Category Archives: NCAA Football

College GameDay Signs Were Fucking Hysterical Today

ESPN College GameDay Signs

by Frank Rhombus

The Notre Dame-Florida State game tonight was just a like a set of big fake tits: awesome. And because it was the game of the week, ESPN’s College GameDay crew traveled to Tallahassee, which meant thousands of fans put their creativity and twisted minds on display through some of the funniest signs we’ve seen so far.

Rakesh Says This Is The Week To Take Home Mad Rupee Betting On Football, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. Last week was big kick in penis thanks to West Virginia hitting 55-yard field goal instead of going to overtime so over could hit. But like my Uncle Omkar used to say, “Rakesh, you can’t win them all, bro, but you can always hit your wife.” He’s in jail now for beating Aunt Tanvi, my friend. Sick fuck, bro.

Rakesh’s Ass Is On Fire From Bad Taco Meat And Winning So Many Football Bets, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. After hitting five of six game last week, I didn’t think my ass could get more on fire, bro. But then I go to this Taco Bell near Daily Upper Decker headquarter, and I will beg to disagree now, bro. Something like six shits yesterday, my friend. But even though Rakesh has spent more time on crapper than at dinner table since Tuesday, that doesn’t mean he has not had time to make your bookie your bitch again this weekend, bro.

You Will Win Rupee Betting On Football This Weekend Because Rakesh Is Hotter Than Girl Satisfying Goat, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you what, bro. I normally do not get hard penis from Indian girls because their bush is like black guy haircut from seventies, my friend, and they usually smell like rotten carrot. But this one time I saw girl blowing goat in the streets of Howrah just for fuck of it, and it gave me boner, bro. I don’t know why that shit make me hot, but it is what it is, bro.

Bookie Will Be Begging You For Mercy After You Hit These American Football Bets, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you what, bro. Rakesh hit so many bets last weekend that bookie call me up and say, “Hey Rakesh, how about I let you fuck my wife instead of paying you Rupee?” But I will tell you something, my friend, I collect Rupee anyway because Rakesh not into fat Asian women, bro.

Adam Feuerberg’s Weekly Report On Two Teams Nobody Else Gives Two Shits About

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by Adam Feuerberg

Okay I know I missed last week’s edition. The truth is that I didn’t exactly know how to express my elation over the Hurricanes and Cowboys both winning in the same weekend that the entire sports world’s opinion of Adrian Peterson went right into the shitter. I didn’t really know how to joke about not being able to bitch and moan about my crappy teams usually pissing me off because the story broke that the NFL and the Baltimore Ravens may have conspired to hide evidence of Ray Rice haymakering his future wife in an elevator.

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