Category Archives: NCAA Football

Michigan Running Back Hit By Forklift While Stretching

Michigan v Indiana

by Tommy Gimler

Drake Johnson has to be the unluckiest motherfucker in the state of Michigan, and keep in mind that there are almost 100,000 people who admit that they live in Flint.

And The Oscar For Big Black Cock At The NFL Combine Goes To Chris Jones

chris jones 40 yard dash

by Tommy Gimler

Watch out, Nick Foles. There’s a new big dick sheriff in town.

Not Only Is Missouri’s Maty Mouk A Shitty Quarterback, But He’s Apparently Also A Goddamn Idiot

Maty Mauk cocaine

by Frank Rhombus

I mean, it’s Nose Candy 101, really. You never let anybody record you doing a line of blow. Even if her hump hole tastes like cherries, the answer is no.

NFL Playoffs Is Perfect Time To Make Bookie Your Bitch, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. We have been making bookie our bitch 54 percent of the time this year, my friend. Now is not the time to take fist out of his ass, bro.

We Would Expect Nothing Less From An Alabama Fan

alabama fan misspells your next

by Tommy Gimler

Just when we had forgotten that 18 percent of people living in Alabama don’t graduate high school, a fine gentleman comes along with a Ford and some white athletic tape to offer up a friendly reminder.

Two Days In And We Already Have A Nominee For 2016′s Douchebag Of The Year Thanks To This Stanford Asshole

annoying stanford fan yelling

by Frank Rhombus

Stanford’s Christian McCaffrey’s Rose Bowl performance last night was just like the first time I stuck my face between a giant set of fake tits: awesome.

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