Category Archives: Southwest

‘The Big Fundamental’ Tim Duncan Retires

2014 NBA Finals - Game Five

by Tommy Gimler

Funny. That’s the same nickname my wife gave me in the bedroom. But hey, I get the job done.

Thursday Night Was About As Good As It Gets For A Sports Night

jake arrieta no hitter

by Tommy Gimler

If you’re not a fan of double-overtime winners on the ice, no-hitters, or game-winning shots with time winding down in playoff basketball games, well, then you can just go fuck yourself.

What’s It Going To Take For Dwight Howard To Be A Big-Time Basketball Player Instead Of A Big-Time Pussy?

dwight howard big pussy

by Tommy Gimler

Houston Rockets center Dwight Howard is almost seven feet tall and weighs in at 265 pounds. He’s also 100 percent vagina.

If This Isn’t Traveling In The NBA, Then What The Fuck Is?

dj augustin travel

by Tommy Gimler

Remember that whole “You get two steps” thing you learned when you were six years old? Well, D.J. Augustin took like two thousand steps tonight, and it was still good enough for the zebras.

Only Matt Barnes Would Drive 95 Miles To Beat The Shit Out Of Derek Fisher For Plowing His Ex-Girlfriend

matt barnes derek fisher

by Tommy Gimler

Well, OK. So would Dante Cunningham, but still.

The Clippers Are Just Like The Red Sox Of Old

DeAndre Jordan, J.J. Redick, Blake Griffin

by Andy Ostroff

Growing up in Boston, I’ve been a life long Red Sox fan. And if you’ve only been paying attention the last ten years or so, you would be quite jealous.  However, I remember further back to 2003, and the feeling I got in my stomach in 2004 before the Sox changed their history forever. I even remember back before that when the Red Sox would rip your heart out, stomp all over it, then kick you in the nuts with their bloody boots.

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