Category Archives: NCAA Football

This Is The Week To Bet Against Kansas City And Make Bookie Your Bitch, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Listen, bro. This goddamn Chiefs team is really cutting into the Rupee I have stashed to side for Christmas presents this year, my friend. They have now cover spread for like nine straight games, boss. But even though shit from pig Raiders team is their next opponent, now is not the time to jump boat, bro. Rakesh say load and lock up on the Raiders with the points, my friend.

The Adam Feuerberg Semi-Annual Report On Two Teams The Rest Of Us Couldn’t Give Two Shits About

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by Adam Feuerberg

So yes, I know that I’ve been the absolute worst about sitting down and writing again. I know that at the beginning of the season, I promised that I’d return with all my passion and fury that you come to expect from a pissed off Cowboys fan. Then, suddenly, the Cowboys ended up tied for 1st place after 11 weeks. I know that for some silly reason, they’re listed as 2nd in spite of having the same 7-3 record as the Eagles, but the two teams haven’t even played yet so who cares? Tied for 1st baby!

Rakesh Is Back In Vegas With Football Picks That Will Give Bookie Ulcer, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. You might look at the shit from pig betting week I have last week and say, “This Rakesh is colder than witch tit.” But when you bet against trends and they don’t hit, all that means is that you can double up and win ever more Rupee the next week, my friend.

Jump On Rakesh Rickshaw If You Want To Win Money Betting On Football This Weekend, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. I nearly left upper decker in Venetian shitter last week because I had won so much money betting on American football that I was like, “Rakesh, you can do no wrong, bro. They will thank you for this.” But I did not do it because I’m shit from chicken, bro.

They Don’t Accept Rupee In Vegas, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. This Las Vegas city can be pretty expensive when you sit down at Spanish 21 table and they say, “I’m sorry, bro. We don’t accept Indian currency.” Then you go to money exchange and find out that used toenail clipping is worth almost as much Rupee in this country.

Win $50 Just By Voting For Hot Chicks

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by Tommy Gimler

My wife let me plow her last night, so I’m in a giving mood.

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