Category Archives: NCAA Football

American Football is Back And It’s Time Again To Make Bookie Your Bitch, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. Last year was a pretty shit from pig kind of year for Rakesh betting on this silly game of American football, my friend. Luckily, I was only betting with Rupee, so it was like I lose just 43 cents, bro.

West Virginia Quarterback Says His First Kiss Was With Nick Saban’s Daughter

kristen saban

by Tommy Gimler

Yeah, that’s probably something you should said after you played Alabama, brah.

Kentucky Football Player Tells Local News Station His Weight Fluctuates Because He Poops So Much

UK Football player poops so much

by Tommy Gimler

The University of Kentucky football team held their first practice yesterday. That’s right, the University of Kentucky has a football team.

The 5 Most Disgusting American Sports Injuries Of All-Time

paul george

by Tommy Gimler

Don’t want your kid to play sports? Then boy, do we have the article for you! Eating breakfast? You might want to go elsewhere.

Some Dipshit Put Aaron Hernandez In This 2014 Florida Gators Calendar

aaron hernandez calendar

by Tommy Gimler

Did the University of Florida put their 2014 calendar together on “Bring Your Kid With Downs To Work” Day last year? If so, that would explain why former Gators tight end and current inmate number 174954 at the Bristol County jail Aaron Hernandez is Mr. July 2014. Oops, Suzie.

The Bogus Johnny Manziel Lawsuit Is The Funniest Thing We’ve Ever Read

Johnny Football

by Frank Rhombus

That’s a pretty bold statement considering we’ve also read the Bible.

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