Category Archives: Big 12
Don’t Be An NCAA Tourney Douchebag In The Office On Monday
by Tommy Gimler
Let’s be honest here. On Monday, you’re going to expect people to listen to why you’re taking the Bucknell Bison to make the Elite 8 even though you have never been to Lewisburg, couldn’t point it out on a map, and sure as shit haven’t taken in one second of Bison basketball this year.
The DUD’s Best of 2012 – Is Brittney Griner A Dude?
by Tommy Gimler
Our first investigative journalism piece back on March 25th focused on Brittney Griner, the center for the Baylor Bears’ women’s basketball team. A quick glance at her Adam’s apple along with a quick listening sesh of Griner talking about her dunks should be more than enough to reveal what we were investigating:
Kentucky Once Again Proves Rankings Are About As Worthless As Mark Sanchez
by Tommy Gimler
After two losses to Notre Dame and Baylor last week that were almost as embarrassing as Keanu Reeves, the Kentucky Wildcats men’s basketball team fell from #8 in the AP Poll to unranked, the largest single-week drop since 1990. Two weeks ago, UCLA was ranked 11th, and one week later they were unranked. What does it mean? Simply put, ESPN’s “C’mon Man” segment has more credibility than the AP Poll.
Dude, Where’s My Car?
by Tommy Gimler
Twitter is alive right now with stories of couches being burned and cars being flipped and danced upon in the streets of Lexington, KY. Oh, and now they have burned that car. Of course.
Cinderella Has a Hot Twin Sister
by Tommy Gimler
The first day of the NCAA Tournament may have lacked excitement, but day two has ripped off her shirt and pulled your face in between her huge fake cans. Hard.
We Found Her!
by Tommy Gimler
It took halfway through day two, but gentlemen, there’s a new hot broad in town and her name is Norfolk State.
