Category Archives: NCAA Football

Army-Navy Game Is Perfect Start To Weekend Of Making Bookie Your Bitch, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. Do not sleep on this Packers team from Green Bay either, bro.

We Make Bookie Our Bitch Last Week. Now We Go After His Family With These NCAA Football And NFL Bets

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. We were hotter last week than two American girlies rubbing their vaginas together on hood of my El Camino, my friend.

Bloomberg Report Suggests College Football Refs Are Slanting Calls To Help Each Conference’s Best Hope For The College Football Playoff

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by Frank Rhombus

We catch a lot of shit here at the DUD for suggesting that more than a fair share of the sporting events millions of Americans waste so much of their emotions, time and money on are fixed for financial reasons. I mean, there’s a reason why Vegas has been making us their bitch since, well, forever.

Michigan Fans Seem To Be Handling That Ohio State First Down On 4th And 1 Rather Well

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by Frank Rhombus

If that‘s a first down, then I’ve got a nine-inch pecker.

Why Not Make Pockets Fat Along With Belly With These NCAA Football And NFL Bets This Weekend, Bro?

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. This is the week where we make pockets fat with Rupee, and I’m talking like Uncle Rishabh fat. Dude is like 400-pounder now, bro.

Time To Just Flip Coin And Pick These College Football And NFL Games, Bro

NCAA Football: Michigan State at Ohio State

by Rakesh the Intern

Remember last week when Rakesh say, “Hey, bet your Rupee on Green Bay?” Well, sorry you lost house, bro.

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