Category Archives: NCAA Basketball

Some Big Ten Basketball Player Says He’s Absolutely Crushing Ass On And Off Campus

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by Frank Rhombus

And since he doesn’t go to Louisville, odds are that pussy isn’t paid for by an assistant coach either.

Like A Fat Kid Who Didn’t Know The Buffet Had A Dessert Bar, The Milwaukee Bucks Dropped The Ball

sam dekker milwaukee bucks pass

by J. LaSussa

I can’t fucking believe the Milwaukee Bucks passed on Wisconsin basketball legend Sam Dekker. Fuck them. I’m done.

Does This New Eligibility Rule Proposal Mean The NCAA Actually Gives A Shit About Its Athletes?

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by Andy Ostroff

In a rare move, the NCAA is considering a rule change that would actually benefit student-athletes who are considering the NBA Draft.

The 2015 Wooden Awards Should Be Used To Torture ISIS


by Andy Ostroff

Friday Night, ESPN 2 aired the Wendy’s Wooden Award ceremony for the first time ever. I set my DVR and planned to watch and write about the hour-long awards show this weekend. However, it took longer than expected. Watching this show was like watching paint dry, but only if that paint kicked you in the dick every time you looked at it.

Not Done Comparing Basketball To Football

NCAA Basketball: Final Four-Championship Game-Wisconsin vs Duke

by Andy Ostroff

It was quite a game Monday night between Wisconsin and Duke. I was sending my condolences to some of my Badger buddies yesterday, and they all said some rendition of the same thought, which was similar to those ideas expressed by Bo Ryan, and that is that the officiating was to blame for the loss.

Duke Over Wisconsin?

Duke v Wisconsin

by Andy Ostroff

That is my prediction for tonight’s game. Yes, the Badgers are the one-point favorite tonight, but there is something spooky going on here.

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