Category Archives: Illinois Fighting Illini

Dizzy Bat + Dribbling A Basketball = Comedy Gold

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by Tommy Gimler

“This is not going to go well.”

Those White Boys From Wisconsin Have Beaten Indiana And Michigan, Are 4-2 Against Top 12 Teams, And Are Unranked

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by Tommy Gimler

Need further proof that college basketball rankings are more fucked up than Forest Whitaker’s face? Then look no further than those crackers known as the Wisconsin Badgers men’s basketball team.

He Said That?

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by J. LaSussa

Check out what ESPN Analyst Stephen Bardo said regarding the Bruce Weber situation at Illinois.

Big Ten Basketball Blows


by Tommy Gimler

It’s the last day of January, and two things have my attention: 1) Will Kelly Clarkson sing the national anthem in less than 92 seconds? and 2) Baseball IQ is the greatest show to hit television since Archer. During a commercial, I changed the channel to catch what was left of the Spartans/Fighting Illini game. One word can sum up what I was watching: puke.

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