Category Archives: ACC

How About This Louisville Fan Who Ran Onto The Court And Into Miami’s Huddle Yesterday?

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by Frank Rhombus

Let’s hope if Randall Bolton fills out an application at a Louisville area McDonald’s this week, his potential employer doesn’t type his name into that Google thing all of the kids are using these days.

Is Grayson Allen Fucked In The Head Or Just A Giant Asshole?

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by Tommy Gimler

Geez. It’s only a game, Focker.

Best Of 2016: The Most Depressing Press Conference Of The Year

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s official: Playing basketball at Boston College is almost as sad as a grown man pissing himself.

The UNC Mascot Got Sucker-Punched Seconds After Villanova Crushed His Soul

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by Tommy Gimler

Unless you had the under, last night’s national title game was as good as it gets.

Did Jim Boeheim Literally Piss His Pants Yesterday?

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by Tommy Gimler

To be honest, I’d probably shit myself if I just missed out on a six-figure NCAA Tournament bonus.

Playing Basketball At Boston College Is Almost As Sad As A Grown Man Pissing Himself

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by Tommy Gimler

Yeah, when “going out to eat” is your best memory from playing basketball at a school for four-plus years and not “crushing ass” or “beating Syracuse,” then you’ve had a rough go of it.

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