Category Archives: Big Ten

Those White Boys From Wisconsin Have Beaten Indiana And Michigan, Are 4-2 Against Top 12 Teams, And Are Unranked

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by Tommy Gimler

Need further proof that college basketball rankings are more fucked up than Forest Whitaker’s face? Then look no further than those crackers known as the Wisconsin Badgers men’s basketball team.

Chucking Bucky

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by Tommy Gimler

The forty minutes of Wisconsin Badgers basketball I watched tonight that culminated in a 64-63 defeat to the Syracuse Orangemen reminded me of a bipolar girl I nailed back in ’98. I’m just thankful I had access to multiple forms of alcohol to help get me through both ordeals.

TeBoring

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by Vinny “The Book”

I was going to start this with a rhetorical question….”Are you tired of hearing about Tim Tebow?”…but I can’t think of anyone aside from the hardcore Christian community who would not answer that question with a “yes”.

Missing Cinderella

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by Tommy Gimler

For the first time in four years, I didn’t have to change my shorts once on day one of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. Maybe it’s because Busby’s cooks their chicken all the way through, or maybe day one really didn’t produce its usual Cinderella team.

Who You Got?

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by Tommy Gimler

The best part about filling out brackets is that nobody, not even you Tommy Thurin, gets every pick correct. So, should you just flip a coin to determine the winners?

Before you lose your money…

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by Tommy Gimler

We’re three days away from the biggest Thursday in American sports, and the only thing we know for certain right now is that Dick Vitale has the longest running case of laryngitis in the history of broadcasting. 

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