Category Archives: NCAA Football

This Week’s Take 5

nick swisher retires

by Kinner Shah

A quick look at the five sports stories from this week that really mattered.

Clemson’s Dabo Swinney Is One Classy Dude

dabo swinney postgame interview

by Tommy Gimler

There is only one way to describe Clemson’s 35-31 last-second victory over Alabama Monday night, and that of course is “shit your pants awesome.”

We Hope Your New Year’s Eve Celebration Is Almost As Much Fun As Whatever The Fuck This Is

clemson ohio state ass dig

by Tommy Gimler

I don’t think you’ll find the pigskin in there, buddy.

Just Because It’s Christmas Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Make Bookie Your Bitch, Bro

santa-claus-money

by Rakesh the Intern

There is a reason why they put teams like Hawaii and Middle Tennessee State on TV on Christmas Eve, bro. It’s a fucking gift when it comes to betting big time Rupee, my friend.

These 5 College Bowl Games Can Eat A Dick

bowls

by Tommy Gimler

The Dollar General Bowl? Are you fucking kidding me?

This Dickhead Wake Forest Football Radio Announcer Was Allegedly Leaking His Own Team’s Game Plans To Opponents

tommy-elrod-traitor

by Tommy Gimler

What. A. Dick.

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