Category Archives: NCAA Football

Our Experts’ Picks For Tonight’s College Football National Championship

oregon

by Tommy Gimler

One of us sells liquor. One of us books models. One of us smokes a shit ton of pot all day long. Still, we’re probably more qualified than Mel Kiper and his bulletproof dome when it comes to talking college football, and that’s because he’s a miserable fucking turd.

Betting These NFL Playoff Games Are Easier Than My Ex-Girlfriend Akansh And She Was Biggest Slut In Howrah, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. These former players and fat African men on ESPN would like to make you think that most of these American football games this weekend could go either way. But after I talked with cousin Gokul, he said picking these games is simpler than our cousin Harish, and he was born with just three-quarter brain, my friend.

This Is How You Bet The NFL Wild Card Games, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. There are not very many of these American football games left to bet on, but that doesn’t mean you should keep Rupee in pocket and wait for cricket season. Don’t be pussy, bro.

No Means No

jameis winston

by Eddie Bagelstein

Remember when Florida State’s war cry was as ubiquitous as getting away with sexual assault? You couldn’t be a passive sports fan without seeing FSU fans tomahawking away like they were forcing opponents to walk the Trail of Tears. And then the Braves got on board and quantified the ubiquity.

The DUD’s Best Of The Year: Kentucky Football Player Tells Local News Station His Weight Fluctuates Because He Poops So Much

UK Football player poops so much

by Tommy Gimler

The University of Kentucky’s basketball team is so goddamn amazing that many people have already forgotten the school also fielded a football team. Here’s what it took to put those guys on the map this year…

Rakesh’s Week 17 NFL Picks Might Make You Shit Pants, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. After hitting on 7 of 8 bets last week, it’s official, my friend: Rakesh is hotter than two girlies with massive bush rubbing that shit against each other. If you spent mad Rupee on your fat wife to make her happy at Christmas time, here are some big time bets that will help you get some of that cash back, bro.

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