Category Archives: NCAA Basketball

GW’s Basketball Coach Says The AD Requested Practice Tapes So He Could Masturbate To Them

coach lonergan gw

by Frank Rhombus

Holy shit! Exactly what kind of offense are they running in the nation’s capital these days?

The UNC Mascot Got Sucker-Punched Seconds After Villanova Crushed His Soul

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by Tommy Gimler

Unless you had the under, last night’s national title game was as good as it gets.



by Tommy Gimler

“Jake and the Giant Killers” are surprisingly not an early-90s alt-rock band. No, they’re an extremely white group of basketball players who wait until the final horn sounds to crush your parlay.

And Now Your Bracket Looks Like This Thanks To Michigan State

michigan state upset

by Tommy Gimler

Probably the biggest first-round upset in NCAA Tournament history. Thanks for shoving a screwdriver up our peeholes, Sparty.

These 5 Players In The NCAA Tournament Can Eat A Dick


by Frank Rhombus

Surprisingly, they don’t all play for Duke.

Two Comedians Who Don’t Know Shit About College Basketball Help The DUD Fill Out A March Madness Bracket

dick vitale daily upper decker

by Tommy Gimler

All of The Daily Upper Decker‘s usual podcasters are either out of town or sicker than a dude with AIDS, so we decided to go to a shithole in Marina Del Rey to find people who don’t know anything about basketball to help us fill out our NCAA Tournament bracket.

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