Category Archives: NCAA Basketball

Four White Guys And An Egyptian Walk Onto A Basketball Court

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by Frank Rhombus

Odds are you didn’t catch last night’s Louisville-Savannah State college basketball game because it’s November, and that means college basketball matters about as much as a Jonas Brother. But after the Cardinals curb stomped the Tigers by 61 points, Louisville head coach Rick Pitino gave us one of the funniest quotes of the year, which of course means that white people everywhere are pissed about it.

The 5 Most Disgusting American Sports Injuries Of All-Time

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by Tommy Gimler

Don’t want your kid to play sports? Then boy, do we have the article for you! Eating breakfast? You might want to go elsewhere.

Louis Slungpue Tells ABC 7 That A Massive Dump Caused The Flood At UCLA

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by Tommy Gimler

Are you one hundred percent sure about that?

Hey, Rashad McCants: Shut The Fuck Up

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by Frank Rhombus

Former North Carolina basketball standout Rashad McCants said some stupid shit while he was at UNC, but just when you thought he couldn’t possibly be any dumber, he goes and does something like this.

Why The Final Four’s Worst Commercial Might Be The Best

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by Andy Ostroff

Let’s take a timeout and look at the Chris Webber Burger King commercial. Yes, I wanted to get that lame pun out of the way.

Kentucky Vs. Wisconsin: A Closer Look Off The Court

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by Tommy Gimler

When the Kentucky Wildcats meet the Wisconsin Badgers at AT&T Stadium Saturday night, it will be a matchup of one school making their 16th trip to the Final Four against one making just their third. Kentucky has won eight national titles, including one as recently as 2012. Wisconsin has won just one national championship, and it’s not a coincidence that it came when black players were still barred from playing in the Big Ten.

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