Category Archives: NCAA Football

Time To Buy Hooker And Cigar Thanks To These NFL And College Football Picks

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by Rakesh the Intern

After going 3-0 with my NFL picks last week, let me tell you, bro, let’s just say the only reason Rakesh is still not having bang with hooker is because local 7-Eleven ran out of condom, my friend.

West Virginia Freshman Makes One Of The Best One-Handed Catches You Will Ever See…In Practice

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by Tommy Gimler

I mean, listen. We’re talking about practice. Not a game, not a game, not a game, we’re talking about practice.

The Rice Band Mocked The Shit Out Of Baylor Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

The Baylor Bears looked like shit for majority of Friday night, but they eventually pulled away from the Rice Owls en route to a 38-10 victory in Houston, meaning they now have almost as many wins this year as rape lawsuits.

Betting On College Football And NFL This Week Is Easier Than My Ex-Slut Girlfriend Akansh

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Everybody got piece of that poon, bro. No joke. Cousin Gokul with his baby left arm hit that shit, and even my father Mahesh said he once pissed on her at bachelor party. Sick shit, bro.

NFL Week 1 Is Perfect Time To Make Bookie Your Bitch, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Let me tell you something, bro. This summer back in my hometown of Howrah, India has turned me into optimist and I don’t think I will lose game all year when it comes to this betting on silly game of American football.

It Was More Painful Being Off The Field Than On It At Tonight’s Texas-Notre Dame Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Forget about feeling it in the morning. These poor bastards are definitely feeling it right now.

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