Category Archives: Southwest

Did ABC 7′s Mike Shumann Really Steal A Jacket Belonging To Stephen Curry’s Bodyguard?

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by Tommy Gimler

Mike Shumann’s Twitter page says that he’s a sportscaster at ABC7 News, former San Francisco 49ers wide receiver and Super Bowl champion. What it doesn’t mention is that he’s also a big fan of taking other people’s shit. Allegedly, of course.

Here’s A Hell Of A Story About A Naked Avery Johnson Trying To Beat Malik Rose’s Ass In The Spurs Locker Room

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s something that Avery Johnson probably didn’t highlight on his resume when he interviewed at the University of Alabama.

Anthony Davis Literally Broke Ron Baker’s Face On This Dunk

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by Tommy Gimler

Wait, who the hell is Ron Baker?

New Dallas Mavericks Stud Dennis Smith Jr. Once Tweeted About ‘Slangin’ His Wood

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by Tommy Gimler

It appears as though last night’s ninth overall pick is talented both on and off the hardwood.

Vlade Divac Really Shoved It Up Kings Fans’ Peeholes When He Said He Passed Up A Better Offer For DeMarcus Cousins

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by Frank Rhombus

Of course, any deal other than the one the Kings accepted from New Orleans would likely fall under the “better” category. I mean, was there no way to throw in an Anthony Davis used condom?

Start Your Monday Off By Watching Boogie Cousins Get His Dick And Balls Grabbed By Buddy Hield

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by Tommy Gimler

Yeah, I’ll venture a guess that DeMarcus wasn’t there to finish the pick and roll this time around.

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