Category Archives: Florida State Seminoles

This Florida State Fan Had One Hell Of A Time Watching His Seminoles Beat Louisville

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by Tommy Gimler

Surprisingly, Papa John wasn’t the drunkest guy in Louisville this weekend.

No Means No

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by Eddie Bagelstein

Remember when Florida State’s war cry was as ubiquitous as getting away with sexual assault? You couldn’t be a passive sports fan without seeing FSU fans tomahawking away like they were forcing opponents to walk the Trail of Tears. And then the Braves got on board and quantified the ubiquity.

College GameDay Signs Were Fucking Hysterical Today

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by Frank Rhombus

The Notre Dame-Florida State game tonight was just a like a set of big fake tits: awesome. And because it was the game of the week, ESPN’s College GameDay crew traveled to Tallahassee, which meant thousands of fans put their creativity and twisted minds on display through some of the funniest signs we’ve seen so far.

Jameis Winston Suspended For First Half Of Clemson Game After Repeatedly Yelling ‘Fuck Her Right In The Pussy’ On Campus


by Frank Rhombus

Let’s be honest: Jameis Winston is a hell of an athlete, but he is a goddamn idiot.

Check Out This FSU Art Student’s Painting Of A Frat Boy Blowing Jameis Winston

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by Tommy Gimler

Hey, according to a kid who quit the hockey team at my college, they made the incoming freshman circle jerk on a piece of bread, and the last poor bastard to bust his nut had to eat the damn thing. So, who knows? Maybe this painting is a glimpse into what you have to do to become a full blown member of the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity at Florida State University.

Auburn Fan Has Potential $50,000 Winning Bet, Doesn’t Hedge, Is A Goddamn Idiot

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by Tommy Gimler

There are very few times life serves up a situation where no matter what happens, you’re walking away a winner. Sometimes it’s in the form of a gymnast from your high school telling you she’ll do any position with you except doggy. Fine. Who gives a shit? She’s a gymnast for Christ’s sake.

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