by Tommy Gimler
Quarterback E.J. Manuel, this year’s first-round reach of the Buffalo Bills, told SiriusXM Radio Sunday that learning the Bills’ offense has been easier than learning the offense he ran at Florida State. Oh shit… (more…)
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Titus Young Getting Arrested TWICE Within 15 Hours Means Twice As Many Points For Your Athletes Getting Arrested Fantasy League
by Tommy Gimler
After getting arrested for driving under the influence and attempting to steal his own car last Sunday, Titus Young can now say that he has been released from prison in a 15-hour time period the same amount of times an NFL team has released him this year: twice. (more…)
In Every Sense Of The Word, Titus Young Is A Turd
by Tommy Gimler
They say that for every Peyton Manning, there’s a Ryan Leaf. For every Curtis Enis, there’s an Adrian Peterson. And then for every Titus Young, there’s every other player on the board. (more…)
NoSuch Dame: The Best Manti Te’o Jokes Of The Past 24 Hours
by Tommy Gimler
Like Manti Te’o's play in the National Championship game, the portrayal of him being a victim in this “girlfriend hoax” is a fucking joke. (more…)
Worst National Championship Game Ever?
by Tommy Gimler
Last night’s BCS Championship Game was a bigger disappointment than the time I took a girl to see the movie Juno and later found out she was a 27-year-old virgin. I was 29, she was 27. I was sexually active, of course. I mean, c’mon. I play guitar and work out. But she wasn’t broken in yet. And there we were, watching a movie about two high school kids fucking and one of them getting knocked up. Now that’s disappointing. And last’s night’s game was worse than that. (more…)
Betting On The Big Game? Rakesh Is Here To Help, Bro
by Rakesh The Intern
Check it out, bro. It’s the BCS Championship Game, and it doesn’t get any bigger than tonight, my friend. It’s like the equivalent to battling for The Elephant Cup in the Howrah Cricket League back in my home country of India. Except members of the winning team back home win an average of six rupees and free tank of gas for their moped, boss. Regardless of the outcome in tonight’s game, each school will take home enough money to feed the entire population of Howrah for the next twenty years, bro. (more…)
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