Category Archives: NCAA Football

College Football Coaches Sure Are Doing Some Stupid Shit To Fire Up Their Players This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Whatever happened to just grabbing your quarterback by his face mask and telling him that if he makes this touchdown pass to the back right corner of the end zone, then the entire Delta Sigma Theta house is probably going to fuck his brains out?

Hey, Jadeveon Clowney. Nick Saban Might Be ‘Nothing But 5-5,’ But At Least He’s Not A Huge Pussy Like You

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by Frank Rhombus

There are many professional athletes and coaches whose play and decision-making on the field buys them some freedom to say whatever they want about other players and coaches. Jadeveon Clowney is not one of those guys.

This Lou Holtz and Rich Gang Vine Is The Funniest Thing We’ve Seen Since ‘Philadelphia’

NCAA Football: BCS National Championship-Alabama vs Notre Dame

by Frank Rhombus

Lou Holtz can’t talk. He sounds like fucking Walt Jr. from Breaking Bad when he attempts to utter actual words, but that’s OK because words cannot describe how funny this Vine featuring Rich Gang’s “Lifestyle” jam mashed up with Holtz attempting to speak the English language.

Our Experts’ Picks For Tonight’s College Football National Championship

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by Tommy Gimler

One of us sells liquor. One of us books models. One of us smokes a shit ton of pot all day long. Still, we’re probably more qualified than Mel Kiper and his bulletproof dome when it comes to talking college football, and that’s because he’s a miserable fucking turd.

Betting These NFL Playoff Games Are Easier Than My Ex-Girlfriend Akansh And She Was Biggest Slut In Howrah, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. These former players and fat African men on ESPN would like to make you think that most of these American football games this weekend could go either way. But after I talked with cousin Gokul, he said picking these games is simpler than our cousin Harish, and he was born with just three-quarter brain, my friend.

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