Category Archives: NCAA Football

Some Dipshit Put Aaron Hernandez In This 2014 Florida Gators Calendar

aaron hernandez calendar

by Tommy Gimler

Did the University of Florida put their 2014 calendar together on “Bring Your Kid With Downs To Work” Day last year? If so, that would explain why former Gators tight end and current inmate number 174954 at the Bristol County jail Aaron Hernandez is Mr. July 2014. Oops, Suzie.

The Bogus Johnny Manziel Lawsuit Is The Funniest Thing We’ve Ever Read

Johnny Football

by Frank Rhombus

That’s a pretty bold statement considering we’ve also read the Bible.

Was That A Joint On Ha Ha Clinton-Dix’s Couch?

ha ha clinton dix

by Frank Rhombus

Was the newest member of the Green Bay Packers packing some weed yesterday? Look, we’re not necessarily saying it was his – I mean, it could have fallen out of the cleavage of some hooker who came over to give him a good luck handy before the biggest night of his life – but that sure as shit looked like a joint on Ha Ha Clinton-Dix’s couch.

Check Out This FSU Art Student’s Painting Of A Frat Boy Blowing Jameis Winston

jameis winston painting

by Tommy Gimler

Hey, according to a kid who quit the hockey team at my college, they made the incoming freshman circle jerk on a piece of bread, and the last poor bastard to bust his nut had to eat the damn thing. So, who knows? Maybe this painting is a glimpse into what you have to do to become a full blown member of the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity at Florida State University.

Sunday Night Funnies


by Tommy Gimler

Our new DUD series Sunday Night Funnies debuts with five short shots at some of the haps of a wild sports weekend, and it’s awesome, brah. We’ll even go as far to say it’ll be funnier than Schindler’s List, and that’s a fucking guarantee…

Louisville Football Recruit Allegedly Knocked Up His 14-Year-Old Cousin


by Tommy Gimler

You know how television cameras capture the Super Bowl MVP during his finest moment, and he looks in the camera and yells, “I’m going to Disneyworld?” Well, this mugshot is pretty much the exact opposite:

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