Category Archives: Louisville Cardinals

We Somehow Missed This Louisville Player Air Jerking It

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by Tommy Gimler

There’s beating an opponent and then beating off toward an opponent. Big difference, kids.

Louisville Football Recruit Allegedly Knocked Up His 14-Year-Old Cousin

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by Tommy Gimler

You know how television cameras capture the Super Bowl MVP during his finest moment, and he looks in the camera and yells, “I’m going to Disneyworld?” Well, this mugshot is pretty much the exact opposite:

Upset Much?

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by Tommy Gimler

Our Indian intern Rakesh is licking his smelly wounds after an 0-for-7 ass pounding betting on college football this weekend. Seven teams ranked in the Top 15 taking a loss didn’t help matters. We’ll dive in to show exactly how the boys in Vegas lit their victory cigars and finger banged your girlfriend all the way to bank.

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