Category Archives: Clemson Tigers

Clemson’s Dabo Swinney Is One Classy Dude

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by Tommy Gimler

There is only one way to describe Clemson’s 35-31 last-second victory over Alabama Monday night, and that of course is “shit your pants awesome.”

We Hope Your New Year’s Eve Celebration Is Almost As Much Fun As Whatever The Fuck This Is

clemson ohio state ass dig

by Tommy Gimler

I don’t think you’ll find the pigskin in there, buddy.

We Would Expect Nothing Less From An Alabama Fan

alabama fan misspells your next

by Tommy Gimler

Just when we had forgotten that 18 percent of people living in Alabama don’t graduate high school, a fine gentleman comes along with a Ford and some white athletic tape to offer up a friendly reminder.

Upset Much?

vanderbilt upset

by Tommy Gimler

Our Indian intern Rakesh is licking his smelly wounds after an 0-for-7 ass pounding betting on college football this weekend. Seven teams ranked in the Top 15 taking a loss didn’t help matters. We’ll dive in to show exactly how the boys in Vegas lit their victory cigars and finger banged your girlfriend all the way to bank.

The SEC Rules, The ACC Blows, And Here’s Our Retraction Statement

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by Tommy Gimler

We posted a story two weeks ago that basically said the BCS and the SEC Conference could eat our asses. Like watching the movie A Thousand Words, that was a big mistake.

Finally! No SEC Team In The BCS Championship Game…Right?

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by Tommy Gimler

Tomorrow, for the first time since Week 13 in the 2010 season, the #1 team in the BCS will not be from the SEC, and that’s a great thing for college football.

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