Category Archives: Southeast

We Can Think Of Two Big Reasons Why This Kid Won The Baby Race At Yesterday’s Miami Heat Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Thirsty.

The Truth!

Atlanta Hawks v Washington Wizards - Game Three

by Andy Ostroff

If you didn’t think it was going in when Paul Pierce got the ball at the end of Game 3 of the Wizards-Hawks series you probably haven’t been paying attention since 1998.

A Woman At The Hornets-Kings Game Got Smoked In The Face By A Basketball

woman hit in face with basketball

by Tommy Gimler

Sorry, ma’am. When you have front row seats to an NBA game, you have to make a decision before you enter the arena: Do you want to watch the fucking game, or do you want to play Candy Crush?

ESPN’s Tom Penn Thinks The Miami Heats’s Addition Of Shabazz Napier Will Keep It Going In “South Bitch”

Tom Penn ESPN South Bitch

by Tommy Gimler

If that’s really what it’s called, then we finally get why mega-bitch Dwyane Wade loves playing there so much.

ESPN’s Bradford Doolittle Said The 2014 NBA Finals Would Be The Best Ever. He Was Fucking Wrong, Brah

spurs win championship

by Tommy Gimler

Usually Mel Kiper’s dog shit analysis alone is enough to question why in the hell I drop three bucks a month on being an ESPN INsider instead of using the cash for a gum job from a homeless broad under an I-5 overpass. But it looks like Bradford Doolittle saw Kiper’s bag of shit and raised him one.

Washington Post Sports Columnist, Huge Fucking White Dork Mike Wise Was Not A Fan Of The Pacers’ Locker Room Music Tonight

mike wise

by Frank Rhombus

As far as we know, he doesn’t have an issue with the players’ rhinoceros cocks hanging out during post game interviews, though.

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