Category Archives: NCAA Football

Betting On Football Is Easier Than My Ex-Girlfriend Akansh, And She Was Biggest Slut In Howrah, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

What did I tell you last week, bro? Why make money washing your grandpa’s nut sack when you can sit home with cigar and hooker poon while winning Rupee betting on American football. And if you thought last weekend was easy, wait until you see this weekend’s games, my friend. They are easier than my ex-girlfreind Akansh, and she was like biggest slut in Howrah, bro…

Jameis Winston Suspended For First Half Of Clemson Game After Repeatedly Yelling ‘Fuck Her Right In The Pussy’ On Campus

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by Frank Rhombus

Let’s be honest: Jameis Winston is a hell of an athlete, but he is a goddamn idiot.

The Big Ten Is Fucking Garbage

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by Tommy Gimler

The first ever College Football Playoff (CFP) will take place this January, and I have a better chance of fingering Joan Rivers than the Big Ten does at getting a team into this thing.

Stop Washing Grandpa’s Nut Sack For Money And Hop On Rakesh’s Football Betting Train, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

This is very important week of betting on American football, bro. Every team has now taken field and we have pretty good idea of what they are each going to be about now, my friend. It’s just like cousin Gokul and billiards. You know what you’re going to get there. He sucks ass, bro. But that is because he has a baby left arm. However, he is not so bad at badminton because you only need one good arm, boss.

Adam Feuerberg’s Weekly Report On Two Teams Nobody Else Gives A Shit About

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by Adam Feuerberg

I love writing about football. Good or bad, there’s always a story to tell, especially within the first few games of the year.

Not Too Bad Of An Anus Beating Betting On American Football Last Week, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Let me tell you something, bro. We would have had winning week last week if those quarterback for Boise and Mississippi didn’t turn over ball so many goddamn times, my friend. It’s like this, bro. Maybe try running fucking pigskin, boss. Either way, we did not get too much of bloody anus last week, and there are ton of games to win back our Rupees this weekend, bro.

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