Category Archives: NCAA Football

Sorry That Betting With Rakesh On Football Wrecked Your Marriage Last Weekend, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. I have heard of these crazy American sex movies where big black guy takes his penis and shoves it in woman’s anus, thus causing tearing and sometimes bleeding, my friend. Let’s just say that is how Rakesh feel after going 0 for 6 last weekend, bro.

Smoking Hot ESPN Reporter Damn Near Gets Smoked By Band

rutledge

by Tommy Gimler

Odds are you didn’t catch last night’s college football game between UL-Lafayette and Arkansas State, and it’s probably because it was UL-Lafayette playing against Arkansas State. Besides the over damn near coming in before the first half ended, you also missed this smoking hottie sideline reporter almost getting run over by the Lafayette band.

College GameDay Signs Were Fucking Hysterical Today

ESPN College GameDay Signs

by Frank Rhombus

The Notre Dame-Florida State game tonight was just a like a set of big fake tits: awesome. And because it was the game of the week, ESPN’s College GameDay crew traveled to Tallahassee, which meant thousands of fans put their creativity and twisted minds on display through some of the funniest signs we’ve seen so far.

Rakesh Says This Is The Week To Take Home Mad Rupee Betting On Football, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. Last week was big kick in penis thanks to West Virginia hitting 55-yard field goal instead of going to overtime so over could hit. But like my Uncle Omkar used to say, “Rakesh, you can’t win them all, bro, but you can always hit your wife.” He’s in jail now for beating Aunt Tanvi, my friend. Sick fuck, bro.

Rakesh’s Ass Is On Fire From Bad Taco Meat And Winning So Many Football Bets, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. After hitting five of six game last week, I didn’t think my ass could get more on fire, bro. But then I go to this Taco Bell near Daily Upper Decker headquarter, and I will beg to disagree now, bro. Something like six shits yesterday, my friend. But even though Rakesh has spent more time on crapper than at dinner table since Tuesday, that doesn’t mean he has not had time to make your bookie your bitch again this weekend, bro.

You Will Win Rupee Betting On Football This Weekend Because Rakesh Is Hotter Than Girl Satisfying Goat, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you what, bro. I normally do not get hard penis from Indian girls because their bush is like black guy haircut from seventies, my friend, and they usually smell like rotten carrot. But this one time I saw girl blowing goat in the streets of Howrah just for fuck of it, and it gave me boner, bro. I don’t know why that shit make me hot, but it is what it is, bro.

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