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Sunday Night Funnies

Published by tgim on April 20th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

Our new DUD series Sunday Night Funnies debuts with five short shots at some of the haps of a wild sports weekend, and it’s awesome, brah. We’ll even go as far to say it’ll be funnier than Schindler’s List, and that’s a fucking guarantee… (more…)

Louisville Football Recruit Allegedly Knocked Up His 14-Year-Old Cousin

Published by tgim on February 25th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

You know how television cameras capture the Super Bowl MVP during his finest moment, and he looks in the camera and yells, “I’m going to Disneyworld?” Well, this mugshot is pretty much the exact opposite: (more…)

Auburn Fan Has Potential $50,000 Winning Bet, Doesn’t Hedge, Is A Goddamn Idiot

Published by tgim on January 7th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

There are very few times life serves up a situation where no matter what happens, you’re walking away a winner. Sometimes it’s in the form of a gymnast from your high school telling you she’ll do any position with you except doggy. Fine. Who gives a shit? She’s a gymnast for Christ’s sake. (more…)

Since Rakesh Is Colder Than Witch’s Boob, It’s Time To Give Cousin Gokul A Call For Help, Bro

Published by tgim on January 4th, 2014

by Rakesh The Intern

I’m telling you, bro. I haven’t been this cold betting on American football since, well, let’s not beat around my big bush, my friend. It has been tough fucking year, bro. So, one of the best week we have this year was when I call cousin Gokul. He has baby left arm and not many girlies in Howrah find that kind of deformity sexy, my friend. Sad shit, bro. But what this guy lack in his left arm, he make up for with big brain. When it comes to shooting bucket ball or whatever you call it in this country, Gokul is shit from pig. But if you need crunching of number and big win in illegal sport gambling, then Gokul is man among little boy, bro. (more…)

Best Of The DUD 2013: Oklahoma Sooners Wide Receiver Asked A Girl For Pen And Then, Because Asking A Girl For A Pen Is So Goddamn Hot, He Began Masturbating Outside Of Her Apartment

Published by tgim on December 31st, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

The Oklahoma Sooners will take on the Alabama Crimson Tide this Thursday night in the AllState Sugar Bowl. We’ll go out on a limb and say this clown won’t be there… (more…)

Adam Feuerberg’s Weekly Report Of Two Teams The Rest Of Us Could Give Two Shits About

Published by feuerberg on December 30th, 2013

by Adam Feuerberg

I’d like to begin this week with an ode to the Miami Hurricanes par performance during the 2013 season. Sure, they won nine games, but they were slaughtered each time they actually faced worthy opponents, most recently against the Louisville Cardinals in the Russell Athletic Bowl. I think the one thing I enjoyed the most about this game is that Russell Athletic still exists. They used to make every MLB uniform in the 90s, but then sort of drifted into general athletic apparel purgatory since then. (more…)