Category Archives: NCAA Basketball

‘Violation Of Team Rules’ Apparently Is Code For ‘Sexual Assault’ In 2015


by Andy Ostroff

This week and last, two players on two different premier NCAA basketball teams were dismissed from playing under circumstances that were more vague than the details of former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford explaining his busy weekend. It wasn’t until later that we found out these dismissals were due to sexual misconduct.

ESPN Is Again Making Something Out Of Nothing


by Andy Ostroff

When I first read about the story out of Vanderbilt where coach Kevin Stallings used profane language to berate his player Wade Baldwin, I thought, “That’s college basketball. I won’t write about this.” Then I watched the video, and guess what…I thought even less of this non-story.

Vanderbilt’s Head Coach To Player: ‘I’ll Fucking Kill You’

kevin stallings i'm going to fucking kill you

by Tommy Gimler

Hey, clapping in an opponent’s face after you beat them on their home court is a dick move, but it’s not as pathetic as a head coach telling one of his own players that he’s going to fucking kill them, especially when you’re the head coach of the winning team.

Chris Jones Is A Millennial Douchebag

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by Andy Ostroff

It is not cool to hit people or threaten to hit people…especially women.  But University of Louisville guard Chris Jones took it to a new level the other day with his threatening text message to a girl that allegedly made his dorm room messy.

Way To Ruin It For Everyone, Kansas State

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by Andy Ostroff

Last night the Kansas State basketball team looked great by beating their arch rivals Kansas in a close game. However, their student body really looked like pieces of shit by pinning Kansas coach Bill Self against the scorer’s table and purposely trying to injure one of the Kansas players, which brings me to this question: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING?

UNC-Duke Live Blog Posted Five Days Later

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by Andy Ostroff

This was supposed to run on Wednesday night, but our intern Rakesh got the runs pretty bad after eating Five Guys for lunch and has been out ever since. Still, the game was so intense and this live blog is so damn funny, that we’re going to run it anyway. Cheers.

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