by Tommy Gimler
We visited the Final Four this weekend to take in all of the excitement March Madness has to offer, even though it’s April. Of course, we found that when the Georgia Dome isn’t selling alcohol inside, most of that excitement takes place outside next to the beer vendors. And what better a place to find people willing to test their knowledge of legendary sex moves like the Shocker, Houdini, and Cincinnati Chili Dog. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
The Final Four is set to kick off tonight in Atlanta, and that means if you’re lucky enough to be attending the games, make sure to remove all of the valuables from your vehicle before you head inside. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Just days before the Final Four is set to tipoff in Atlanta, here’s a story that’s more disturbing than Carrot Top’s face. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Let’s be honest here. On Monday, you’re going to expect people to listen to why you’re taking the Bucknell Bison to make the Elite 8 even though you have never been to Lewisburg, couldn’t point it out on a map, and sure as shit haven’t taken in one second of Bison basketball this year. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Need further proof that college basketball rankings are more fucked up than Forest Whitaker’s face? Then look no further than those crackers known as the Wisconsin Badgers men’s basketball team. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
After two losses to Notre Dame and Baylor last week that were almost as embarrassing as Keanu Reeves, the Kentucky Wildcats men’s basketball team fell from #8 in the AP Poll to unranked, the largest single-week drop since 1990. Two weeks ago, UCLA was ranked 11th, and one week later they were unranked. What does it mean? Simply put, ESPN’s “C’mon Man” segment has more credibility than the AP Poll. (more…)
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