Category Archives: Southwest

New Dallas Mavericks Stud Dennis Smith Jr. Once Tweeted About ‘Slangin’ His Wood

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by Tommy Gimler

It appears as though last night’s ninth overall pick is talented both on and off the hardwood.

Vlade Divac Really Shoved It Up Kings Fans’ Peeholes When He Said He Passed Up A Better Offer For DeMarcus Cousins

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by Frank Rhombus

Of course, any deal other than the one the Kings accepted from New Orleans would likely fall under the “better” category. I mean, was there no way to throw in an Anthony Davis used condom?

Start Your Monday Off By Watching Boogie Cousins Get His Dick And Balls Grabbed By Buddy Hield

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by Tommy Gimler

Yeah, I’ll venture a guess that DeMarcus wasn’t there to finish the pick and roll this time around.

‘The Big Fundamental’ Tim Duncan Retires

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by Tommy Gimler

Funny. That’s the same nickname my wife gave me in the bedroom. But hey, I get the job done.

Thursday Night Was About As Good As It Gets For A Sports Night

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by Tommy Gimler

If you’re not a fan of double-overtime winners on the ice, no-hitters, or game-winning shots with time winding down in playoff basketball games, well, then you can just go fuck yourself.

What’s It Going To Take For Dwight Howard To Be A Big-Time Basketball Player Instead Of A Big-Time Pussy?

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by Tommy Gimler

Houston Rockets center Dwight Howard is almost seven feet tall and weighs in at 265 pounds. He’s also 100 percent vagina.

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