by Tommy Gimler and Barry Murphy
The Daily Upper Decker’s NBA expert is Barry Murphy. Tommy Gimler thinks it’s a fixed sport. Putting these two together to talk about the NBA playoffs made about as much sense as ordering Barely Legal 15 in your hotel room when the internet connection was free. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Sure, the other guys are going to pick the best overall player, rookie, and coach. But only we dish out the awards that matter, like the best player with a Jihad beard. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
ESPN is giving you yet another reason to locate the mute button on your remote. Now that he has played his last NFL game, Ray Lewis will be joining the four-letter as an analyst, meaning he’ll instantly become the second most unintelligible former player on your television next to Shannon Sharpe. But now that the most annoying player in American professional sports has called it quits, who is out there to take the crown from Lewis? Well, not take. They’ll have to ask nicely so he doesn’t stab them. Anyway, The DUD is here to break that down. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Oklahoma City guard James Harden hit a seemingly meaningless three-pointer as time expired in Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals against the San Antonio Spurs tonight. Well, unless you had the Spurs at minus 5.5 points. (more…)
by Dave Iacch “The Voice of No Reason,” J.P. “The Big Dipper,” and t.i. “the little dipper”
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- The Philadelphia 76ers might as well be called the 69ers because they are going to suck until their playoff run poops in their mouth. (more…)
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by Tommy Gimler
Halfway through the NBA season, and the only thing people want to talk about outside of Los Angeles is a shot that LeBron James passed up during an exhibition game. Somebody cue the Allen Iverson “practice” rant. (more…)
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