Category Archives: Southwest

Just Checking In On Grayson Allen And Yup, He’s Still A Bitch

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by Frank Rhombus

Other than Aldon Smith, Richie Incognito, Pacman Jones and Vontaze Burfict, nobody gets more second chances to prove they’re not a psychotic asshole than Grayson Allen.

This Guy Got A Zion Knicks Tattoo Before Last Night’s NBA Draft Lottery, Is An Idiot

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by Tommy Gimler

Maybe Zion Williamson will eventually play for the Knicks around the year 2025, but still, this is pretty fucking stupid.

Is This Joakim Noah Blowing Kisses At A Fan Or Just Some Homeless Dude In A Grizzlies Jersey?

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by Tommy Gimler

Breaking news: Joakim Noah is still in the NBA.

Just A Friendly Reminder To The Clippers Announcers Than Robert ‘Tractor’ Traylor Is Dead

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by Tommy Gimler

“Who’s he play for now?”

Did ABC 7′s Mike Shumann Really Steal A Jacket Belonging To Stephen Curry’s Bodyguard?

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by Tommy Gimler

Mike Shumann’s Twitter page says that he’s a sportscaster at ABC7 News, former San Francisco 49ers wide receiver and Super Bowl champion. What it doesn’t mention is that he’s also a big fan of taking other people’s shit. Allegedly, of course.

Here’s A Hell Of A Story About A Naked Avery Johnson Trying To Beat Malik Rose’s Ass In The Spurs Locker Room

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s something that Avery Johnson probably didn’t highlight on his resume when he interviewed at the University of Alabama.

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