Category Archives: New Orleans Pelicans

This Guy Got A Zion Knicks Tattoo Before Last Night’s NBA Draft Lottery, Is An Idiot

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by Tommy Gimler

Maybe Zion Williamson will eventually play for the Knicks around the year 2025, but still, this is pretty fucking stupid.

Anthony Davis Literally Broke Ron Baker’s Face On This Dunk

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by Tommy Gimler

Wait, who the hell is Ron Baker?

Vlade Divac Really Shoved It Up Kings Fans’ Peeholes When He Said He Passed Up A Better Offer For DeMarcus Cousins

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by Frank Rhombus

Of course, any deal other than the one the Kings accepted from New Orleans would likely fall under the “better” category. I mean, was there no way to throw in an Anthony Davis used condom?

Start Your Monday Off By Watching Boogie Cousins Get His Dick And Balls Grabbed By Buddy Hield

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by Tommy Gimler

Yeah, I’ll venture a guess that DeMarcus wasn’t there to finish the pick and roll this time around.

Baron Davis’s Alien Abduction Story Surprisingly Is Not The Most Bullshit Claim In Recent NBA History

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by Tommy Gimler

Former well-traveled NBA player Baron Davis is apparently not only traveling from LA to Vegas and back these days but also to alien spacecrafts.

Jason Collins Announces He Is Gay. Where Will He Play Next?

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by Tommy Gimler

Sports Illustrated is in line to make some serious cash money when their magazine hits newsstands this week, and that’s because they are running an exclusive story on Jason Collins, the first active athlete in the four major American team sports to announce his homosexuality.

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