Category Archives: Big Ten

Dizzy Bat + Dribbling A Basketball = Comedy Gold

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by Tommy Gimler

“This is not going to go well.”

And Now Your Bracket Looks Like This Thanks To Michigan State

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by Tommy Gimler

Probably the biggest first-round upset in NCAA Tournament history. Thanks for shoving a screwdriver up our peeholes, Sparty.

Does Anybody Really Want To Play For Deplorable Cunt Fran McCaffery?

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by Frank Rhombus

Why does Iowa head coach Fran McCaffery always act like he just found out his mom contracted syphilis from his cousin when he sits down for a press conference?

Several Minnesota Golden Gophers Basketball Players Also Enjoy Making Sex Tapes

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by Frank Rhombus

The Minnesota Golden Gophers men’s basketball team is so pig shit awful that it takes quite a bit for us to dedicate an entire post to them. One of their players posting a few videos of women getting tag-teamed by him and a pal to Twitter is definitely that “quite a bit.”

Some Big Ten Basketball Player Says He’s Absolutely Crushing Ass On And Off Campus

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by Frank Rhombus

And since he doesn’t go to Louisville, odds are that pussy isn’t paid for by an assistant coach either.

Duke Over Wisconsin?

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by Andy Ostroff

That is my prediction for tonight’s game. Yes, the Badgers are the one-point favorite tonight, but there is something spooky going on here.

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