Category Archives: San Antonio Spurs

‘The Big Fundamental’ Tim Duncan Retires

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by Tommy Gimler

Funny. That’s the same nickname my wife gave me in the bedroom. But hey, I get the job done.

Watch This Fat Spurs Fan Fall Out Of A Pickup Truck While Celebrating San Antonio’s Curb Stomping Of Miami

Spurs Fan Falls Out of Truck

by Tommy Gimler

Driving down the street while standing with your door open, screaming and laying on the horn, and somewhere between three to five Latinos standing in the bed of your pickup truck. What could possibly go wrong?

ESPN’s Bradford Doolittle Said The 2014 NBA Finals Would Be The Best Ever. He Was Fucking Wrong, Brah

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by Tommy Gimler

Usually Mel Kiper’s dog shit analysis alone is enough to question why in the hell I drop three bucks a month on being an ESPN INsider instead of using the cash for a gum job from a homeless broad under an I-5 overpass. But it looks like Bradford Doolittle saw Kiper’s bag of shit and raised him one.

Sunday Night Funnies

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by Tommy Gimler

Our new DUD series Sunday Night Funnies debuts with five short shots at some of the haps of a wild sports weekend, and it’s awesome, brah. We’ll even go as far to say it’ll be funnier than Schindler’s List, and that’s a fucking guarantee…

The Miami Heat Will 3-Peat So Tell Me Something Else About The NBA Playoffs DUDcast

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by Tommy Gimler, Barry Murphy, and Mandatory’s Gary Dudak

We get together for a podcast almost as often as Melissa McCarthy sheds a few pounds, so when we actually take the time to gather around the kitchen table with a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label and 18 retro cans of Miller Lite and talk some shop, you know it’s going to be a winner.

The Best Part Of The NBA Finals Was This Jackass

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by Tommy Gimler

While the last two games of the NBA Finals did provide several moments of awesome, the end result was about as predictable as the half hour after making a late night Taco Bell run.

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