Category Archives: ACC

The UNC Mascot Got Sucker-Punched Seconds After Villanova Crushed His Soul

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by Tommy Gimler

Unless you had the under, last night’s national title game was as good as it gets.

Did Jim Boeheim Literally Piss His Pants Yesterday?

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by Tommy Gimler

To be honest, I’d probably shit myself if I just missed out on a six-figure NCAA Tournament bonus.

Playing Basketball At Boston College Is Almost As Sad As A Grown Man Pissing Himself

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by Tommy Gimler

Yeah, when “going out to eat” is your best memory from playing basketball at a school for four-plus years and not “crushing ass” or “beating Syracuse,” then you’ve had a rough go of it.

Louisville’s Strength Coach Sure Looks Like He Could Use Some Of Those Hookers

ray ganong losing his shit

by Tommy Gimler

How this guy has made it 30 years at the University of Louisville without succumbing to a massive heart attack is anybody’s guess.

Duke Over Wisconsin?

Duke v Wisconsin

by Andy Ostroff

That is my prediction for tonight’s game. Yes, the Badgers are the one-point favorite tonight, but there is something spooky going on here.

NC State To The President After Knocking Off Villanova: ‘Fuck Obama’

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by Tommy Gimler

You can’t fault Barack Obama for thinking Villanova was going to advance past the first weekend of this year’s NCAA Tournament. After all, since 2005, all but four #1′s had made it to the Sweet Sixteen.

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