Category Archives: MVC

Madness

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by Tommy Gimler

“Jake and the Giant Killers” are surprisingly not an early-90s alt-rock band. No, they’re an extremely white group of basketball players who wait until the final horn sounds to crush your parlay.

Northern Iowa Is In The NCAA Tournament Because Of This Buzzer-Beating Shot

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by Tommy Gimler

It was about as sexy as 14 nudie pics of Melissa McCarthy, but hey, it went in.

The DUD At The Final Four: Wichita State Is Gone, But The Shocker Lives On

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by Tommy Gimler

We visited the Final Four this weekend to take in all of the excitement March Madness has to offer, even though it’s April. Of course, we found that when the Georgia Dome isn’t selling alcohol inside, most of that excitement takes place outside next to the beer vendors. And what better a place to find people willing to test their knowledge of legendary sex moves like the Shocker, Houdini, and Cincinnati Chili Dog.

Wichita State Vs. Louisville: Closer Than You Think

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by Tommy Gimler

The Final Four is set to kick off tonight in Atlanta, and that means if you’re lucky enough to be attending the games, make sure to remove all of the valuables from your vehicle before you head inside.

That’s Two In The Fucking Pink On Your Television Screen

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by Tommy Gimler

If this picture was from the old HBO show Gang War: Bangin’ In Little Rock, we would have a hard time determining whether the broad in the middle was “beat in or fucked in” to this gang of Wichita State cheerleaders. Jesus…

Don’t Be An NCAA Tourney Douchebag In The Office On Monday

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest here. On Monday, you’re going to expect people to listen to why you’re taking the Bucknell Bison to make the Elite 8 even though you have never been to Lewisburg, couldn’t point it out on a map, and sure as shit haven’t taken in one second of Bison basketball this year.

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