Category Archives: NCAA Football

Not Only Is Missouri’s Maty Mouk A Shitty Quarterback, But He’s Apparently Also A Goddamn Idiot

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by Frank Rhombus

I mean, it’s Nose Candy 101, really. You never let anybody record you doing a line of blow. Even if her hump hole tastes like cherries, the answer is no.

NFL Playoffs Is Perfect Time To Make Bookie Your Bitch, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. We have been making bookie our bitch 54 percent of the time this year, my friend. Now is not the time to take fist out of his ass, bro.

We Would Expect Nothing Less From An Alabama Fan

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by Tommy Gimler

Just when we had forgotten that 18 percent of people living in Alabama don’t graduate high school, a fine gentleman comes along with a Ford and some white athletic tape to offer up a friendly reminder.

Two Days In And We Already Have A Nominee For 2016′s Douchebag Of The Year Thanks To This Stanford Asshole

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by Frank Rhombus

Stanford’s Christian McCaffrey’s Rose Bowl performance last night was just like the first time I stuck my face between a giant set of fake tits: awesome.

2016 Seems Like Great Year To Make Bookie Your Bitch, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Listen, bro. Happy New Year! And I’ll tell you something, bro. Feels like good year to make bookie your bitch.

Plenty Of Ways To Make Bookie Your Bitch Before New Year, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Listen, bro. Just because you drop 4,000 Rupee on fat wife for Christmas doesn’t mean you can’t take 4,000 more and put it on Washington State game over, bro.

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