without seeing FSU fans tomahawking away like they were forcing opponents to walk the Trail of Tears. And then the Braves got on board and quantified the ubiquity.

Adam Feuerberg’s Somewhat Quarterly Report On Two Shitty Teams The Rest Of Us Couldn’t Give Two Shits About

tony homo

by Adam Feuerberg

Alright dudes, we can put a fork in the Miami Hurricanes season. I know I threw in the towel the last time we met, but my goodness.

The Adam Feuerberg Semi-Annual Report On Two Teams The Rest Of Us Couldn’t Give Two Shits About

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by Adam Feuerberg

So yes, I know that I’ve been the absolute worst about sitting down and writing again. I know that at the beginning of the season, I promised that I’d return with all my passion and fury that you come to expect from a pissed off Cowboys fan. Then, suddenly, the Cowboys ended up tied for 1st place after 11 weeks. I know that for some silly reason, they’re listed as 2nd in spite of having the same 7-3 record as the Eagles, but the two teams haven’t even played yet so who cares? Tied for 1st baby!

College GameDay Signs Were Fucking Hysterical Today

ESPN College GameDay Signs

by Frank Rhombus

The Notre Dame-Florida State game tonight was just a like a set of big fake tits: awesome. And because it was the game of the week, ESPN’s College GameDay crew traveled to Tallahassee, which meant thousands of fans put their creativity and twisted minds on display through some of the funniest signs we’ve seen so far.

Adam Feuerberg’s Weekly Report On Two Teams Nobody Else Gives Two Shits About

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by Adam Feuerberg

Okay I know I missed last week’s edition. The truth is that I didn’t exactly know how to express my elation over the Hurricanes and Cowboys both winning in the same weekend that the entire sports world’s opinion of Adrian Peterson went right into the shitter. I didn’t really know how to joke about not being able to bitch and moan about my crappy teams usually pissing me off because the story broke that the NFL and the Baltimore Ravens may have conspired to hide evidence of Ray Rice haymakering his future wife in an elevator.

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