Category Archives: San Antonio Spurs

Did ABC 7′s Mike Shumann Really Steal A Jacket Belonging To Stephen Curry’s Bodyguard?

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by Tommy Gimler

Mike Shumann’s Twitter page says that he’s a sportscaster at ABC7 News, former San Francisco 49ers wide receiver and Super Bowl champion. What it doesn’t mention is that he’s also a big fan of taking other people’s shit. Allegedly, of course.

Here’s A Hell Of A Story About A Naked Avery Johnson Trying To Beat Malik Rose’s Ass In The Spurs Locker Room

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s something that Avery Johnson probably didn’t highlight on his resume when he interviewed at the University of Alabama.

‘The Big Fundamental’ Tim Duncan Retires

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by Tommy Gimler

Funny. That’s the same nickname my wife gave me in the bedroom. But hey, I get the job done.

Watch This Fat Spurs Fan Fall Out Of A Pickup Truck While Celebrating San Antonio’s Curb Stomping Of Miami

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by Tommy Gimler

Driving down the street while standing with your door open, screaming and laying on the horn, and somewhere between three to five Latinos standing in the bed of your pickup truck. What could possibly go wrong?

ESPN’s Bradford Doolittle Said The 2014 NBA Finals Would Be The Best Ever. He Was Fucking Wrong, Brah

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by Tommy Gimler

Usually Mel Kiper’s dog shit analysis alone is enough to question why in the hell I drop three bucks a month on being an ESPN INsider instead of using the cash for a gum job from a homeless broad under an I-5 overpass. But it looks like Bradford Doolittle saw Kiper’s bag of shit and raised him one.

Sunday Night Funnies

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by Tommy Gimler

Our new DUD series Sunday Night Funnies debuts with five short shots at some of the haps of a wild sports weekend, and it’s awesome, brah. We’ll even go as far to say it’ll be funnier than Schindler’s List, and that’s a fucking guarantee…

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