Category Archives: NCAA Football

Iowa State Football Player Gets Hit By Car, Wants To Know When He Can Get Back On The Field

chase allen car accident

by Frank Rhombus

Here’s a kid who’s almost as tough as getting a proper hand job from Stephen Hawking.

Georgia’s Athletic Director Apologized For Giving Ludacris A Box Of Magnums When He Performed At The Spring Game

ludacris spring game

by Frank Rhombus

And the pussification of America continues.

Michigan Running Back Hit By Forklift While Stretching

Michigan v Indiana

by Tommy Gimler

Drake Johnson has to be the unluckiest motherfucker in the state of Michigan, and keep in mind that there are almost 100,000 people who admit that they live in Flint.

And The Oscar For Big Black Cock At The NFL Combine Goes To Chris Jones

chris jones 40 yard dash

by Tommy Gimler

Watch out, Nick Foles. There’s a new big dick sheriff in town.

Not Only Is Missouri’s Maty Mouk A Shitty Quarterback, But He’s Apparently Also A Goddamn Idiot

Maty Mauk cocaine

by Frank Rhombus

I mean, it’s Nose Candy 101, really. You never let anybody record you doing a line of blow. Even if her hump hole tastes like cherries, the answer is no.

NFL Playoffs Is Perfect Time To Make Bookie Your Bitch, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. We have been making bookie our bitch 54 percent of the time this year, my friend. Now is not the time to take fist out of his ass, bro.

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