Category Archives: Southwest

This Guy Got A Zion Knicks Tattoo Before Last Night’s NBA Draft Lottery, Is An Idiot

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by Tommy Gimler

Maybe Zion Williamson will eventually play for the Knicks around the year 2025, but still, this is pretty fucking stupid.

Is This Joakim Noah Blowing Kisses At A Fan Or Just Some Homeless Dude In A Grizzlies Jersey?

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by Tommy Gimler

Breaking news: Joakim Noah is still in the NBA.

Just A Friendly Reminder To The Clippers Announcers Than Robert ‘Tractor’ Traylor Is Dead

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by Tommy Gimler

“Who’s he play for now?”

Did ABC 7′s Mike Shumann Really Steal A Jacket Belonging To Stephen Curry’s Bodyguard?

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by Tommy Gimler

Mike Shumann’s Twitter page says that he’s a sportscaster at ABC7 News, former San Francisco 49ers wide receiver and Super Bowl champion. What it doesn’t mention is that he’s also a big fan of taking other people’s shit. Allegedly, of course.

Here’s A Hell Of A Story About A Naked Avery Johnson Trying To Beat Malik Rose’s Ass In The Spurs Locker Room

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s something that Avery Johnson probably didn’t highlight on his resume when he interviewed at the University of Alabama.

Anthony Davis Literally Broke Ron Baker’s Face On This Dunk

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by Tommy Gimler

Wait, who the hell is Ron Baker?

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