Category Archives: NCAA Basketball

Is Grayson Allen Fucked In The Head Or Just A Giant Asshole?


by Tommy Gimler

Geez. It’s only a game, Focker.

Best Of 2016: The Most Depressing Press Conference Of The Year

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s official: Playing basketball at Boston College is almost as sad as a grown man pissing himself.

Ain’t That Some Shit When You Dribble Out The Final Seconds Of A Basketball Game Because You Thought You Were Winning But You Were Actually Losing?


by Tommy Gimler

Nobody has ever accused the kids at Bryant University of being smarter than the kids at Brown, but that was ridiculously obvious on the hardwood Monday night.

Kentucky Beat The Piss Out Of A Christian Liberal Arts School By 93 Points Yesterday


by Tommy Gimler

That’ll test their faith.

GW’s Basketball Coach Says The AD Requested Practice Tapes So He Could Masturbate To Them

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by Frank Rhombus

Holy shit! Exactly what kind of offense are they running in the nation’s capital these days?

The UNC Mascot Got Sucker-Punched Seconds After Villanova Crushed His Soul

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by Tommy Gimler

Unless you had the under, last night’s national title game was as good as it gets.

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