Category Archives: American

Shoutout To This Crying Cincinnati Fan Who Almost Puked After The Bearcats Blew A 22-Point Lead Against Nevada

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by Tommy Gimler

Luckily, it was just a vurp.

How About This Louisville Fan Who Ran Onto The Court And Into Miami’s Huddle Yesterday?

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by Frank Rhombus

Let’s hope if Randall Bolton fills out an application at a Louisville area McDonald’s this week, his potential employer doesn’t type his name into that Google thing all of the kids are using these days.

Louisville’s Strength Coach Sure Looks Like He Could Use Some Of Those Hookers

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by Tommy Gimler

How this guy has made it 30 years at the University of Louisville without succumbing to a massive heart attack is anybody’s guess.

‘Violation Of Team Rules’ Apparently Is Code For ‘Sexual Assault’ In 2015

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by Andy Ostroff

This week and last, two players on two different premier NCAA basketball teams were dismissed from playing under circumstances that were more vague than the details of former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford explaining his busy weekend. It wasn’t until later that we found out these dismissals were due to sexual misconduct.

Chris Jones Is A Millennial Douchebag

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by Andy Ostroff

It is not cool to hit people or threaten to hit people…especially women.  But University of Louisville guard Chris Jones took it to a new level the other day with his threatening text message to a girl that allegedly made his dorm room messy.

Four White Guys And An Egyptian Walk Onto A Basketball Court

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by Frank Rhombus

Odds are you didn’t catch last night’s Louisville-Savannah State college basketball game because it’s November, and that means college basketball matters about as much as a Jonas Brother. But after the Cardinals curb stomped the Tigers by 61 points, Louisville head coach Rick Pitino gave us one of the funniest quotes of the year, which of course means that white people everywhere are pissed about it.

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